Infiltrating the Black Ajah

[ed2funy]

It's hard work, but darnit, someone had to do it and we all know Verby looks terrible with lipstick.

 

Don't worry, I've learned all of their secrets (it's mostly just a pillow friend club).

 

 

Now, it's time for me to sleep. I'll file a full report later on how they use bath bombs made with Trolloc fur.

 

[LilyElizabeth]

Interesting choice of lipstick, Bro.

[ed2funy]

It's actually eyeliner, white foundation, and two different eye shadows.

[Killashandra]

*shrugs* What do you expect me to do? Notice every hag walking the black ajah halls?

 

 

 

 

Plus a pillow friend is a pillow friend and if you are infiltrating that, I think there are other activities required of you... So probably not going to learn to many black ajah secrets that way my dear.

 

[ed2funy]

They're your hags. I'd think you'd notice. *jots down note*

 

Tucking can only do much. Gotta keep clothes on the whole time. I was pretty much a plastic doll the whole time. You don't wanna know what weave I had to use to transport my waste to some poor Trolloc's cookpot.

[Barmacral]

One would think she'd notice since it means somebody'd actually be active there.

 

Either that or Ed is blowing smoke and never actually showed up.

[LedZepMan]

Someone mind explaining what a pillow friend is?

 

Never did understand what that meant

[Adella]

Lovers. They are lovers.

[Killashandra]

Either that or Ed is blowing smoke and never actually showed up.

[Nynaeve]

Infiltrating the BA usually takes a knock on the door and a six pack. Whether I'm referring to beer or a toned chest.... who can say....

[Nynaeve]

Someone mind explaining what a pillow friend is?

 

Never did understand what that meant

It's when you love someone so much that when they're sleeping you place a pillow against their face and press down... lovingly.

 

Give it a minute or two. There might be some struggling. Adds some gusto.

[Killashandra]

Infiltrating the BA usually takes a knock on the door and a six pack. Whether I'm referring to beer or a toned chest.... who can say....

 

[LedZepMan]

No Killa, you cannot, in fact, have both.

 

You have your cake, you just can't eat it!

[Killashandra]

Um who are you? I can have whatever I want!

 

*eats her cake and conjures up another to smash in Ledzepman's face*

 

*stabs him for good measure*

 

My door is open to anyone wanting to bring me drinks and or special company. *winks and flounces off to the black ajah lair*

[LedZepMan]

*knocks on BA door*

 

Hellooooooo!!!! I've brought beer and the entire Chipendales starting line up. I wonder if anyone wants to party!!!

 

*slowly unsheathes my dagger while waiting for the door to open*

[Killashandra]

*rolls eyes*

 

This idiot... There is not even any extra shuffling out there. I mean he could have at least forced some trollocs to stand around to emulate a group. This is just lazy...

 

*uses the true power to replace all Ledzepman's blood with beer and then slits his throat*

 

*goes back to reading her book*

[Adella]

I'm pretty sure his blood has already been replaced with beer at this point.

[Zander?]

It's hard work, but darnit, someone had to do it and we all know Verby looks terrible with lipstick.

 

Don't worry, I've learned all of their secrets (it's mostly just a pillow friend club).

 

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Now, it's time for me to sleep. I'll file a full report later on how they use bath bombs made with Trolloc fur.

 

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[Zander?]

Someone mind explaining what a pillow friend is?

 

 

Ill tell you when youre older

 

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 

lolololololol

[Zander?]

 

Someone mind explaining what a pillow friend is?

 

Never did understand what that meant

It's when you love someone so much that when they're sleeping you place a pillow against their face and press down... lovingly.

 

Give it a minute or two. There might be some struggling. Adds some gusto.

 

 

lolololololololololol

[Barmacral]

I'm pretty sure his blood has already been replaced with beer at this point.

 

Probably would die if he let any blood into his beer stream.

[Moon Sedai]

I will say I've been following Ed's attempts to infiltrate our Ajah with great interest.

He does look hagtastic in his kit.

However..

You are still our Eddie in a dress.

 

*stabs eddie*

*Pours the blood in a goblet*

*offers up to Killa as a sacrifice*

[Killashandra]

 

Cheers!

 

This is a fabulous example of how BA is simply better than the rest and also why no one could ever actually infiltrate us.

 

25 points to Moon for being so BA it hurts. (Hurts so good)

[ed2funy]

The desperation stinks so bad, it's almost like the hags are Trollocs in dresses.

[Killashandra]

I dont know Ed. We are not the ones so desperate for information, or whatever you want to call it, that we are trying to sneak into other factions. Plus that smell you are smelling is actually you. *holds nose* monkey fur needs more regular grooming I suppose...