Professor Snape's Potion Class

[Sakaea]

Lessa!!! *runs up to Lessa and kisses her on the mouth*

[Daruya]

*huge tears drip from Daruya's saucer-sized eyes and her large ears quiver as she gazes heartbrokenly at Turin*

 

Master Turin helped someone else after Daruya worked so hard to free him from his affliction. Does Master Turin not like Daruya? Daruya is a good house elf! But Daruya helped Master Turin and Master Turin turned his back on her.

 

*Daruya turns her eyes to the gathering Potions class and gazes at them pleadingly, her large eyes swimming with tears*

 

Daruya would be most grateful if someone would find the antidote to this wicked potion Professor Snape inflicted on her. Daruya would be most grateful, indeed.

 

*as she is stuck in this servile form and finds herself speaking in third person, Daruya is struck by the similarities between house elves and damane . . . *

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

Shrinking Potion

 

Congratulations Ledinna. You have created a Shrinking Potion. As agreed in Thread you must now sample your Potion and deal with it's effects until you can convince someone to decipher and post the antidote for you.

 

For the foreseeable future however you must wear the below siggy.

 

 

 

 

Sakaea - congratulations! you have successfully found the antidote to Lessa's Potion and she has been cured. Hopefully she will be able to return the favour ...

 

Poor Dar - lol

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

Congratulations Despothera. You have created a Bad Luck Potion. As agreed in Thread you must now sample your Potion and deal with it's effects until you can convince someone to decipher and post the antidote for you.

 

For the foreseeable future however you must wear the below siggy.

 

 

 

Bahahahaha

[Daruya]

Daruya doesn't see the bad luck siggie, Professor Snape, sir. Can Daruya get Professor Snape some caffeinated pumpkin juice this morning, sir, to help him wake up?

 

*bobs anxiously as she awaits an answer*

 

Oh, Daruya begs your pardon, Professor Snape, sir. The red x has magically transformed into a bad luck siggie, after all. Daruya does apologize for doubting you, Professor Snape, sir.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Quiet Elf! maybe you could get someone else to come and play and then they could help you with your predicament lol

[hazelkrs1]

How did I know that I would end up getting the worst one.

 

Ow! I just stubbed my toe!

[Turin Turambar]

Karma? maybe if you helped someone else(Dar) I might be convinced to attempt to release your curse.

[hazelkrs1]

I'll plead on her behalf right now

 

You better be ready to cure me after I cure Dar Turin.

 

*shakes fist at Turin*

 

Ack! Muscle spasm!

[Ithillian Turambar]

 

Love Potion

 

Congratulations Ishy. You have created a Love Potion. As agreed in Thread you must now sample your Potion and deal with it's effects until you can convince someone to decipher and post the antidote for you.

 

For the foreseeable future however you must wear the below siggy.

 

[hazelkrs1]

Okay Turin, be ready...

 

*power goes out in house*

 

Dangit.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Daruya, It seems that Despothera's luck managed to hold whilst he deciphered the recipe for the antidote. He was successful. You should feel the effects of your potion begin to lessen shortly.

 

Thank you for taking part in the class.

[hazelkrs1]

The cure was supposed to be for Daruya...

 

*the chair that Despothera is sitting in suddenly falls apart*

[Ithillian Turambar]

I have no idea what you are going on about Despothera.

 

*twaps again with ruler*

 

Perhaps you should learn to pay more attention in class.

[Turin Turambar]

Ok Prof Snape(Ihti), since he seems to have fulfilled his part. I will attempt to make an antidote for Despo's potion. Given your permission of course.

[hazelkrs1]

*nods ever so slightly*

 

 

 

 

 

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*yellow-jacket wasp flies through a window and stings Despothera in the eyeball*

 

GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rhea]

I feel so transparent.

[Turin Turambar]

Rhea, is that you? have people been bumping into you?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Hahahaha despo you crack me up.

 

Turin, I have decided to accept your request to help him - even though I am very much enjoying his discomfort. You should have a PM with the recipe now.

 

Where is Rhea?

[Turin Turambar]

I think I have the answer but If you wish me to wait... I could be persuaded.

[Leelou]

I would like to sign up for this class.

[John E. Kelley]

I love this class. Surrounded by all these lovely, lovely ladies. And there's the beautiful Leelou. Shall we ditch this place and maybe head somewhere more private?

[The Screaming Banshee]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'LL GET YOU FOR THAT SNAPE.

[Leelou]

Aww Ishy, aren't you a sweetie.

[John E. Kelley]

Or maybe the ravishing Ithi. Your alabaster skin, your flowing, raven locks. The searing eyes which pierce my very soul. I must make you mine!!