[Harry Potter Week] Alphabetty Wand Duelling Contest!

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

Welcome to Alphabetty Wand Duelling Contest everyone!

I'm Ithi and i'll be hosting this contest.

This is a competition on how many spells you can come up with starting with letters of the alphabet. E.g the person starting the spell with A means that the next one has to come up with a spell starting with B to counter the previous person’s spell and then cast a spell of their own, and so on and so forth. This will continue from A-Z and then restart to A if we are still at it!

 

Its basically This Beats That with the added fun of spell casting :)

 

There'll be a prize of a custom made Ithi made siggy for the player with the most originality in spell casting, as well as their explanation/description on how the spells affect the other competitor/s.

 

I'll also make a siggy for the most prolific spell caster.

 

I officially declare the Duel open!

 

Ithi walked to the centre of the room and pulled out her wand. She deactivated the legofication setting and took a deep breath.

 

Awful Abyss Appears All Around!

 

A terrible rumbling is heard and the ground shakes, before the ground opens up in a perfect circle around Ithi. She gestures outwards and the chasm heads outwards towards the other competitors.

 

 

Mind the step!

[Rhea]

Rhea steps forward and flicks her wand thrice saying...

 

Back Back Bloom Band

 

Flowers sprout up all around Ithi and in the encircling chasm.

 

Bigger isn't always better...

 

​Burgeoning Beasts Bellow

 

The flowers suddenly burst into tiny little monsters whose high pitched squeels make everyone but Rhea cringe.

 

 

 

(Wasn't sure if i was supposed to use just Bs or B and C)

[Turin Turambar]

Chilled chamomile cups calm

 

The little beasties drink and are calmed and then quiet.

 

Counting crazy crocodiles creep

 

A group of crocodiles begin to emerge from the chasm. Creeping and all counting in odd manners. None the same. Some counting forward some backward others in codes. The cacophony of counting is maddening to everyone.

[Rhea]

Oh my! Crocodiles!

 

Wand raised, Rhea shouts with excitement.

 

Douse Dreaded Demons!

 

The crocodiles are saturated with a foam like substance that quiets their counting and slows their creeping.

 

That's better.

 

Rhea waves her wand counterclockwise over the group of crocodiles.

 

Deliberate Dancing!

 

The crocodiles disappear and all the other competitors begin dancing together in a circle, kicking their legs up like the Rockettes.

[Guest]

Besie jumps and swings her wand around quickly!

 

Eliminate Enormous Enchanted-s

 

The crocodiles all dissapear into thin air!

 

Besie smiles gleefully and jumps in a circle, swinging the wand this way and that.

 

Entice Exciting Echoes Envelope Everyone!

 

A loud ringing sound starts echoing across the room, bouncing off the walls and repeating over and over.

[Daruya]

Daruya winces and claps her hands to her ears, then (with a pained look on her face) flicks her wand toward the walls

 

FINITE!  FINITE!!  FINITE!!!

 

She removes her other hand from her ear when the noise stops. It looks like partially non-verbal spells work just as well . . . Just as well . . . who could think with all that noise?

 

Galloping gargoyles gambol gallantly!

 

Daruya watches the stone gargoyles gallop around the courtyard, scattering students and staff alike

[Guest]

(That echo was fantastic, Dar!)

 

Besie tries hiding behind a pillar, only to be thrown aside when the pillar turned out to be another Gargoyle.

 

Helping Hands Hold! Besie yells hurriedly!

 

The gargoyles are held at bay by invisible hands. Besie gets up but is slightly out of breath... which causes the next spell to go slightly awry!

 

Handsome Hooded Half Horses Have Hungries!

 

A Horde of Horses appear and start munching the gargoyles, all standing on just two front Hooves, and wearing capes with Hoods that cover where the second half should have been! With the gargoyles no more, they turn towards everyone, including Besie!

 

Besie screams and starts running for her life.

[Rhea]

On the run, Rhea turns herself and leaps onto a nearby bench wand raised and yells...

 

Imp Ink is Icky!

 

A slick spray of imp ink flows from Rhea's wand covering the floor, those freakish horses begin to slide and fall into each other, piling up and sticking together unable to move.

 

That was close!

 

Invisible Isotopes Initiate Iceing!

 

As frost begins to creep outward from Rhea's position, those who are unlucky enough begin to freeze from the feet up.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Ithi hates having cold feet! She gestures with her wand.

 

JELLIED JALAPEÑOS JUMP!

 

The little hot bouncy chillies quickly melt away the frostiness.

 

JAWS JAWS JAWS!

 

 

Water rushes in and begins to rise. There's a der dum... der dum ... sound in the air. And then a fin breaks the surface.

 

I maybe shouldn't have done that.

 

Head for high ground. 100% of shark attacks happen when you're wet!

[Shad_]

As the sharks circle closer and closer, Shad raises his wand.

 

Koi Kaleidoscope Kinetics!

 

The sharks transform into a majestic rainbow of carp.  Shad pauses a moment to contemplate eternal balance and the essence of beauty.

 

"Oh yes, my turn."

 

King Kraken Kamikaze!

 

Giant tentacles rise from beneath.

[Daruya]

Daruya blanches as the legendary sea creature begins to surface.

 

Lava Loves Legends!

 

She gives a huge sigh of relief as the lava crisps the creature and boils the water.  "Errrr . . . boiled fish, anyone?  Steamed Kraken sushi, perhaps?

 

Leaping lizards lash lookers!

 

A Swedish shortsnout and Chinese fireball land amongst the wreckage, tails lashing furiously.

[Turin Turambar]

There be dragons here?

 

magicians make monsters miniature

 

Several wizards and witches whip out their wands with cries of "Reducto!!" And the dragons are shrunk to much more manageable size.

