Corrupt-A-Wish

[Nynaeve]

How this game goes: Someone posts a wish, usually real and/or something outrageous, and the person posting afterward must grant the wish, in a corrupt way and as silly as you possibly can. IN the same post, the person granting the wish must then make a wish of their own!

 

 

Lets have your most desired wish come true!  (or your worst nightmare!)

[Nynaeve]

I wish I had a kitty

[Nolder]

Granted.

 

It's made of plastic.

 

 

 

I wish I could fall asleep.

[Nynaeve]

*grabs a knife*    Granted, but you're never waking up  

 

 

 

I wish i had some chocolate

[Nolder]

Granted. It's unsweetened.

 

I wish I had a bottle of water right now.

[Elaevia]

Granted. The bottle is made of a single piece of bullet proof glass - no way are you getting to that water.

 

I wish I had a giraffe.

[LilyElizabeth]

Granted, but it ate all the books off your top shelves.

 

 

I wish I had a million dollars. 

[Elaevia]

Noooooooooooooo! Bad giraffe!

 

Granted. I hope you enjoy your monopoly money.

 

I wish for a large cool glass of finest apple cider.

[Nynaeve]

Granted, but it's JUST out of reach. :P

 

 

I wish they would air a good movie on tv.

[Elaevia]

You madame, are evil.

 

Granted. It's a great movie and it's just started. Shame your power has gone out and you can't watch it.

 

I wish I had an extra month of annual leave.

[LilyElizabeth]

Granted leave from your regular job, but you have to spend it cleaning bathrooms.

 

I wish I had another puppy.

[Moon Sedai]

Granted, but you're puppy is Part chihuahua, part Wolf.

 

I wish I no longer had diabetes.

[Nynaeve]

Granted, but anyone you'd touch would become diabetic.   (I'm bad, I know lol).

 

 

I wish I was in England =)

[LilyElizabeth]

Granted. You are now a guard at Buckingham palace.

 

 

I wish it was tomorrow. 

[Elaevia]

Granted.

 

It is now tomorrow, but it is 11.59 pm and the day is almost over.

 

I wish the people next door would BE QUIET.

[LilyElizabeth]

Granted. You can no longer hear them, but you can no longer hear anything.

 

 

I wish the weather will be good on Saturday. 

[Moon Sedai]

Granted

 

But only in Texas.

 

I wish I had more time to sleep

[LilyElizabeth]

Granted, but you've just lost your job to give you that time.

 

 

I wish the mail would come earlier

[Elaevia]

Granted. Unfortunately you only get junk mail and bills.

 

I wish the wind would ease up a bit.

[Moon Sedai]

Granted, but now it's raining horribly. 

 

I wish I had a job. 

[LilyElizabeth]

Granted, but now you have to clean bathrooms all day.

 

 

I wish my daughter could find an apartment near me. 

[Ryrin]

She did!!!!  

[LilyElizabeth]

Yes, she did. 

[LilyElizabeth]

New wish - I wish this cold would go away. 

[Zander?]

granted but you now have been bitten and infected by a Zombie.

 

i wish my wishs coudnt be corrupted in any way shape or form.