My declaration

[Jaydena]

Men suck!!! I will never be with another man, I intend to denounce all my bonds to men, and to be more like the book Reds. I will catch all channeling men and gentle them. *coughs and twitches as she chants, I can do this, I can do this* All men are hearby banned from my ajah boards, I will do this by putting up a ward that protects against the smell of them. *plugs nose* Just in case they try and get around that by wearing cologne, they will be blocked by a certain test which I can't talk about and no man would ever want to do. *evil grin* Next all of our whips and chains, handcuffs, etc are being banned from the ajah. We will not ever again whip a man or heaven forbid tie him up. *rolls eyes and then resumes her speech* To make sure all my ajah members comply with this I will be doing a room by room search. Should I find any men in your rooms their will be lots of problems ladies! Oh and the men in my ajah, sorry boys your banned too. *G* We will be donating our toys to the Reds as they will have need of them with all the men around them. That is all.

[Guest nephitess]

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I will not give up my toys!!!!  *throws a temper tantrum* ;)

[Jaydena]

You of all people can do this sweetie. *hands over a red outfit and steals the toys* Geez how many more of these do you have?

[Barmacral]

[Kara_J]

*hugs whip close* But...but it's my favouritest!!

[Jaydena]

Talk to the bidder about it. *laughs and steals Kara's whip*

[Tigara]

>.>

 

*hides by Raeyn and waits for Jade to make any spelling or grammatical errors*

[Nicandra]

My beautiful whip... my shiny cuffs...

 

Say it ain't so, boss. Say it ain't so.

[Jaydena]

*glares at the man* Thank you very much I knew I spelled it wrong, I haven't had a chance to come back and edit it. *wishes she could tie Tig up* Sorry Nic, it's called tough love. *steals Nic's stuff*

[Shendare]

[Jaydena]

It's another man!! *chases him from the thread*

[Liitha]

hey jade, i'll save you...:D *tags along after jade*

 

as normal wee lil me gets forgoten about when someone look to exclude warders or whatever they after *flutters around on pixie wings* :P nanananaa to whomever

 

oh god i feel another great nite coming up...psycho Lii take 2 tonite...now where is my torture victims from yest *starts prowling the IM programs*

[Nynaeve]

Can I store those for you, Jay?  >.>

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Jaydena]

LOL I may keep them later for blackmail, haven't decided. *G*

[Guest nephitess]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   *stamps her foot and pouts more*

 

I will not give in!!!

 

*sees the pretty red outfit*

 

hummmm... ok well i'll wear the clothes... but the toys stay dang it!!

[Jaydena]

*wrestles with Nephie for the toys*

[Guest nephitess]

*wrestles back*

 

MINE!!!

[Liitha]

when did nephi go green?

[Guest nephitess]

PMing you...

[Jaydena]

LOL I forgot you have been gone. *throws Nephie in a vat of pudding* No toys for you!!

[Liitha]

i havent been gone...yet

[Moghedian]

*Subtly sneaks into the Green quarters and looks around*

Wow, the WT has really been turned upside down this week...

 

[KellySedai]

:o Okay, I must be in the wrong room.... *runs for it*

[Cleopatra Narisse]

*stomps into the room wearing my Red patten leather Cat suit*

 

Red Leather Outfit, sorta like this

 

*Hold up my smurf darts and threatens* Hand over your toys this instant or I'll..... *presses the trigger and splats a dart square onto Jade's forehead*

 

:o

 

OOpsie.

 

 

*hides all my toys in the stable*

[Taya]

Little does the Ajah Head know of the insubordination being organised right this second - ah yes, we have a SECRET GATHERING spot where whips are allowed!

 

*realises she said this out loud*