Yellow Ajah Grumpy Cat Event: Advice Column

[Barid Bel Medar]

Are you feeling a bit down? 

 

 

 

Need to confide in a special person? 

 

 

 

Come one, come all, but preferably one. 

 

Grumpy Cat is here to give you all the advice you could ever want. 

[Nynaeve]

Grumpy Puss, should I exercise today?

[Leelou]

Oh great grumpy one, should I bake cookies? 

[Kaylee]

What should I eat for dinner?

[Sooh]

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

My neighbor seems like such a sweet and lovely person. She's constantly singing and smiling, and I smell her delicious cooking every day. How can I try to make friends with my lovely neighbor?

 

Love,

 

Sooh.

[Barid Bel Medar]

  On 5/31/2015 at 2:22 PM, Nynaeve said:

Grumpy Puss, should I exercise today?

 

No. It is pointless. You will only have to exercise again in a never ending cycle of despair. On the other hand, that might be interesting to see. The whole despair thing. 

 

Either way, I don't really care. 

 

[Guest]

Dear Tardar Sauce,

 

Should I stay home tomorrow?

[Barid Bel Medar]

  On 5/31/2015 at 2:24 PM, Leelou said:

Oh great grumpy one, should I bake cookies? 

 

I ate the dough already, it was awful. 

 

 

  On 5/31/2015 at 2:25 PM, Kaylee said:

What should I eat for dinner?

 

Lamb. 

 

 

 

  On 5/31/2015 at 2:26 PM, Sooh said:

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

My neighbor seems like such a sweet and lovely person. She's constantly singing and smiling, and I smell her delicious cooking every day. How can I try to make friends with my lovely neighbor?

 

Love,

 

Sooh.

 

Don't. 

 

I have one policy for neighbours:

 

[Barid Bel Medar]

  On 5/31/2015 at 2:40 PM, BlomBesie said:

Dear Tardar Sauce,

 

Should I stay home tomorrow?

 

I am indifferent. 

 

[Talya]

Dear Grumpy Cat...how can I get out of work tomorrow?

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Grumpy Cat - I work with lazy people. How do I solve this issue?

[Kaylee]

Lol you're doing an awesome job so far Barid!

[Leelou]

Dearest Grumpy, 

 

I have an interview on Tuesday, but I'm having some anxiety about changing jobs. Do you have any advice to help me destress over this?  

[Ryrin]

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

I don't want to go to work tomorrow.  What should I do?

[Panchi]

Dear Grumpy Cat,

How do I give up procrastinating?

[Barid Bel Medar]

  On 5/31/2015 at 3:13 PM, Talya said:

Dear Grumpy Cat...how can I get out of work tomorrow?

 

Quit. 

 

 

  On 5/31/2015 at 4:27 PM, WolfbrotherKronos said:

Grumpy Cat - I work with lazy people. How do I solve this issue?

 

You can't. You must suffer. Just like I have to suffer the world. 

 

 

 

  On 5/31/2015 at 11:25 PM, Leelou said:

Dearest Grumpy, 

 

I have an interview on Tuesday, but I'm having some anxiety about changing jobs. Do you have any advice to help me destress over this?  

 

I'll give you some advice I follow myself. 

 

 

 

 

  On 6/1/2015 at 12:08 AM, Ryrin said:

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

I don't want to go to work tomorrow.  What should I do?

See first response. Grumpy Cat does not like to repeat herself. 

 

 

  On 6/1/2015 at 3:49 AM, Panchi said:

Dear Grumpy Cat,

How do I give up procrastinating?

 

I am passionate about study, you should learn the ways of Math.

 

[Guest]

Dear Grumpy cat, should i have another beer ?

[Kaylee]

Deer Grumpy Cat,

 

Who is the most any amusing?

[Ryrin]

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

Why am I old?

[Barid Bel Medar]

  On 6/1/2015 at 3:08 PM, Chaelca said:

Dear Grumpy cat, should i have another beer ?

 

Yes.

 

 

  On 6/1/2015 at 8:32 PM, Kaylee said:

Deer Grumpy Cat,

 

Who is the most any amusing?

 

I don't understand the question. 

 

 

 

  On 6/1/2015 at 9:43 PM, Ryrin said:

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

Why am I old?

 

I don't know the absurdities of human life, but I do know that I don't care. 

 

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Dear Grumpy Cat. I'm sickly...what do you recommend as a home remedy)

[Barid Bel Medar]

  On 6/3/2015 at 4:56 AM, WolfbrotherKronos said:

Dear Grumpy Cat. I'm sickly...what do you recommend as a home remedy)

 

Does it look like I care about Naturopathy? 

 

I only care about one thing when it comes to medicine. 

 

[WolfbrotherKronos]

Grumpy Cat,

 

How can I be as grumpy as you?

[Barid Bel Medar]

  On 6/4/2015 at 4:24 AM, WolfbrotherKronos said:

Grumpy Cat,

 

How can I be as grumpy as you?

 

Hate everyone and everything. 

 

[Aiel Heart]

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

My dreadful cough from winter came back. How can I get rid of it?