The Gathering Storm in less than Six Words [Just For Fun. No Spoilers]

[Luckers]

Ok, so we're all going a little nuts, so I figured I'd throw this out there fun and games and for something other than going and peeking at the spoilers to focus all our nervous energy on.

 

Now, Ernest Hemingway wrote a story in six words once. It was "For Sale; baby shoes, never worn." We're going to do the same. Points will go to inguinity, humour and originality. Pointless points, but points nonetheless. Feel free to post several times.

 

Rand frowned, the Dark One quivered.

Egwene knelt as Elaida died.

Elayne bathed. That is all.

Moridin rolled over. Moghedian died.

 

 

Now you guys! Remember to keep it to tGS.

[ElQua]

Moridin chest pumps shaidar; Moghedien dies.

 

 

[algspkr]

Demandred attacks Rand.  Moridin kills Demandred.

[Luckers]

Haha, I love both of them. Keep 'em coming.

 

The Dark One coughs, Shara destroyed.

 

[Ashaman DeRouge]

Rand, do not cross the streams.

 

Trollocs, Darkfriends and Forsaken, Oh my!

 

[Luckers]

Heh. If they do cross the streams they have to marry, body and soul.  ;D

 

 

[havoc110]

Girlfriends in the line of fire.

[Red Hand Man]

Rand, do not cross the streams.

 

Trollocs, Darkfriends and Forsaken, Oh my!

 

 

Broken Towers falling down, falling down...

[Luckers]

Broken Towers falling down, falling down...

 

Haha. My one other thought... Towers of Midnight?  ::)

[Owners.Inc]

Someone did something, Asmodean died.

[Luckers]

Brilliant. Not directly tGS but I'll allow it through my Nazi screens based on brilliance.

 

Rand swapped bodies. Majsju died.

 

;D

[Majsju]

Yeah, Brandon was as disgusted as I am by the worst theory in the history if fantasy that he rewarded my resistance by giving me a central part in the book ;D

 

'Pull my finger', Rand giggled.

[Luckers]

'History if fantasy'?

 

Heh. Also...

 

'Pull my finger', Rand giggled.

 

So THAT'S how Cadsuane teaches him laughter. I assume tears come next  ;D.

[deepak_dragonreborn]

"To kill or not to kill" --Rand thinking abt Semi

[Luckers]

Things happened. I did not look.

[VinedC]

Shaidar murdered. Clue: Bela sized hoofprints

[VinedC]

Rand goes blind. Nynaeve tugs braid.

[JenLenaMom]

Who will Rand sleep with next?  :D

[Bob T Dwarf]

Traitors act.  Heroes despair.  Defeat imminent.

 

Pride humbled.  Compromise reached.  Disaster averted.

 

Shadow poised.  Light gathers.  Future uncertain.

 

Quiet strength.  People march.  Hope reborn.

[Beren]

Elayne complains. Nynaeve tugs her braid.  ;D

 

 

 

[Red Hand Man]

WTFBBQ (not sure if that's 4 or 6 words!  hah!)  :D

[Majsju]

So, who wants to tell me how many words there can be in a sentence with less than six words... ;D

[Red Hand Man]

So, who wants to tell me how many words there can be in a sentence with less than six words... ;D

 

I suggest varying the language to use words that constitute more words when translated.  I'm sure you can use the conversion factor from that to make <6 = ∞

[Bob T Dwarf]

There's always posting in German.

 

6 appropriate German words might take 3 paragraphs in English.

[mcs0083]

Elayne has babies, Min wigs out.