Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

[Sooh]

Nah.. too much work. Plus I'd have to be EITHER challenged OR really annoyed to beat someone up... 

 

It's alright Zander... Dice is just ruffling his feathers...

[F Horn of Valere]

I'd have to be EITHER challenged OR really annoyed to beat someone up... 

 

 

Or instilling discipline in the troops!

[Sooh]

I'm supposed to do that? hm... interesting...

[F Horn of Valere]

Not yet, but I am!

 

Well.... if we get a new Recruit. *nods* You outrank them now!

[Zander?]

as the only RR I believe im in for a world of hurt....lol!!!!

[Sooh]

I'm sure you'll be fine.. it depends on who you manage to annoy

[Zander?]

what with my charming personality...im gonna get killed....lol

[dicetosser1]

*bonks dice on the head for inventing rules*

 

kicks Horn    "your just jealous you didnt think of it first and get to use it against me!"

[dicetosser1]

as the only RR I believe im in for a world of hurt....lol!!!!

 

 

I'm sure you'll be fine.. it depends on who you manage to annoy

 

 

what with my charming personality...im gonna get killed....lol

 

 

you seem to have a problem with  this idea.....

[Zander?]

no sir!!!! im just preparing to embrace the pain...lol

 

 

[dicetosser1]

smart lad.....

[Lanthirrhos]

No body tortures me anymore. 

[dicetosser1]

oils the Iron Maiden....

[Zander?]

run to the hills Lanth

[Taymist]

No body tortures me anymore. 

 

i) That's because you like it too much lol.

 

ii) Possibly also because you've been tortured extensively (fairly unsuccessfully as torture generally goes ) and probably exhaustively over the years.

 

iii) Did you intend that lamentation to read quite so much like an invitation?

[Sooh]

I would, Lanth, but I'm pretty sure you outrank me... and seeing as Dice is looking for reasons to go after me I'll stay away...

[dicetosser1]

i might make an exception if you target Lanth.....

[Lanthirrhos]

I don't have a rank in the band anymore! I'm free game!

 

Wait!  I mean--Nooooo! Anything but torture! 

 

 

 

No body tortures me anymore. 

 

i) That's because you like it too much lol.

 

ii) Possibly also because you've been tortured extensively (fairly unsuccessfully as torture generally goes ) and probably exhaustively over the years.

 

iii) Did you intend that lamentation to read quite so much like an invitation?

 

 

Well look at Miss Chatty on the subject. Are you admitting to summat?   *point out several articles within the Geneva Convention and the UN Convention against torture*

[Sooh]

i might make an exception if you target Lanth.....

Interesting...

 

Which other exceptions might I have?

[Zander?]

*looks around scared at everyone..yet somewhat intrigued...*

[Taymist]

I don't have a rank in the band anymore! I'm free game!

 

Wait!  I mean--Nooooo! Anything but torture! 

 

Well look at Miss Chatty on the subject. Are you admitting to summat?   *point out several articles within the Geneva Convention and the UN Convention against torture*

 

I will read my lawyer's carefully considered response to that enquiry:

 

"What happens in a banding, stays in a banding."

 

Plus, I don't think either of those Conventions can really be upheld when the person being tortured goes out of their way to actually get tortured and then enjoys it.

 

Plus plus, it's not really an admission unless it was a secret and it can't be a secret when it's all over public boards.

 

Plus plus plus.... I don't know but I'll think of something.

[Lanthirrhos]

Pfft.

 

[Taymist]

Glad you agree with my logic.

[dicetosser1]

well I wouldn't spotfine you if you went after tay.....

 

 

but that's cause she will punish you worse then I could

[Sooh]

I'm not going after a Scot! They paint themselves blue and get scary...