Invasion thread!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Are you King Trolloc, Rey - apparently we need more? We can trade you some Civvies for them if you like?

 

 

 

And a Chosen IS present. Sooooo ... Chosen type person. *checks list* Have you ever been, or do you have plans to be Named Nae'Bliss in the near or far future.

 

*holds pen ready for possible ticking*

[Netbattler11]

It would be rather amusing to set Rey on fire. But if he's on fire, he can't play that banjo nearly as well. Decisions, decisions...

[Netbattler11]

And why would we give him civvies when we have so many Lighties wandering around cluttering up the place, radiating virtue and stuff?

[Ithillian Turambar]

If we give the Lighties away, who will we have left to set fire too?

[Crimson_Ayla]

Maybe we could loan them out..?

[Reyoru]

Are you King Trolloc, Rey - apparently we need more? We can trade you some Civvies for them if you like?

 

Trollocs are highly in demand these days, what with the final battle and all. What good are Civvies? Can they cook?

 

It would be rather amusing to set Rey on fire. But if he's on fire, he can't play that banjo nearly as well. Decisions, decisions...

 

I'll play if you all promise to nod along like this:

 

[Basel Gill]

*looks up from where he leans against a tree and raises his hat* Flaming invaders, always willing to ruin a perfectly good nap. *lowers hat over face and goes back to sleep*

[RandA lThor]

Hey, I am a civilian, I don't want to be given away *goes back to dancing with the Trollocs*

[Netbattler11]

It would be rather amusing to set Rey on fire. But if he's on fire, he can't play that banjo nearly as well. Decisions, decisions...

 

I'll play if you all promise to nod along like this:

 

With a tune that catchy, it would be hard not to bob your head in time.

[Naked~Frog]

ooh yay a civilised invasion and lighties! They're an endangered species you know, sort of like the dodo was a few centuries back.

 

LMAO!

 

Even though I'm a lightie!

 

As for the blanket... I don't think the servants have arrived yet.

 

Perhaps it's the Light Faction's recent activity that makes battles so peaceful now?

[Blackhoof]

Pherno, also known as Blackhoof due to an EXTREMELY embarrassing weekend in Ebou Dar... but enough about that, laughed as Tina charged towards him. This was going to be a good- wait... where are the other asha'man? they all seemed to- suddenly Pherno noticed that they were having a tea party! in the middle of a battlefield! Pherno growled and was about to send beams of flame stabbing through their precious scones and blankets, but he was bound by air at the last second.

 

Raoring in rage, Pherno broke through the bonds of air just as Tina began her attack.

[cosmicpanda]

I have checked my invite

 

Wait, what? You have an invite? Who from?

 

Does anybody else have an invite? We should get to the bottom of this.

[RandA lThor]

Pherno, also known as Blackhoof due to an EXTREMELY embarrassing weekend in Ebou Dar... but enough about that, laughed as Tina charged towards him. This was going to be a good- wait... where are the other asha'man? they all seemed to- suddenly Pherno noticed that they were having a tea party! in the middle of a battlefield! Pherno growled and was about to send beams of flame stabbing through their precious scones and blankets, but he was bound by air at the last second.

 

Raoring in rage, Pherno broke through the bonds of air just as Tina began her attack.

 

Hoping to help Tina, rand charged at Pherno with his sword, screaming bloodthirsty cries

[cosmicpanda]

Rand, do you have an 'invite'?

[RandA lThor]

sorry Panda, no invite to me.

[cosmicpanda]

As I thought! So, why are you here if you were not invited?

[RandA lThor]

ummmm *hides behind Blackhoof*

[Ithillian Turambar]

ummmm *hides behind Blackhoof*

 

Worst Hiding Place Ever!

 

Hoofie - Serial Day 1 Lynchee has been killed. Rand - Hider has been killed

 

Let me dig that invite out again for you Panda, old chap. I got it knocking about somewhere.

 

>.>

[RandA lThor]

aw dang it

[Ithillian Turambar]

Invitation to the M'Hael and Shadow Faction of the Black Tower

 

Dear M'Hael,

 

We have been getting on quite well these days as you know. I hope those black blocks of stone have come in useful. It has come to my attention that my current associations with the so called 'Chosen' have not really born fruit. I feel I may be swayed to back another horse in the final.

 

Please attend Shayol Ghul directly and feel free to bring a few friends. Food will not be provided. You will either get rid of some of the useless hangers on, or persuade them to get off their lazybones behinds and do some serious work. It's a win-win for me either way.

 

Look forward to seeing you

 

The Dark One

 

 

 

I don't know why the Lighties are here ... You will have to ask them about that. I think our Lady Dragon came along because the M'Hael had to complete a leave request to get time off to come here. Maybe he 'fibbed' slightly about his reasons.

 

Hmmmmmm - this Invasion might be our fault actually now I come to think of it.

 

Jaffacake?

[Crimson_Ayla]

What Ithi said >.>

[Crimson_Ayla]

*notices jaffas cakes*

 

Nommety :)

[Ithillian Turambar]

[Ithillian Turambar]

Incidently, if you type the word 'jaffacake' into the photobucket search engine, you get all kinds of crazy stuff.

 

Like this:

 

[cosmicpanda]

Okay, you guys have had your fun. Now, scoot, or join SG. It has been brought to my attention that I haven't given out enough points lately. I'll give my monthly allowance to the first person who does and cites this post as a reason for doing so.