 

misceivious minion microbots multiply magnificantly

 

Tiny yellow microbots pour into the room shooting fart guns, trying to nick any bananas in the area and just being very silly.

 

The laughter is causing people to Lose their breath.

 

Bwahahahaha!!!!

[Rhea]

*gasps for a breath through the laughter*

 

No Naughty Nanos!

 

and with a wave of her wand the air clears and everyone can breathe again. But not for long...

 

Nasty Neglected Nightshade Nettles

 

Vines of the beautiful but deadly Nightshade begin to grow furiously across the room, enveloping anyone in their path.

 

Rhea is the first one caught!

 

Oh no!

[Daruya]

Daruya charges to the rescue after seeing Rhea entangled in the nightshade.

 

Obliviate obfuscations!

 

She gives a quick sigh of relief as the plant begins to wilt, having forgotten its purpose.

 

Octupi occupy offenders!

 

Tentacles begin to feel their way around the room, looking for victims.  Horrified, Daruya shrieks and clambers over furniture and friends alike to climb into/onto a chandelier hanging from the high ceiling.   

[Basel Gill]

Basel looks at the octopi and aims his wand at them.

 

Purple porcupines proliferate!

 

The octopi are beset upon by a horde of violet colored spiny porcupines, poking and spiking the tentacles until eventually the octopi retreat. The porcupines then get in everyone's way and make it impossible to get anywhere without a shoe full of spines.

[Turin Turambar]

Porcupines everywhere. Something must be done about this.

 

Quivering quills quit

 

The porcupines quills begin to wiggle and then vanish leaving them quite bare.

 

queueing quail quickly query quizzical questions quietly

 

Birds moving patiently in lines unleash a continuous barrage of impossible to answer inquiries in the most polite manner. the guests are getting very frustrated by only being able to reply with "I dunno."

[Shad_]

Rumination Retards, Roosting Rests!

 

The quail begin to ponder their own questions and the procession slows.  Soon, lost in complex thought, they retire to their nests for an evening of quiet contemplation.

 

Rowdy Rats Ride Rhinos!

 

A herd of rhinoceroses charge into the room, whipped forward by drunken rats holding reins and making rude gestures to the crowd.

[Daruya]

Serpensortia!

 

Monacled cobras slither into the room, bite the rhinos and eat the rats.

 

Sasquatch salivate substantially!

 

A huge yeti lumbers into the room and begins to salivate copious amounts of spit. Soon the room has a spit depth of at least an inch and everyone begins slipping and sliding and yelling in disgust.

[Turin Turambar]

Can I just say EWWWWWW!!!!!!

 

Tremendous teenaged trendy toweling tarantulas!!

 

loads of enormous sarcastic spiders carrying large towels in each of their arms/legs begin to towel off the floor and one neatly wraps a large towel around the Yeti's mouth stopping the flow of drool at its source.

 

Tripping Triumphant Trumpeting Tyranasaurs!!

 

The floor now dry lots of loud noises are heard as a gaggle of T-Rex enter the room using their very big feet to trip people and then blow loud blasts at the fallen people with their large trumpets( modified to accommodate their big heads and little arms). 

[Ithillian Turambar]

Ithi stakes her stance and uses the most powerful spell ever known!

 

UNDO!

 

Bahahahahaha :laugh:

 

 

All the various left over residues of previous spells vanish, leaving the casting chamber in absolute silence. The assemble competitors look bedraggled and worse for wear

 

Oh you poor things. Perhaps this got out of hand. Shall we call it a day?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Naaaaaaaah!

 

UNSTOPPABLE URANUS UNDULATES!

 

 

A small sideways spinning blue sphere appears in the centre of the room and gets bigger and bigger and bigger AND BIGGER!

 

 

Hey, I can see Uranus!

[Shad_]

Venus Voids Vapors!

 

The gassy surface of Uranus disperses in immense heat as a rival mini-planet enters the arena, leaving only a tennis ball-sized rock, which Shad tosses over to Ithillian.

 

Vacuums Void Venus!

 

The new planet vanishes as a black hole begins to emerge in the center of the room, sucking everything towards it.

[Daruya]

Wacky whomping willows wallop wildly!

 

The willows wallop the black hole into oblivion, where it joins the chirping bird it cheerfully throttled in Harry's 3rd year.

 

Wizarding wheezes warp workroom!

 

Shrieks fill the air as the room begins to rotate and change . . . into a horror that none can imagine!

[Shad_]

Xenophobia!

 

The peculiar horror, upon recognizing that everyone else in the room is not at all peculiar or horrible, becomes incredibly nervous and runs away, leaving behind a small trail of pee.

 

Xi'an Xeroxes X-Rated X-Rays!!

 

Countless sheets of paper begin to fall from the sky.  Upon grabbing one, Shad sees an image of a terracotta ceramic in the shape of the back side of a pelvis bone.  Pondering how this can make any sense whatsoever, his hand slides down the page.  Oh no!  What a nasty paper cut!

[Turin Turambar]

yellow ya'll

 

The x-rays all turn to a shade of yellow making them unreadable. They rapidly find their way into the fireplace where a quick bit of fire makes short work of them.

 

Young Yammering Yankee Yaks

 

A group of teen age New York Yaks enter just blabbing away in the most annoying manner as if they were valley girls. Raising pitch at the end Of each sentence. It was annoying and got worse and worse.

[Rhea]

ZOINKS! Zap! Zizzle!

 

The New Your Yaks slowly start to shrink and whither away. Leaving the room with an annoying echo that was slowly dissipating.

 

Well, that was annoying!

 

Zig...Zag....ZIP!

 

And with a wave of her wand, all the other contestants mouths were suddenly zipped shut! 

 

Hahaha!