Stuff WoT fans do

[dawnflower8]

Let's try to make a list of things comparing what WoT fans do instead of what normal people do. 

 

For example:

 

Normal people try to ignore the voices they hear in their heads. WoT fans say "Shut up, Lews Therin!"

[Kathleen]

Normal people count to ten when they're angry. Wot fans try to find the void.

 

Normal people put a coat on when they're cold, wot fans use the aes sedai trick.

[Kopekemaster]

Normal people count to ten when they're angry. Wot fans try to find the void.

That one. That one so much.

[dawnflower8]

That one is amazing. And I've done it before. XD

[Mashiara Sedai]

Normal people put a coat on when they're cold, wot fans use the aes sedai trick.

 

I was trying this one even before I read WoT!  *lol*

 

Normal people say, "Thank you, God."  WoT readers say, "Thank the Light!"  (I do this on a regular basis.)

[Nikonis]

 

Normal people put a coat on when they're cold, wot fans use the aes sedai trick.

 

I was trying this one even before I read WoT!  *lol*

 

Normal people say, "Thank you, God."  WoT readers say, "Thank the Light!"  (I do this on a regular basis.)

 

Or thank the Creator!

[Mashiara Sedai]

 

 

Normal people put a coat on when they're cold, wot fans use the aes sedai trick.

 

I was trying this one even before I read WoT!  *lol*

 

Normal people say, "Thank you, God."  WoT readers say, "Thank the Light!"  (I do this on a regular basis.)

 

Or thank the Creator!

 

 

The Creator's never done anything for me.  The Light has.  :P

[dawnflower8]

I've said both XD

And I try ignoring the cold all the time and have gotten pretty good at it, but I can NOT ignore heat.

 

Normal people call stupid people idiots. WoT fans call them woolheads.

[Panchi]

Normal people use insults. WoT fans say goat-kissing trolloc.

 

Normal people call them investigators. WoT fans call them Questioners.

[Kathleen]

Normal people copy the word 'cookbook' as cookbook, when typing from paper copy. Wot fans write cookpot. /totally guilty <.<

[Mashiara Sedai]

Normal people buy fancy dresses for a dance or a date. WoT fans make Aes Sedai dresses to wear to JordanCon. :P

[dawnflower8]

I want to go to JordanCon...but I can't, since I live in Colorado.

[Zhon]

 

Normal people put a coat on when they're cold, wot fans use the aes sedai trick.

 

I was trying this one even before I read WoT!  *lol*

I prefer the Taim/Asha'man version, tends to work far better for me.

 

 

Normal people say it's a coincidence.  WoT fans say the Wheel willed it.

 

Normal people try to pull a kamehameha wave at some point in their lives.  WoT fans try to pull any number of their favorite weaves.

[dawnflower8]

Normal people use the Force to try to make things come to them. WoT fans use saidar/saidin.

[Panchi]

Normal people think its weather acting up. WoT fans think its the Dark One's touch.

[Elaevia]

Normal people just answer a question when someone asks them something.

 

WoT fans will give an Aes Sedai answer and make the person think they said the complete opposite to what they intended

 

(but with no harm done of course, since I am a Lightie )

[Leyrann]

Why can I never think of those?

[Nikonis]

Real people fidget when nervous, WoT fans (Female) tug on their braids/skirts...

[NeverTame]

Real people probably aren't constantly on the lookout for WoT character lookalikes.

 

They also probably don't keep calling the Atlantic accidentally the Aryth Ocean. Not that I ever have. But, you know... *cough*

[dawnflower8]

I've never done that XD

 

Normal people think time is linear. WoT fans think that time is a wheel.