Weekly duties.

[Justen Diablos]

Well I think the first week of my rule has gone pretty well.  You all look to be studying and all.  I did notice one thing though, you seem to have too much time on your hands for nibbling honest folks and smacking people with Fish.  Therefore I'm adding to your class schedule.  Now I know you're busy and I am nothing if not fair (and handsome).  So these will be simple history classes.  Sometime during the night or morning on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday I will post some White Tower History.  That way you can take it in during the day and have most of the evening to think about what you've learned.  There may be a test over the weekend so pay attention.  Otherwise just kick back and let your temporary Amyrlin teach you some stuff.  Here's the itinerary for the weekly classes.

 

Tuesday: The Kidnap of Kathana the Amyrlin and how Justen Diablos saved the White Tower.

 

Wednesday: Wonderous tales of the Brown Ajah as told by Justen Diablos. Volume 72 the Dark Rise of Yveva.

 

Friday: A tale of two Towers, and how a war was averted. (by Justen Diablos)

 

So there you have it.  I expect you to be attentive, and also to bring me Orange Juice if my throat gets dry.

 

Earn points by writing essays on what you've learned from the stories.  You can either post these essays on the end of my tales or simple e-mail them to me at ge_white@yahoo.com

 

Now these points won't count toward anything here at the Tower, they will go in a file back in the Fortress of Light and will perhaps someday keep you from getting tortured to death.  Those who do an exceptionally good job may even be allowed to join the Cult of JD. Though that would be a high honor indeed.

 

Enjoy the week, learn, and make yourselves better Aes Sedai.

 

JD,

Temporary.

[The Don]

I dunno, that... sounds like a lotta work. Can't I just not take the test and you can give me like a C+ just cause I was there for most of the White Tower history? You're a horrible Amyrlin... making Aes Sedai work! We never get our hands dirty! *sniffs and goes to shampoo his hair*

 

The Don

Red Brother

[Wayward_fool]

Actually, that's kinda of true, seeing how I was a PART of that history.

 

The tradition is to make the Novices and Accepted work. Aes Sedai just sit around sharing pudding and scoffing.

 

 

[Illiara]

Aes Sedai have to do work?!  This is SO beneath me!!!

*grumbles about having to do work*

[JenniferL]

Didn't I say you guys were getting soft? Didn't I say that?  Well, I should have.

[bcxanth]

*hides behinds Kat's huge skirts up on her balcony*

 

He'll never find me here.  She hasn't moved in weeks.

[Wayward_fool]

Soft and fluffy. That's what we are! *punches fists in the air happily*

[The Don]

heh... fluffy

[Illiara]

I like being soft and fluffy...it suits my complexion.

[Segurant]

Oh Great Spymaster, can you tell us the tale of Ages of Legends High?

[Loreina]

Lorei laughs as her soft, fluffy self floats above the Tower

[Wayward_fool]

We've all been turned into feathers have we?

 

Either that or it's dinner time at the poultry farm.

[Mystica]

I'm behind you JD!! Think it's high time these lazy twits get some honest work done! *nods*

 

of course, I as Head will supervise. Dilligently (that's my new word of the month).

 

 

[Tigara]

But fish smacking is important!

 

*crosses arms below man breasts and glares*

[Mystica]

*gets distracted by the breasts*  :o

 

 

Jhae! HE started it !! *points at tiggy*

[Elgee]

I've been working! *pouts*

 

What? You think lounging around in diaphenous dresses and "educating" Algai isn't hard work?

 

Do you have ANY idea how long it takes to get my hair so shiny and soft? Well? DO you? *huffs*

 

And I have to oil my whips and sharpen my knives - that's work too.  Not to mention getting the odd bit of blood off them. *glares*

 

 

[Justen Diablos]

Alright Red Ajah, you seem to be on the ball. I'm going away for a nice little four day weekend. But whilst I'm gone I give you full permision, for whatever that's worth(technically nothing), to whip these Sedai into fighting shape.

 

JD,

On Vacation starting...

 

....

 

NOW!

[Elgee]

yeah we're good with being on the ball  ;D

[Jhaenara]

Ohh finally I'm not being blamed for something...  :P

 

Ohh great, the Reds are in charge...  I mean, THAT'S AWESOME...  ;D

[Elgee]

*smiles langorously at Jhae*

 

*can't spell*

 

*tugs the neckline on her dress lower to distract from that fact*

 

;D

[The Don]

oooooh we're in charge!

 

That means I'M in charge! Oh, and Mystica and the Sitters too I guess.

 

*gives Aes Sedai the day off*

 

You... Accepted... give me a massage. And have your friend get me a pina colada.

[Elgee]

I could like this *nod nod*

 

Algai, Smirnoff Ice and a backrub! *cracks whip*

 

;D

[JenniferL]

*sighs* Somehow I don't think this going to help matters.

[Wayward_fool]

*hides under momsy's clothes until everything blows over*

[The Don]

not help? *grins at Kattie Poo* oh my dear Amyrlin... there is nothing that the Red Ajah can't help. Go on, drink the kool-aid *offers a cup* Soon aaaaall your worries will be over