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The Gathering Storm in less than Six Words [Just For Fun. No Spoilers]


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Bela tramples Shai'tan, becomes Big-Bad.

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A woman sniffs and everybody suffers.

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Mat's screwed. "Blood and bloody ashes."

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And although I don't agree with this long standing stereotype... I can't resist this short blurb for the description of the entire Wheel of Time saga:

 

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Endless descriptions of clothing, then Apocalypse.

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Probably book 13 but: "Moirane has three wishes? Will be spectacular"

 

Tuon ignores randland "superstitions", tuon shocked

 

Rand wakes, was all a dream...

 

Mat invents cannons, grenades, then AC-130

 

Berelain meets galad, gorgeousness blinds shadow

 

Collective skirts are smoothed, collective swords fondled

 

 

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