[2010 Ghoulies] Most Likely to Win/Survive a Japanese Gameshow

[ed2funy]

And the winner is...

 

*hears a loud buzzing in his ear and coughs as he turns to the side mumbling into his cufflink*

 

What do you mean I have to put some WORK into this? I didn't sign up for this kind of foolery. You'll be hearing from my lawyer, dammit. I don't care if he is Black Ajah. If I pay him, he'll do his damn job.

*turns back to the crowd*

 

Dreadlords, Hags and Stinkspawn, it'll just be a few moments.

Please enjoy the Cookpot Stew Lily has provided. I promise it's been checked and meets the minimal acidity requirements.

*turns back to the side*

Fine, fine, I'll go ahead and do...something. I guess. Maybe. I wasn't even prepared.

*faces forward with a huge grin*

So, who would be brave enough to go to Asia and enter a game show? Who would have the Shadow's Seals enough to win?

Hell, who'd even want to go to anywhere like Japan anyways!?

I'll tell you who, alright.

In just a few moments. I need to go to the potty.

*Ed runs backstage in a weird gallop-like run and proceeds to unleash the fury upon Verby's cookpot, the closest thing he could find. After he is finished, he heads back, wiping the sweat off his forehead*

 

Why is everyone looking at me like that?

O_O

The mic? What do you - oh god, the mic.

I am soooo sorry!

But please, still enjoy the stool. I mean, stew!

And now for the winner...

DRUMROLL!

*waits for damn Fuls to roll the drums over*

You wanna know the winner?

WELL, TOO BAD!

 

*turns back to the side as loud, angry buzzing begins to pound his ear*

Ok, ok! Listen, dammit, I said ok!

*coughs*

 

It appears....that your winner is.....

*pauses for dramatic effect*

*opens the skull and reads the name*

 

*notices the audience getting a little mad*

 

ineedfourberfs!

Come on dooowwwnnnnnn!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

happy for a reason to *stab* the winner. congrats.

[Moon Sedai]

*loud applause from the audience*

 

Berfs! it must be the hair.

[Niniel]

Congratulations - I think...

[LilyElizabeth]

*ships Berfs off to Japan to prove it* Grats.

[Krakalakachkn]

Has anyone else noticed that Ed is starting to turn a little Red?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i don't think he's a communist.

[Krakalakachkn]

I was referring to the quadruple digit variety.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i wouldn't survive an SG gameshow... i have no idea what that means.

[Krakalakachkn]

20 points to the person who can correctly decipher my last two posts.

[cosmicpanda]

Yay! I get 20 points!

[Krakalakachkn]

and post it here.

 

 

I figure the most likely is Berf, but I can't seem to find him.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is it in any was related to LED displays or fancy telephones?

 

or, alternately, with red fraggle?

[Krakalakachkn]

Man, I feel like Elodin right now...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

is there a category for most obscure to old people?

[Krakalakachkn]

How old do you think I am?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

if your profile is correct, i think 21

[Krakalakachkn]

I was curious because I assumed you were older than what you stated

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i am 47 in human years, but on my planet, we go by cat years.

 

and in these days of ever quickening change, the young people become myseterious to the older people at a constantly increasing rate.

[eclipse0]

I remember when I was mysterious!

 

[ineedfourberfs]

I remember when this thread was about me.

 

 

Those where the days.

 

Krak are you refereing to ed's slow descent into Orangutan-ness? I could have my people check in on the digit count of our simian counterparts, but I've got a magnum of Chandon to freebase and twenty strippers for whom I'm about to pay thier college tuition for.

 

Did that last sentance run out of english? I can't tell. There's a small japanese man sitting on my head and if he falls off, the producers will murder the flock of geese I won in the first round. Not to mention the rather ominously titled "Truffle Shuffle Shuffleboard" coming up after the break. Anyway!

 

 

SHADOWSPAWN FOR LIFE, BITCHES!