[SG Faire: Shayol Ghul] Ask Narg

[Niniel]

Dear Narg, have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend?

[Tyzack]

Narg, no spoilers please, but did you survive the series?

[Tyzack]

Narg, should I look forward to your advice column on DM going forward? Do you have any plans to franchise? The newspaper lady died recently, are you going to take her place?

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 7:23 AM, lolguy26 said:

Dear narg,

Have you ever met Dr.phil?

 

 

  On 2/21/2013 at 7:23 AM, lolguy26 said:

Dear narg,

Have you ever met Dr.phil?

Narg ate him. He taste bad.

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 7:29 AM, Cyan said:

Narg which of the dragons is the prettiest?

 

Narg no like dragons at all!

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 9:28 AM, TinaHel said:

Dear Narg, have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend?

 

Narg have girlfriend once. Narg married her then ate her. 

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 3:51 PM, Tyzack said:

Narg, no spoilers please, but did you survive the series?

 

Narg still alive. Duh.

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 3:54 PM, Tyzack said:

Narg, should I look forward to your advice column on DM going forward? Do you have any plans to franchise? The newspaper lady died recently, are you going to take her place?

 

Narg appear in Shayol Ghul Social Group in middle of March. Come see. And Narg return for Social Group Faires.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg... can I have a hug, please?

[Crimson_Ayla]

Yes or no?

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Narg, can I cook you?

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Narg, do you want children?

[Sorcha al'Parr]

Narg, would you go to Shadar Logoth and have a party for two days or have the Dark One burn you?

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 11:18 PM, cindy said:

narg... can I have a hug, please?

Come to narg cookpot, narg hug you there

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 11:47 PM, Crimson_Ayla said:

 

Yes or no?

Narg no like rhetorical questions, come to narg cookpot

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/21/2013 at 11:51 PM, Sorcha al'Parr said:

 

Narg, can I cook you?

Narg survivor, narg cook you

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/22/2013 at 12:02 AM, Sorcha al'Parr said:

 

Narg, do you want children?

Narg no like little ones, they make annoying sound, and smell

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/22/2013 at 12:04 AM, Sorcha al'Parr said:

Narg, would you go to Shadar Logoth and have a party for two days or have the Dark One burn you?

Narg party and eat you , narg smart

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg, 

I'm writing a story where the central conflict involves the murder of a woman, committed by her husband. 

I'm not sure if I want him to have eaten her body or to have fed it to sharks. 

What do you think?

[Tyzack]

Narg, what is your opinion of Orcs?

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/22/2013 at 5:52 AM, Ahmoondah Sedai said:

Dear Narg, 

I'm writing a story where the central conflict involves the murder of a woman, committed by her husband. 

I'm not sure if I want him to have eaten her body or to have fed it to sharks. 

What do you think?

Eat her body. Narg likes woman body. Tasty. Narg eat

[NargtheTrolloc]

  On 2/22/2013 at 2:37 PM, Tyzack said:

Narg, what is your opinion of Orcs?

Narg no like orcs. Orcs bad. No tasty

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

narg, how can I fall back asleep?

[Aekold]

Narg, what is the correct seating plan for 3 couples at a dinner party?

[cosmicpanda]

Narg, are you lying?