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[Justen Diablos]

*strolls in casually* Alright people, attention. Attention please.

 

So Kat... erm, Kathana is going away for a time. And for the record she's definately not locked up in the basement of the Dome of Truth. In fact that's probably the last place on earth she'd be. Locked down there, with Bertha feeding her cookies and punch whilst the two of them watched veggie tales. I can't even imagine how you people could even come up with such a far fetched idea. Way too much chocolate after 9pm I'd say.

 

So that's rule one

 

Rule #1:    No Chocolate and/or candy after 9pm.

 

Now who am I to make rules you might ask yourself? Well I'm the person Kat... erm, Kathana chose to place in charge of her precious White Tower while she was away. Also that brings us to rule 2

 

Rule #2:    Don't ever question the word of Justen Diablos.

 

And before you get too worried about any possible "problems" you may have with your new overlord/demigod... erm, I mean Temporary Org. Leader, just stare deeply into my eyes and let all your thoughts drift on the winds of time. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

Hey, you all, in the Green Ajah, I said look me in the eyes! I'm not a piece of meat here people.

 

*Sit's in the Amyrlin seat.*

 

Now I'm going to need some grapes, preferably fed to me by a memeber of the Brown Ajah. Now since Emmy, Yveva, and Karana are no doubt vanished, someone new is going to have to step up and fill the void.  This is your lucky day ladies, chances like this don't come up every day.

 

So while you all play paper/rock/scissors for that honor, let me go over a few more of the rules.

 

Rule #3:    The Dome of Truth will be cleaned daily (sans basement, because you don't under any circumstances go down there)

 

Now there are 7 days and 7 ajahs, so I'll let the Ajah heads work out a schedule. One Ajah will have to do it twice on any given week, as the Browns aren't expected to do any chores due to my personal relationship with so many of their sorority. So unless you've uncovered the Black Ajah, you'll have to figure out a rotating schedule of some sort.

 

Rule #4:    Only orange juice will be served in the White Tower

 

Because it's refreshing and good for you. Now I didn't have to explain myself, but I chose to this one time because I want us to get off on the right foot.

 

Rule #5:    Instead of calling yourself 'Sisters' you will now refer to yourself as Tar Valon Witches.

 

Pretty much self explanitory if you ask me.

 

Rule #6:    Tuesday is now macaroni and cheese day.

 

Obviously running out of steam on the idea train people.

 

Rule #7:    The Red Ajah will now be the Pink Ajah.

 

Because you ladies are far to uptight, and it's difficult to be mad when you're wearing pink. Try it. I dare ya. *Dares you*  :P

 

Rule #8:    All novices will be sent to Paityr Highgarden of the CoL for discipline from now on.

 

Because even the great Justen Diablos owes a couple favors to some old friends.

 

I think that's enough rules for now, I should have just stopped at 5, but I really wanted to do a 10 commandments type thing, of course I just flat ran out of ideas after only a couple minutes. So that's now your job, as my minions, to come up with more rules which I will take credit for.

 

Now. Do whatever it is you do.

 

You! Novice! bring me some orange juice.

 

JD,

Temporary.

[Taymist]

I'd just like to state for the record that every word of that (with the notable exception of number 7 - you'll understand after you meet Myst and her Warder, Footman the Pinky One and owner of TPLC. Although that would require a probable visit to the Band which mighttttt not be so wise for a CotL) is totally illogical and it's obviously a matter of urgency that you submit yourself to a debate with the White Ajah on the philosophical reasoning behind these rules.

 

Oh yeah, and nice to meet ye. ;)  :D You seem to be quite amusing so you should definitely stay.  ;D

[Jhaenara]

Hiya Justen...  Hahaha... you've been away too long.  For one, I believe all those Browns are still around, just not extremely active.  And you haven't been to the Reds if you think they're uptight...  *grins*

[Naeann]

lol That is JUST what i was thinking Jhae.... I think Reds are the new Greens as far as his thought process is going.

[Dwynwen]

Ooh, wait until Mother gets hold of this guy!  8)

[Karana Majin]

Oh.

 

My.

 

God.

