[BotRH] Jak O' the Shadows

[Guest Cadsuane]

When Wednesday is like Friday

It's hard to do work in any way

To tasks and chores, this I do say:

I'd rather dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

And so instead, here I do sit

Spouting these JotS with my quick wit

While I take a break for just a bit

Before dancingwith Jak o' the Shadows

[Taymist]

Carai An Shen An Calhar they cry

The Band of the Red Hand marching by

All off to spit in the Dark One's eye

To fight with Jak o' the Shadows

 

They'll toss the dice to test their luck

Through enemy lines at night they'll duck

Cause havoc, mayhem and start a ruck

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

And once the duel with death is done

They'll drink and sing and have some fun

Till again the battle cry says, Run!!

To play with Jak o' the Shadows

[kruss2828]

I'm new on the dragon site

I'm trying hard to get it right

Continuing with all my might

To dance with the Jac o' the shadows

[CowardsLiveLonger]

RR verse

Sorry if your ears bleed or anything :D

 

We'll sing a song, dance right here

Right untill the day draws near

Kiss a girl for the sake of a tear

To dance with Jak o' the shadows

 

We'll fight and die all day long

Clean the mess and then be gone

To do it again later on

Oh to dance with Jak o' the shadows

[twinflower]

They spent the night beside the fire,

The Lady Knight and beloved squire,

Talking, laughing, they did not tire.

Ignoring the Jak o’ the Shadows.

 

Whiskey, smokes and a feather bed,

My squire is by a lighthouse led,

With chicken parmasion her family fed.

She dances with Jak o’ the Shadows.

 

Her Joy and Love in family found,

Tower accepted you’ll find her ‘round,

To the Templar Knights she is bound,

To belong away from Jak o’ the Shadows.

 

Her dream is to become a knight

My squire Angyl has the might

To take her honor into the fight

To defeat the Jak o’ the Shadows.

[Auld Manriva]

Lucks a horse to ride like any other.

Words to heed Band Sisters and Brothers.

Kiss goodbye your gray haired mother,

For we dance with Jak o' th' Shadow

 

Luck you'll need and a sharpened blade,

If Jaks' dinner you'll not be made.

Nerve alone won't make the grade.

When you dance with Jak o' th'Shadow.

 

Luck and skill and weapons sharp,

Friend at your back when things look dark.

These things will help you take no mark.

In the dance with Jak o' th' Shadow.

 

So hoist a flagon to the Light,

In hopes to chase away the night.

Draw your weapon and show no fright.

And dance with Jak' o' th' Shadow.

[Heltor Helton]

Raw Recruit week is rough

and all the task are tough

but I'll get to fight in many battles

and most with Jack of The Shadows

[Angyl]

My training when I was a Page

Put me out in center stage

So three orders I could gage

To choose with Jak o'the Shadows

 

Sarmations let me in their ranks

For good times there I must give thanks

They certainly do love their pranks

And laugh with Jak o'the Shadows

 

Arthurians rife with romance

Goodness how they love to prance

And with fair ladies they will dance

Until fighting with Jak o'the Shadows

 

But my choice is the Templar Knights

Who won't back down from any fights

We'll sail the world and see the sights

Then drink with Jak o'the Shadows

[Angyl]

My knight is here and also Kin

She seems to flirt with all the men

I'm glad to have her as a friend

Chatting with Jak o'the Shadows

 

We're Templars but we like the Sarms

Dear Twin likes a bracelet to have some charms

She won't stand for words that harm(s)

Dancing with Jak o'the Shadows

 

Number three is her favorite book

And White Christmas is worth a look

This vigil is worth the time it took

Bonding with Jak o'the Shadows

[woolhead]

Caddycat's out and she's on the prowl

All know she has quite the growl

She'll not forget to bring the towel

You better watch out Jak o' the Shadows.

 

duckY's around and she's in the tub

As always naked and covered in suds

Never have to worry about any floods

Oh to swim with Jak o' the Shadows.

 

Cadsuane's her name and rightly so

Archer and leader with a special glow

Her only fault is she's never seen snow

Yes ol' Jak, it's sad I know.

[Taymist]

I need some points, oh what to do?

I'm getting down and feeling blue

I guess I need one more review

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

Find some quotes and go sign in

Sing a JotS and make a din

Write an article and try to win

A dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

Got to reach that next rank soon

I'm not an addict nor a loon

But a Red Hand Bander with a tune

To a dance with Jak o' the Shadows

[Steel Axe]

my humble jots...

 

Gaining fame across the land

Warriors who wear the red hand

Joined together in one band

To Dance with the Jak O' the Shadows

 

But in any group, one is the best

One whose skills surpass the rest

Willing and ready to face any test

As they Dance with the Jak O' the Shadows

 

Many warriors compete to be the one

The life of a champion is always fun

Your very name causes foes to run

A true Dance with the Jak O' the Shadows

 

In the end though there is only one

Better than the rest, second to none

When the contests are over, trials done

Steel Axe will Dance with the Jak O' the Shadows

[twinflower]

Jingle bells on Matey, time to play

Laughing in a bright winter day.

With Riva in a horse drawn sleigh.

To dance with Jak o’ the shadows.

 

Through the Pasture, to the lake,

The wind sends dancing each snowflake,

Caught on the tongue, sweeter than cake.

