The kissing booth

[LilyElizabeth]

Lily walks in and sets up a booth that says "Free Kisses," then sits down and waits. 

[John E. Kelley]

*first*

[LilyElizabeth]

I'm here from Shayol Ghul, looking for a kiss. All you have to do is give me just a little kiss (or a long, soft, wet one, your choice.)

[John E. Kelley]

Long, soft, wet one, duh.

 

**kisses Lily**

[LilyElizabeth]

Ha! I am Lanfear, Daughter of the Night, and I will now kill you. You are not worthy to touch the garment of Lanfear, let alone her lips. I will not be demeaned by the touch of one so pitiful. 

 

Lily takes her knife and plunges it first into Ishy's eyes, then ears, and finally his throat. Seeing that he still is not dead, she draws her knife lovingly from ear to ear, giving him a permanent smile (of sorts.)

 

Lily then stalks off, blasting various pieces of furniture and then trees in the courtyard, until she finally is gone....

 

 

 

(Sorry Ishy. <3you)

[John E. Kelley]

Still totally worth it.

 

*dies*

[WWWwombat]

Wasn't this a GMT from like 5 years ago?

[Ithillian Turambar]

*looks around for the Camera*

 

Another set up to get £250 from the 'funny clip' tv show?

 

[Turin Turambar]

*Walking on top of large tank trailer. Sees poor victim kiss woman and then be brutally killeded. Trips on dome and falls flat on face*

 

Wow. Gotta be more careful around this place.

 

Did you get it?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Lmao!

 

>.>

 

Erm.

 

No. Totally missed it - Cloudflare totally obstructed the view lol.

 

You will have to do it again and this time ... Be convincing. Make it hurt more.

[Lenlo]

R.I.P. Ishy

 

He died as he lived.

[Turin Turambar]

Take two:

 

*Turin looks around from atop his tank trailer. He is dizzy from over 100 F temperature. His hallucinations take the shape of huge scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream. He reaches out to grab on and stumbles on the lip of the trailer. Fearing to fall he jumps back... Oops too far. Falling backward his bum bumps the round tank which continues his backward roll. Feet fly over head and hit the ground first but he fails to stick the landing and again lands flat on his back*

 

Oof. I didn't even say "watch this".

 

I hope you got that one. This is hard work.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hahahahaha.

 

Can I say no?

[Smiley73]

R.I.P. Ishy

 

He died as he lived.

 

winner

[Locke]

5 posts...is that a record?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Maybe an MP4 ...?

[Netbattler11]

Damn, that's the fastest I've ever seen that done. Usually it takes quite a bit longer. Usually ishy isn't around though.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i'd have kissed those sweet lips just as fast :)