Teeeeen HUT!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

To your positions men!

 

*warders begin streaming in from all over and getting ibto orderly rank and file lines*

 

The warders guild is on the march! Wave goodbye to the sisters, say farewell to your bondeds and kiss the nearest novice roundly on the...cheek.

 

Im not going to lie to you. Some of you may not make it back alive. But each an every one of you has the pride of the White Tower on his shoulders!

 

*hoists a white tower banner high in the air with one hand, draws his sword with the other*

 

Get ready to march! For the white tower! For glory! And for cookies!!!

[Elgee]

*Sniffles then puts on a brave face and waves them goodbye with a red hanky*

 

Make us proud! Or at least hide the evidence, ok?

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

We need a blessing from the amyrlin! Where is claireducky?

[Daruya]

*throws blue confetti and makes beautiful blue skylights*

 

Go Warders! Make us proud!

 

*Dabs eyes with blue hanky. Runs to Elgee and hugs her tightly*

 

We'll be okay, kitten! They'll come back, I know they will.

[Elgee]

The %*&^ Darkfriends kidnapped her ... will one from the Keeper do?

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*bows* that will more than suffice, once everyone is here.

[Millon]

Honor to serve Aes Sedai. Our lives before yours. Elgee...if you see Marta..tell her...*ahemAHEEEMahem* tell her I WILL come back to her. Tell her it is our bond that will keep me strong......and....tell her.........tell her to find one that I would respect should I fall and not to avenge me. I would not want that life for her.

 

Enough! Lets March!

[Mystica]

*stops every warder in his tracks and checks their outfit. Thoroughly. Arms, legs, orrifices, nooks, crannies*

 

*spots Elgee and Daruya rolling their eyes*

 

What? They're going out there. Representing us! They'd better look their best! Whatya' think all that prettying is for? Killing time? tsk....

 

*notices Fnorrl* Didn't check you yet, deary. Assume the position.

 

*secretely stuffs a red laced covered rhum berrie in each of the warder's pockets*

 

Make us proud, boys and girls! And remember, no blood spilling. Collect it for later use and testing.

[Nargbert]

I don't know what you've been told!

Nargy's feet don't smell like mold!

No it isn't getting late!

What was that that Nargy Ate!

 

 

We might not make it back alive??? Are they all that ravenous???

 

*licks the ladies*

[paetric]

*polishes sword, dusts off cloak and puts on favorite boots*

 

Not all who wander are lost.

[paetric]

For the snow white color of the flame

gives us heart and hope as we dance and maim

against those of the shadow and the blackest of heart

We the warders, dedicated forever to our aes sedai, who we will never part

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

*is molesterered*

[Veranza]

Goodbye Warders I have never met. Goodbye Warders that I plan to meet. Come back save and sound and all of us will be here waiting for you!

 

Veranza!

[ThorkinBarrimore]

*Looks fondly back at the moat and then proudly joins the march.*

 

See you later, ladies! *Notices Mystica inspecting the warders and

smiles* Oh my! Can I be next? *winks*

[alannalynn]

*ties green ribbons on the Warders*

[Nargbert]

*gets his ribbon* Are we calling dibs on inspection now?? Cause dibs!

[Elgee]

Well then ... *clears throat and strikes a dramatic pose*

 

Myst. Myst! Turn out those pocketses. ALL of the pocketses ... now let the Warders go. *Eyes sternly*

 

*Turns back to the expectant crowd.*

 

Gentleman and ladies (and Trolloc), you go forth to conquer in the name of the White Tower! You carry the honour of your Aes Sedai, if they you have any, and of the illustrious Warders Guild. May you bring back glory, trophies, spoils of battle and .. what? You're going to VISIT?? Oh. Ok ... bring back cookies! And I want a new ruby necklace.

[Elgee]

Well then ... *clears throat and strikes a dramatic pose*

 

Myst. Myst! Turn out those pocketses. ALL of the pocketses ... now let the Warders go. *Eyes sternly*

 

*Turns back to the expectant crowd.*

 

Gentleman and ladies (and Trolloc), you go forth to conquer in the name of the White Tower! You carry the honour of your Aes Sedai, if they you have any, and of the illustrious Warders Guild. May you bring back glory, trophies, spoils of battle and .. what? You're going to VISIT?? Oh. Ok ... bring back cookies! And I want a new ruby necklace.

[Egwene Aes Sedai]

*wipes tears away* Goodbye dear Warders, be brave. *throws her ribbons to the warders*

[ThorkinBarrimore]

*Grins and allows the lovely Sunnygiggles to tie a Green ribbon on

him and catches Egwene's sweet ribbon, adds it to the other and hugs

her goodbye*

 

Thank you, dear ladies. How sweet of you!

[Egwene Aes Sedai]

*Hugs Thorkin* Be strong and....bring me back a cookie

[Vanion]

*Walks over wearing black leather pants and his sword strapped across his back, but no shirt on, and a 14 inch hunting knife in a sheath strapped to his left thigh*

 

I almost missed it! And I couldn't find my shirt! *eyes Elgee sternly, as she likely had something to do with it!!*

 

Now then, lets do this! Its about time we invaded the rest of DM!! They've been missing out on our sheer awesomeness!

[Elgee]

*Is a picture of innocence*

 

Here ya go! *Kisses Van on the cheek then hands him her Red Handkerchief*

[Millon]

It appears as though I will be going without a favor of my Aes Sedai. Sad. I shall be strong and I shall..........BRING BACK COOKIES!

[Vanion]

*Ties the Red handkerchief around the sheath of his hunting knife*

 

You just want to see me marching around shirtless! I know your games! *wags finger at Elgee!*

 

At least you didn't hide my pants and boots too! We've got a long walk ahead of us!