Kingdom Hearts Mafia - Game 1 - Destiny Islands [Sign Ups]

[Verbal32]

 

 

Will you teach me the basics?  I don't want to be in over my head...

Yates rule #1 - I have found that swimmies can be relied upon when thrust into the deep end of the pool.

 

Also, I like to role claim in my first post.  If I'm scum, I like to name my scum team.  I have found this makes the game much more challenging and enjoyable.

 

But given your quarter million posts you probably knew that already, huh?

 

I swear he hacked that postcount using admin powers. In all my time on the internet in various forums I'm not sure if I've even broke 100k posts combined yet.

 

 

Hacked?  Yes.

 

By me?  No.

[Niniel]

Two spots left! Hide yo wife, hide yo kids!

 

Ehm, no wife to hide. 

 

You know I want to play. And if it doesn´t starts in two weeks then I will probably be done with one of my current games. So assuming it doesn´t start before I´m in. 

[Yates]

I think I've garnered enough by watching some folks that claiming scum isn't a good idea.

Oh man.  You are such a noob if you think that.  I mean, ANYONE can win if they don't immediately tell the game they received a scum role.  It takes a special kind of player to win AFTER declaring their scum role.

 

*Yates shakes head side to side*

 

Now I see why I was recruited to shape you people up.  And it's worse than I thought.

[bgrishinko]

 

It's my first game - be gentle with me.  I'm sure I'll pick something up about this crazy game.

I am a gentle lover and generous with the lube.  Fear thee not.

 

Also, ahoy Ishy - you rapscallion! 

 

 

Beware, the night is dark and full of terrors...

[Tiinker]

 

I think I've garnered enough by watching some folks that claiming scum isn't a good idea.

Oh man.  You are such a noob if you think that.  I mean, ANYONE can win if they don't immediately tell the game they received a scum role.  It takes a special kind of player to win AFTER declaring their scum role.

 

*Yates shakes head side to side*

 

Now I see why I was recruited to shape you people up.  And it's worse than I thought.

 

 

I'm a pretty special guy. I think I'll declare myself scum at the beginning of the game to prove it.

[Yates]

Beware, the night is dark and full of terrors...

That's weird... I'm pretty sure my wife said the same thing on our honeymoon...

 

Then a creepy shadow creature crawled out of her vagina and killed Kim Jong-il.  I just assumed it was "that time of the month."

[Verbal32]

 

I think I've garnered enough by watching some folks that claiming scum isn't a good idea.

Oh man.  You are such a noob if you think that.  I mean, ANYONE can win if they don't immediately tell the game they received a scum role.  It takes a special kind of player to win AFTER declaring their scum role.

 

*Yates shakes head side to side*

 

Now I see why I was recruited to shape you people up.  And it's worse than I thought.

 

 

I don't understand how claiming scum to begin the game would work.  Can you explain?

 

Also, where are you from - I get that impression based on you being "recruited".  Who recruited you?  Glad to have somebody to teach me.

[_CLOUD]

 

 

I think I've garnered enough by watching some folks that claiming scum isn't a good idea.

Oh man.  You are such a noob if you think that.  I mean, ANYONE can win if they don't immediately tell the game they received a scum role.  It takes a special kind of player to win AFTER declaring their scum role.

 

*Yates shakes head side to side*

 

Now I see why I was recruited to shape you people up.  And it's worse than I thought.

 

 

I'm a pretty special guy. I think I'll declare myself scum at the beginning of the game to prove it.

 

 

Setting up a potential scum claim. FoS. Also do not forget to give out your teammates too like in the LotR game, it would make our job a lot easier

[Nolder]

 

Two spots left! Hide yo wife, hide yo kids!

 

Ehm, no wife to hide. 

 

You know I want to play. And if it doesn´t starts in two weeks then I will probably be done with one of my current games. So assuming it doesn´t start before I´m in. 

 

It absolutely will not start before July 8th. And depending how long the Merlin game goes we might be waiting even longer than that because technically speaking Pandy is up next so in order not to cut I have to wait for Merlin to be done before starting.

 

Can you commit to as early as July 8th?

[Yates]

 

Also, where are you from

Upstate New York.  But I don't see how that is relevant at this juncture...

[_CLOUD]

It absolutely will not start before July 8th.

 

I'm happy to hear this because I will have a lot more free time after next week.

[Verbal32]

 

Also, where are you from

Upstate New York.  But I don't see how that is relevant at this juncture...

 

 

I meant where you play mafia?  I've been looking to learn how to play, and I'm thinking outside blood would be the best way!

[Yates]

I play mafia in my bedroom.  And sometimes at work.  And once in a while on the crapper.  But again, I don't see the relevance...

 

Anywho... I'm assuming you are being facetious about your mafia skillz and trying to pick on me as a noob.  That's mean.  You bully.

[Tiinker]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think I've garnered enough by watching some folks that claiming scum isn't a good idea.

Oh man. You are such a noob if you think that. I mean, ANYONE can win if they don't immediately tell the game they received a scum role. It takes a special kind of player to win AFTER declaring their scum role.

 

*Yates shakes head side to side*

 

Now I see why I was recruited to shape you people up. And it's worse than I thought.

I'm a pretty special guy. I think I'll declare myself scum at the beginning of the game to prove it.

Setting up a potential scum claim. FoS. Also do not forget to give out your teammates too like in the LotR game, it would make our job a lot easier

IN MY DEFENSE, I thought that there was no way scum would miss recruiting me that night and then I'd show as Mafia godfather and innocent to viewings. That measly 25% NK on N1 was BS! :(

[Verbal32]

I play mafia in my bedroom.  And sometimes at work.  And once in a while on the crapper.  But again, I don't see the relevance...

 

Anywho... I'm assuming you are being facetious about your mafia skillz and trying to pick on me as a noob.  That's mean.  You bully.

 

True, but it took you a few posts to realize that.  ;-)

 

Either way, welcome to DM mafia.  I assume you're from mafiascum?

[Lenlo]

I look forward to following this game Nolder. If only I had the time to commit to it :/

[Yates]

True, but it took you a few posts to realize that.  ;-)

 

Either way, welcome to DM mafia.  I assume you're from mafiascum?

I'm pretty sure my "gentle lover" post should have been a tip off I knew you were messing with me.  That said; yes, I'm from mafiascum.  Ibet you are wishing you were a whole lot nicer to me NOW aren't you!  I'm not even going to share my EXTRA Twinkie.  That's right.  I have EXTRA Twinkies because I knew the Twinkpocalypse was coming.

[Nolder]

I look forward to following this game Nolder. If only I had the time to commit to it :/

No worries. There will be more.

[Verbal32]

Heh.  Glad you graduated from the rookie site.  Welcome again.  ;-)

[Yates]

Heh.  Glad you graduated from the rookie site.  Welcome again.  ;-)

Awe shucks.  Thanks, fella!

[Tyler Glembo]

In 

[Nolder]

One more person and then we can start having some fun...

[dapianoplay3r]

Me

[dapianoplay3r]

Yates took my spot

 

alsso nol whar do you mean "mafia can claim their roles"?

[Nolder]

Me

Excellent. And now we begin.