Things that would make you angry

[hotpocket2006]

-Gawyn Killing Rand

-Gawyn never figuring anything out and continuing to be ridiculous.

-Moraine dying before she gets a chance to see/talk to Rand.

-No main character deaths

-Tuon not getting taken down a couple notches

-Aviendha dying

-Rand submitting to anyone

[OptimusPrime]

Somebody killing Rand who doesnt deserve that kind of thunder.

Who does? None of the Darkfriends do, IMO (including Fain, even though he is not really a Darkfriend any more). Alivia certainly doesn't. She can play a part though. :)

 

Moridin. He should come up with a master plan. Like, Moghedien told Moridin about Birgitte, and that she has somehow survived, Moridin speculates what these primitive bonds do and has heard some stuff through Taim... so he thinks meh, what the hell, I'll just kill Rand myself, then his soul will go to T'A'R and await the Horns call, then I will go, expel him into the real world again, and THEN I will bond him, but with the Compulsion bond Taim told me about. Thus, I have the Dragon Reborn under my control AND his life is still dependant on mine muhuhahahahaaaaa (obviously he wouldnt succeed)

[waffle]

Moridin. He should come up with a master plan. Like, Moghedien told Moridin about Birgitte, and that she has somehow survived, Moridin speculates what these primitive bonds do and has heard some stuff through Taim... so he thinks meh, what the hell, I'll just kill Rand myself, then his soul will go to T'A'R and await the Horns call, then I will go, expel him into the real world again, and THEN I will bond him, but with the Compulsion bond Taim told me about. Thus, I have the Dragon Reborn under my control AND his life is still dependant on mine muhuhahahahaaaaa (obviously he wouldnt succeed)

 

I can just see Moridin laying a big wet kiss on Rand to bond him in the a´shaman way. And as Rand wakes up, Moridin is still holding him close. Their eyes meet. Moridin tries to move away but Rand takes hold of his hair. Saidin fled.

 

 

I hate you Drekka.

[OptimusPrime]

Moridin. He should come up with a master plan. Like, Moghedien told Moridin about Birgitte, and that she has somehow survived, Moridin speculates what these primitive bonds do and has heard some stuff through Taim... so he thinks meh, what the hell, I'll just kill Rand myself, then his soul will go to T'A'R and await the Horns call, then I will go, expel him into the real world again, and THEN I will bond him, but with the Compulsion bond Taim told me about. Thus, I have the Dragon Reborn under my control AND his life is still dependant on mine muhuhahahahaaaaa (obviously he wouldnt succeed)

 

I can just see Moridin laying a big wet kiss on Rand to bond him in the a´shaman way. And as Rand wakes up, Moridin is still holding him close. Their eyes meet. Moridin tries to move away but Rand takes hold of his hair. Saidin fled.

 

 

I hate you Drekka.

 

If I said that Moridin told Taim to teach the Ashaman that way to make it look like every Ashaman is trying to force themselves on Aes Sedai, would you still hate me? The thing about kissing the Aes Sedai to bond is absolutely, without a doubt the Shadows doing. I mean how do you think Taim himself would have discovered he could only bond someone when kissing them? That, to me, sounds like Moridins doing, so even the Lightsided Ashaman are taught this way, making it harder to do it any other way because theyve already learned it.

[waffle]

Moridin is such a slut.

[Majsju]

Somebody killing Rand who doesnt deserve that kind of thunder. Slayer for example, and to be honest, Demandred. I think it'd be funny if Demandred THOUGHT he had killed Rand, but if he did I'd be disappointed.

 

Taim uses mask of mirrors to disguise himself as Rand, for some evil purpose. At that moment, Demandred sneaks up from behind, and balefires him into last week.

later,

Demandred: have i not done well, Great Lord?

DO: You idiot!

[Goramier]

- Fain will somehow become the new DO.

- Fain saving the day like gollum.

 

This wouldn't make me angry. In fact, I would welcome it. The fake from dual creek needs to be stopped. Fain is by far the best character in the series. Not only shall he become the next DO but he should do so after killing the faker and then reclaim all the lands in his glory!

[Byzantine279]

majsju, that would be hilarious, watching poor Demandred get the short end of the stick every single time for his entire life is funny enough. But watching him, while thinking he is getting revenge, end up screwing up the DO's plans and probably letting Rand win would be priceless.

