Just Like Zombie Jesuz

[Vanion]

I HAVE RETURNED!!!

 

Muwahahahahaaaa!!!

 

Tremble before my caffeine fueled insanity, and know that none shall be spared!

[Ithillian Turambar]

Welcome back Vanion.

 

Is Zombie Jesus like Raptor Jesus

 

*goes to warn advise the rest of the Blues*

[Sakaea]

Welcome back, Van!!!!

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Oh. It's just Van.

Hi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vanion]

Just...?! JUST?!?!

 

Oh, wait... It is just me.

 

And several dead bodies... But you can just pretend you didn't see those. Or, better yet, you can help me dispose of them!!

[Lessa Nikia]

Hey Vanion!!! *nods her head and grins* How's it going?

[Gabriel Kross]

Quick! Hide Van before Mother gets on... >.>

[Turin Turambar]

Do you have an incinerator around here someplace?

[Elgee]

You called me, EP?

[Gabriel Kross]

*EEEEPs* I guess we've been found out... >.<

[Vanion]

Quick Elgee, help me dispose of these bodies! We need fire!

[Elgee]

I'm sorry ... I'm just a wee ickle novice who can't yet Channel *digs toe in ground*

[Vanion]

Arghh! You NEVER help me with body disposal!

 

*grabs several buckets of lantern oil and douses the corpses, then tosses a torch in the pile, watching it go up in flames*

 

Done!

 

....anyone else have a marshmallow craving right now?

[Elgee]

Woohoo!! Pretty flames! *Goes to flirt with the nearest Warder type to get some marshmallows*

[Vanion]

Mmmmm.... marshmallows...

 

Oh! Fire is dying down a little..!

 

*Grabs EP and tosses him on the fire*

 

There! That should been it burning a while longer!

[Elgee]

Damnit *stamps foot* ... I'm supposed to be on a low-fat diet!

[Sakaea]

*brings the chocolate and the graham crackers* Who wants a s'more?

[Wayward_fool]

*chews on a frog leg*

[Gabriel Kross]

Sakaea I have one question for you.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But why is the rum gone?

[Vanion]

*throws a rock at EP*

 

Shush. Firewood doesnt talk. Now pipe down and burn!

[Daruya]

But why is the rum gone?

 

Because Nyn drank it. She likes rum!

 

Welcome back, Van! Seems we need to have a talk soon . . .

[Vanion]

...What kind of talk..?

 

Is it a clothing optional one? I'm good at those kinds of talks!