To dance with Jak o’ the Shadows.

 

Hot buttered bandy warms the lips,

Not as well as a kiss, she quips,

Then giving a kiss, the sleigh Flips!

To dance with Jak o’ the Shadows.

 

Covered in snow from head to toe,

A child playing she laughs and crows,

Cheeks rosy red, eyes aglow,

To Dance with Jak o’ the Shadows.

[F Horn of Valere]

A marker I once again write

I'm almost done, what a sight!

With my prose, I show my might

In my Dance with Jak o'the Shadows!

[woolhead]

A lamb named Wilbur led the way

He made that guy Wooly seem just okay

Prolly cause he wasn't near San Jose

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

[woolhead]

Her name is Katnip, I'm not sure why

Cause she's a redneck I don't even try

It is easier just to say good-bye

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

[Katiora]

*bites mutton* :P

 

I Kati made a terrible mistake

to tackle poor footy while he was not awake

Instead I should have thrown him in a lake

to dance with Jak O\' the Shadows

 

I promise I will never do it again

to wake sleeping footy that way was a sin

Next time I will do it before he begins

and dance with Jak O\' the Shadows

[sheliara]

Oh so weary at the school,

I wonder how can this be cool,

Working here like a mule,

To out-think Jak O' the Shadows

 

Computer graphics can be fun,

But a battle can't be won,

With images alone, it can't be done,

Throwing pictures at Jak O' the Shadows

 

But with my skills I must admit,

At my computer, I don't just sit,

Works of art, I try to submit,

To stun the Jak O' the Shadows

 

Working hard all through the day,

Searching so hard, for a way,

To capture the beauty of the day,

We defeat the Jak O' the Shadows

 

Tired of art, I practice my bow,

Painting targets on my foes,

When I will strike, no one knows,

But our friend, the Jak O' the Shadows

 

I'm soooo bored at the school right now...nothing will render properly...AND I NOW APPOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPS LOCKS BEING ON...IT IS THE ONLY WAY i CAN SPEED UP THE RENDERING PROCESS!!!

 

RENDERING IMAGES IS NO FUN

I CANNOT WAIT TIL IT IS DONE

CUZ USING CAPS IS OVER DONE

IN THE DANCE WITH JAK O THE SHADOWS

 

I SIT AND WAIT FOR A WHILE

AT THE TV, TURNING THE DIAL

I HEAR A DING AND START TO SMILE

THEN OUTRUN THE JAK O THE SHADOWS

 

SCREAMING CURSES OH SO LOUD

INSTEAD OF RENDERING I HAVE FOUND

IT DINGED TO SAY ITS NOT ALLOWED

IN THE DANCE WITH JAK O'THE SHADOWS

 

whew...finally done rendering!

 

more JoTs later!!! hehehe

[Guest Cadsuane]

Working late

I really hate

It's no debate

What an @ss is Jak o' the Shadows

 

At transcripts I groan

I want my home

Quiet and alone

Far from Jak o' the Shadows

[MsDanya]

hah, found a jots I wrote on saturday night after I came back to my hotelroom after a few glasses of wine :D

 

 

I am only a woodsman, no!

I dont wanna go and go

and never getting any dough

in my dance with jac o'the shadows :lol:

 

and another one (need points)

 

the band is cool the band is fun

the band has lots of crazy puns

it makes me want to eat some buns

and give some to jac o'the shadows

 

*nods*

 

not very good, but at least they are written correctly! (as far as I know.. lol)

[woolhead]

EDIT

 

Excel sheets are really boring

Enough to be absolutely snoring

Oh how I wish I was out exploring

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

When it's not pouring it's snowing

It really makes for some slow going

Especially when it's really blowing

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

On the road slipping and sliding

Forced to quickly do your deciding

Feels like you are really trail riding

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

It just means Christmas is coming

You can listen to the humming

Wish the bank account was more forthcoming

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

Around the tree singing and dancing

Always time for a little romancing

NO time to worry 'bout the financing

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

[woolhead]

Odds won't let me call her an otter

She's so used to being in saltwater

And she likes it more where it's hotter

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

 

Then Odds went and made a sig

It looked like Avril, after a swig

Perhaps even during a silly gig

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

[woolhead]

EDIT

 

Strangled and maimed until he bled

Thrown in a ditch and left for dead

All just cause she didn't want to wed

To dance with Jak o' the Shadows

[Guest K'Jar]

Bridmorgan a Knight of the Cav

Her laughter is a healing salve

No better friend could anyone have

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows

 

Curls of hair cascade from her head

Wild and free of her is oft said

Pity the poor man she one day weds

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows

 

In battle no one can compare

Her lancing she does with such flare

Stand before her no Trolloc would dare

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows

 

Truly a friend she is to me

Laughing and crying next to me

She accepted a Banding with me

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows

[Guest K'Jar]

I have been recruit, page, and squire

A Knighthood is my one desire

Arthurian Knight tested by fire

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows

 

Three months my journey has taken

The Cavalry my long lost kin

My service to the Cav not shaken

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows

 

Brid, Wilson, Twin, Riva and Horn

Just a few who see a Knight born

The Oath of a Knight today I’ve sworn

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows

 

Arthurian Knight I am now

No injustice will I allow

To my enemy I’ll never bow

To dance with Jack O'the Shadows