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[SG Faire: Shayol Ghul] Ask Narg

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You ask. Narg answer if wants. If not wants he eat you. Might answer after eat you but you ears be digested so you not hear. If you feed Narg, chance to give answer be bigger. Or Narg be too busy gnawing so no answer might still. Narg not take lap dances for answer. Narg not like to when food play with him.

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Narg not know where bite size humans come from. Narg think bite size humans come from human holes but not sure what hole. Narg not think it come from hole that makes sound. Other holes not big and bite size human head big so Narg confused. Narg eat bite size human and not ask. Now Narg hungry.


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What can you tell me about the Isle of Mad Men Narg?

 

Narg no tell you about Isle. Narg no go. No funds vacation. And Narg only fly first class. More room set fire and smiling human more attentive. But Narg no go, with economy. Narg smart.

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What cheese goes best with human flesh?

 

Narg like Roquefort with human. Narg have refined palate and human bland so need smelly cheese to get it down. Gorgonzola work too.

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Narg, you being a guy and all, maybe you can answer this. Why are guys attracted to redheads? 

 

Redheads taste good. Blondes taste good. Brunettes taste good. All the same to Narg. 

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