 

*falls off her chair*

 

I stalked you for YEARS after you left.  YEARS!  I kept your phone number in my cell phone and would post on the CoL board about the time I left you a voice mail.  *faints*

 

I'll even peel your grapes for you, JD!  *falls at his feet*

 

Paityr's gonna DIE!!!

 

And Jhae... um, Yveva might not be active, but I never left.

[Jhaenara]

I didn't say you left.  Just wasn't sure on the activity because I barely see you guys (and you had stepped down as Head I thought because of activity)...  :)

[Justen Diablos]

*pounces Karana*

 

Rule #9:    Whooop!

 

JD,

Lover of all things Brown

[bcxanth]

Reds?

 

...

 

Uptight?

 

......

 

*looks at his Bonded*

 

.........

 

Can't .. stop .. LAUGHING!!!

[Liitha]

*swaps minty over head* sssh see he is making the AS doing everything, this is a good thing means we can lay about do nothing, dont object just nod and smil *nod nods*

[Wayward_fool]

Mmmmm Justy poo. *pounces*

 

Hewo! Long time no sheeee... And jooo know vut? *ruffles hair* I mished you. *nods happily*

[Tigara]

Haha!! There is no rule against the belittlement of a person via means of aquatic life!

 

*slaps Justen with a fish*

[Guest nephitess]

:o  :o  :o

 

Ummm, yeah.  ::)

 

I dare you to come to the reds and see if ye are up tight *plants fists on hips* if anything...we'll ummm...loosen you up  ;)

 

*grabs Justen and snugglebites him good*  WELCOME!!!  :D

[Guest malone_tymes]

I also do not see a rule about not throwing him into the moat... with Bob.

 

**giggles**

 

Do you know how to swim?

[bcxanth]

Ata, sorry, but I've gotta stand up for the ladies of the Red.  Otherwise nephi will do something unpleasant to me. ;)

[Liitha]

just make yourself small and invisible ;) i am sure you can find a way to make it up later ;) and that she'll happily take the chanse at having you dance around to make up for it :P

[Barmacral]

Ooh, wait until Mother gets hold of this guy!  8)

 

Plainly you have not seen Kath at the mere mention of Justen Diablos name. If he wants to be temporary org leader, she'll put her stole on him herself. Empy would do the same for the Seanchan Org.

 

As for rule number 2. This rule is null and void if it contradicts anything I say, as what I say is truth and should never be questioned.

[Wayward_fool]

Yes because HE IS JUSTY POO!!! *nods*

 

Anyone who wants to get to him will have to get thru me. *bares fangs and draws dagger*

[MsDanya]

ooh.. I like a man of Power..  ;) welcome back Justen

[Raeyn]

Long time, no see Justen ;)  I was a wee ickle newb when you left, but somehow Karana is letting me run the show now.  Emmy jumped ship on the Brown Ajah in.. late 2001, mid 2002?  Somewhere in there, and after Ajah-jumping, she's found a happy home in the Greens... and is marrying Benty.

 

And Yveva went and married Empy.. weird world, eh? ;)

 

Regardless, come by and sing praises on our board - some of the new girls don't know how loved they are ;)

 

And yes.. worship the Brown.  All the true men know that's where the best ladies are hiding ;)

[Loreina]

*looks JD in the eyes and cracks her whip*

Meat is as Meat does, Ser Diablos.   :P

 

 

[Justen Diablos]

*is fish slapped and enjoys it*

 

Been there, done that, loved it so much I bought the home game. A right good haddock slap only brings back the fondest of memories. As for the rest of you... Jhae, Skechy, (others I don't remember but probably might if I had the right reminder) *nods formally*

 

It's crazy good to see ya. *pounces randomly*

 

JD,

Temporary

[Loreina]

*G* Be thankful it's a fish; Tig's been known to also use cows and trollocs. *puts away her whip*  I've only been here since May of '07, so I don't know you. Apparently, you are Legend here. Encontada.  :)

[Tigara]

Don't foget the whales!

[Wayward_fool]

*sniggers* Justy poo!!!

 

Yeah. He is pretty much the legend especially a certain mentionable calender picture... *ahem* yes. We still use that from time to time when we wanna get some money off him.

 

*bounces on Justy Poo's lap*