***The Official "Random Thoughts" Thread***

[hazelkrs1]

Why aren't cartwheels an accepted form of transportation? At least not in job interviews, apparently.

[hazelkrs1]

Give me three reasons why I should finish this sente

[John Snow]

 

Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

 

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but hot dog buns come in packs of 8?

 

 

That one's easy. It's a corporate thing that keeps you buying more. You'll have extras of one or the other, so you'll buy until you have bought 4 packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns. It increases sales.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you could just use bread

[Theodora]

I have a terrible stomach ache :(

[Panchi]

Me too :(

[NeverTame]

I'm not sure if this is a random thought, per se, but it's certainly my brain doing something random...

 

Every now and then I try to keep a dream diary, but quite often the details of the dreams vanish by the time I get out of bed to write it down. So my latest solution was to keep my phone next to my bed so that I could write down the dreams in the notes. And most of the time I remember in the morning if I've written something down in the middle of the night, and quite often it doesn't make a huge lot of sense but I can kind of vaguely recall what the dreams was about when I read the note. Not so this time. I just found this note today, with absolutely no memory of writing it, and it says "cheese chicken with 20 flowers". I can't even begin to guess the context...

[Panchi]

I am thirsty but I don't dare go out my room because guests are in the house. If they think I am not sleeping, I might have to talk to them

[Panchi]

Would this official thread end up in lots of official threads that an official complaint thread for official threads be made up?

[Theodora]

I wanna go home, I am bored.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I want winter to end and never come back.

 

I have had enough of it.

[Panchi]

I want socks and gloves that actually keep and feet and hands warm

[Theodora]

I want to have at least 1 pair of identical socks but not white, please.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I want this snow to stop and I don't mean change to ice.

 

srsly. basta.

[Zhon]

I want this snow to stop and I don't mean change to ice.

 

srsly. basta.

I'd love some ice personally.  Ever walked through a forest after freezing rain?  it looks like it's made of crystal.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

I want this snow to stop and I don't mean change to ice.

srsly. basta.

 

I'd love some ice personally.  Ever walked through a forest after freezing rain?  it looks like it's made of crystal.

ever drive through it?

 

it looks like imminent death.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

and sushi makes everything better

[Niniel]

Sushi makes everything better! 

 

I have to say that I long for the snow and to get a real winter. 

 

I'm not sure if this is a random thought, per se, but it's certainly my brain doing something random...

 

Every now and then I try to keep a dream diary, but quite often the details of the dreams vanish by the time I get out of bed to write it down. So my latest solution was to keep my phone next to my bed so that I could write down the dreams in the notes. And most of the time I remember in the morning if I've written something down in the middle of the night, and quite often it doesn't make a huge lot of sense but I can kind of vaguely recall what the dreams was about when I read the note. Not so this time. I just found this note today, with absolutely no memory of writing it, and it says "cheese chicken with 20 flowers". I can't even begin to guess the context...

 

lol Wonderful! 

 

It had been even better if you had sent it as a message to someone by mistake. :D

[WWWwombat]

Why can't I see everything?

[Niniel]

Because you aren´t clairvoyant?

[WWWwombat]

I know but WHY?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

not enough delusions

[Niniel]

I know but WHY?

 

You need to ride backwards on an elephant three times around a round building. The building can´t have yellow dots on the walls, because then it will fail. 

[WWWwombat]

Asian or African elephant?

[Niniel]

The best would of course be a mini elephant but they are sadly extincted. Asian elephant works okay.