WoT's Up: Funny moments

[Panchi]

What were the moments when you couldn't help laughing?

[Niniel]

When Rand told Cadsuane that she shouldn´t call him boy, since he was the oldest living Aes Sedai. I laugh every time I read it. 

[Mashiara Sedai]

Most everything the Aiel say is funny. I love their humor!

[Ryrin]

Mat.  There is usually something funny wherever he is.

 

When Mat told Moiraine he married the Seanchan Empress (may she live forever) by accident.

[Elaevia]

The story Bashere tells about burying the oaks, that still gives me a bit of a giggle.

 

And when Mat gave the badger to Perrin, who then 'eased' it out the sack!

 

 

 

Oh, and in AMOL (spoilered just in case for those who haven't read it)

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when the gateway was opened back to Hinderstap. I don't know if it was always meant to be like that, or if that was put in to make Hinderstap not so much a random diversion, but it did make me chuckle when I realised

 

[Aiel Heart]

Cadusane spanking Semi

 

The "obscure custom" Mat gives Joline?

 

Mat comparing women to goats

 

Mat calling a tree stump his steward

 

Perrin and Mat's reunion 

[Elaevia]

Mat and Brigette together, particularly when he accidentally has a whole conversation with her in the old tongue and tries to backtrack!

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Mat spanking Joline. I was laying down when I read it and fell off of my bed I was laughing so hard.

 

And Mat telling Moirraine he married Tuon by accident.

[Elgee]

When Nerim has to sew up Mat's leg - it cracks me up every time!

 

“Burn you, Nerim, that's a leg not a bloody side of beef!'
'As my lord says,' Nerim murmured. 'My lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my lord, for instructing me.”

[Millon]

I'm sorry. The joke Rand says to the Aiel when they are talking about him not having a sense of humor cracks me up every time. The abrupt stop in his march and the delivery and everything is just funny. The joke is SO terrible it's funny. Reminds me of my da's humor. very droll. lol

[Aiel Heart]

Mat's reaction to Moiraine and Thom was hilarious to me.

 

And then he walks away and finds a pot

[Ryrin]

I thought it was funny that when Elayne and Rand were sleeping together, Birgitte was losing it because of the Bond, and Aviendha recommended oosquai.