 

*Demandred tries to balefire Rand*

*rand jumps out of the way*

*the balefire kills Moridin, who was about to kill Rand*

[Crael123]

Moridin. He should come up with a master plan. Like, Moghedien told Moridin about Birgitte, and that she has somehow survived, Moridin speculates what these primitive bonds do and has heard some stuff through Taim... so he thinks meh, what the hell, I'll just kill Rand myself, then his soul will go to T'A'R and await the Horns call, then I will go, expel him into the real world again, and THEN I will bond him, but with the Compulsion bond Taim told me about. Thus, I have the Dragon Reborn under my control AND his life is still dependant on mine muhuhahahahaaaaa (obviously he wouldnt succeed)

I can just see Moridin laying a big wet kiss on Rand to bond him in the a´shaman way. And as Rand wakes up, Moridin is still holding him close. Their eyes meet. Moridin tries to move away but Rand takes hold of his hair. Saidin fled.I hate you Drekka.

 

 

Moridin is such a slut.

 

 

Somebody killing Rand who doesnt deserve that kind of thunder. Slayer for example, and to be honest, Demandred. I think it'd be funny if Demandred THOUGHT he had killed Rand, but if he did I'd be disappointed.

Taim uses mask of mirrors to disguise himself as Rand, for some evil purpose. At that moment, Demandred sneaks up from behind, and balefires him into last week. later,Demandred: have i not done well, Great Lord?DO: You idiot!

 

 

these all made me laugh so hard

[Crael123]

I will be really mad if Avi or Min or Nyneave gets raped by anybody. that just... i would be livid. I know it is too dark for wot thankfully though

[AnthonyJamesEnglish]

I will be really mad if Avi or Min or Nyneave gets raped by anybody. that just... i would be livid. I know it is too dark for wot thankfully though

Morgase got raped so... but i cant see how it would happen to those you suggested.

[randsc]

It will be very disappointing if Cadsuane is not taken down a notch or three. Hell, it will be disappointing if ALL the Aes Sedai are not taken down a notch or three.

 

Here is this organization dedicated to "guiding" the world, to keep it whole, at peace and ready from the DO's return. Can they have done a worse job? And yet, they all feel absolutely entitled to be in charge of everything. Honestly, I really can't stand any of them.

[randsc]

Also, assuming Rand and his harem survive (and I'm not assuming that), they had better be some sort of explanation of just how that whole thing is going to work. Assigned nights? Each girl with their own room, and Rand picks which one to favor each night? One giant bed, probably round, with a mirror on the ceiling? Enquiring minds want to know.

[mikedh]

Also, assuming Rand and his harem survive (and I'm not assuming that), they had better be some sort of explanation of just how that whole thing is going to work. Assigned nights? Each girl with their own room, and Rand picks which one to favor each night? One giant bed, probably round, with a mirror on the ceiling? Enquiring minds want to know.

 

This is exactly why Rand has to die, figuring out sleeping arrangements for that menagerie is too great a task for any author, even Jordan.

[spoke]

The only real things that would make me angry:

 

Another Elayne bath scene..

[Crossroad]

The imprisonment of Rand again, that will crap me right off or even any other main character from the series being put in the same situation.

[OptimusPrime]

I will be really mad if Avi or Min or Nyneave gets raped by anybody. that just... i would be livid. I know it is too dark for wot thankfully though

 

But... but... but what if Moridin did it... to Min... and then she got pregnant... Shaidar had his way with Mesaana

 

Nah I know what you mean its going too far

[Guest]

i would be really disappointed if Damer Flinn does not meet with Siuan and Leanne. Seriously, they have to regain their original strength. However, there is a small issue with this, can you heal something which is already healed? the solution would be to sever them again ofc, and then have the almight flinn patch them up to their former glory :D

[yoniy0]

@Crael123, I can't help noticing that you didn't include Elayne and Egwene in that little list of yours. You're the devil

[Shard]

If we had to sit through yet another chapter page line word of Savanna/Shaido.

[Byzantine279]

No Shard, a chapter of Shaido is fine, presuming they all die by the end of it, of course.

[yoniy0]

Oh, yeah, I'd really like to read Brandon going all red-wedding on their #@%&!

[Sid]

I'm actually curious about how the Shaido wise ones deal with their captivity. Not a full chapter's worth of curiosity, but some. I think more than a few pages will make me hateful though.

[lordofsoup]

If caddy stays as his adviser when Moriane gets back. If Egwene tries to take over Rand when he goes to the WT.

[Guest]

If caddy stays as his adviser when Moriane gets back. If Egwene tries to take over Rand when he goes to the WT.

 

for one thing, seeing as all aes sedai have respect for cadsuane, i doubt that moiraine willingly would "take" her place.