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Dear Narg....

 

Are regular size chocolate chips or mini chips better?

 

All chocolate chips mini to Narg. Narg usually substitute Hershey Kiss for chocolate chip when cooking for himself.

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Narg, I have a question.

When you eat young Lightfuls, how do you prepare them?

Barbequed? Steamed (to preserve nutrients)? Fried? Or Baked?

 

Young Lightfuls more tender than mature Lightfuls or Darkfriends, but not have much flavor. For this reason, Narg prefer to bake or roast young Lightfuls for nice browning. Narg very much like barbequed Darkfriend and barbequed mature Lightful but Narg not always have patience to cook low and slow.

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narg!

 

you belong to me!

 

great lord says so.

 

and wipe your feeties on the mat.

 

no flipping kidding, you be GOOD!

 

or i go all kitteh on yer butt.

 

know what i meanz?

 

 

.... what, you never had a cat before?

Edited by cindy

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Narg why are the voices so lovely? Why do they disagree so often? WHY ARE THEY GONE!?!?! No wait they're still there. Hellooooo voices? AHA! Yes voices there, check :nod:

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".... Narg put Nutella on serving girl and taste much better. Narg recommend."

 

Narg, your wisdom knows know bounds. I, too, enjoy the Nutella on the serving girls.

 

Addtionally, I'm sure the ladies out there wish to know if there is a Mrs. Narg.

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narg, ,how do you feel about the wheel of time ending, and do you plan to appear in any outriggers?

 

The Wheel of Time no end. Narg say that fiction. Just like Narg's death fiction. Narg alive and Wheel still turning.

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narg, can you make it a gentle trip to the table? i would so happily feed you,... but more happily help you hunt. with my feline senses and all.

 

your call.

Narg think cindy proposal have potential. Narg hear cats hunt birds. Narg have hard time catching birds not eyes for Great Lord. Narg always want to try pheasant.

pheasant and grouse are very easy hunting for kittehs, and I can sing or chirp most any feathered or furred morsel right into my claws.

 

I would be honored to serve your fuzzy eminence.

 

though I must respectfully recommend spit roasting birds and small game, or perhaps using the cookpot tandoori style. it shall of course be as you wish.

 

narg ...how do you keep getting smarter and smarter?

 

Narg smart, Narg just no let on how smart. Narg smart enough not to tell secret.

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Bwaahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahhaaa....

 

Ooo Nargiieee, is there any food you don't like?

 

Narg smart. Narg only eat food that moves. Food that not move be rotten food. Rotten food no taste good. Rotten food make Narg tummy hurt.

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Narg, would you rather freeze or be put in a cookpot?

 

Narg no like cold. Narg like cookpot. When water get warm enough, Narg hop out and put you in.

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Narg why are the voices so lovely? Why do they disagree so often? WHY ARE THEY GONE!?!?! No wait they're still there. Hellooooo voices? AHA! Yes voices there, check :nod:

 

Narg no like voices. Narg can't eat voices.

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".... Narg put Nutella on serving girl and taste much better. Narg recommend."

 

Narg, your wisdom knows know bounds. I, too, enjoy the Nutella on the serving girls.

 

Addtionally, I'm sure the ladies out there wish to know if there is a Mrs. Narg.

 

There once was a Mrs. Narg. She talk too much. Narg eat her.

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So.. What do you for do for a headache?

 

Narg give lots of headaches. Headaches come from being hit over head with club. Narg put food with headache in cookpot. No more headache.

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narg how can I stay warm... excluding the cook pot.

 

Narg hear blankets keep warm. Narg no like blankets. They no good to eat. Why you no like cookpot?

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waters still cold. and i would rather wake up uncooked tomorrow and anyway the cats need my heat to keep them going.

 

blankets... yes... have some extras already feel better and cats off my chest.

 

narg smart.

 

goodnight Narg.

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