LYCAN BROTHERS ACQUISITIONS
a subsidiary of
DRUNKEN PIRATE INC.
Mr. @ Berf,
Congratulations on becoming the successful candidate in our job search. Although you failed to attend your final interview, all the other candidates have mysteriously vanished without a trace. We have assumed this was your doing and are duly impressed.
Upon your acceptance of our offer you are instructed to utilise the enclosed firearm to eliminate a thorn in the company's side. One Darthe. This task is to be completed at first light as we have a busy schedule tomorrow. This is your primary function. Afterwards, make yourself available to assist as required. We have faith you will understand your secondary mission.
Again, congratulations on your success here. This is a time where fast growth is possible due to recent losses in our senior management. Looking forward to you joining our family.
Kindly,
Warren Buyington
Certainly not Peacesells, lol