[SG Faire: Shayol Ghul] Ask Narg

[Niniel]

Dear Narg, have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Tyzack]

Narg, no spoilers please, but did you survive the series?

[Tyzack]

Narg, should I look forward to your advice column on DM going forward? Do you have any plans to franchise? The newspaper lady died recently, are you going to take her place?

[NargtheTrolloc]

Dear narg,

Have you ever met Dr.phil?

 

 

Dear narg,

Have you ever met Dr.phil?

Narg ate him. He taste bad.

Edited February 21, 2013 by NargtheTrolloc

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg which of the dragons is the prettiest?

 

Narg no like dragons at all!

[NargtheTrolloc]

Dear Narg, have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend?

 

Narg have girlfriend once. Narg married her then ate her. 

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg, no spoilers please, but did you survive the series?

 

Narg still alive. Duh.

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg, should I look forward to your advice column on DM going forward? Do you have any plans to franchise? The newspaper lady died recently, are you going to take her place?

 

Narg appear in Shayol Ghul Social Group in middle of March. Come see. And Narg return for Social Group Faires.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg... can I have a hug, please?

[Crimson_Ayla]

Yes or no?

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Narg, can I cook you?

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Narg, do you want children?

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Narg, would you go to Shadar Logoth and have a party for two days or have the Dark One burn you?

[NargtheTrolloc]

narg... can I have a hug, please?

Come to narg cookpot, narg hug you there

[NargtheTrolloc]

 

Yes or no?

Narg no like rhetorical questions, come to narg cookpot

[NargtheTrolloc]

 

Narg, can I cook you?

Narg survivor, narg cook you

[NargtheTrolloc]

 

Narg, do you want children?

Narg no like little ones, they make annoying sound, and smell

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg, would you go to Shadar Logoth and have a party for two days or have the Dark One burn you?

Narg party and eat you , narg smart

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg, 

I'm writing a story where the central conflict involves the murder of a woman, committed by her husband. 

I'm not sure if I want him to have eaten her body or to have fed it to sharks. 

What do you think?

[Tyzack]

Narg, what is your opinion of Orcs?

[NargtheTrolloc]

Dear Narg, 

I'm writing a story where the central conflict involves the murder of a woman, committed by her husband. 

I'm not sure if I want him to have eaten her body or to have fed it to sharks. 

What do you think?

Eat her body. Narg likes woman body. Tasty. Narg eat

[NargtheTrolloc]

Narg, what is your opinion of Orcs?

Narg no like orcs. Orcs bad. No tasty

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg, how can I fall back asleep?

[Aekold]

Narg, what is the correct seating plan for 3 couples at a dinner party?

[cosmicpanda]

Narg, are you lying?