Ed is trying to tell me what to do.

[Christine]

So, now I am going to list below all of the ways I want to torture him. For all of these, he is tied up and unable to move or squirm, but his screams and tears are free to flow.

 

1. Attack his feet with the claws of a kitten on catnip.

2. Let loose 15 need to pee Puppies.

3. Put a diaper full of baby poo on his chest.

4. Dangle a donut over his nose just out of reach of his mouth.

5. Pour a bed of fire ants onto his body.

6. Drizzle him in honey and let a bear loose on him.

7. Paint his face with makeup and leave him out in a strip club.

 

More to come.

[ed2funy]

heh. You are a wild one. -_-

 

 

 

 

(P.S. Number 4 doesn't work! HA. >_>)

[Blackhoof]

how about tying him spread eagled to a wall and setting up little mechanical arms (underlings work well too) that tickle him ceaselessly. for hours on end, only relenting every few seconds to let him breath.

[Amadine]

*balefires Christine*

 

What?!

 

Someone has to stick up for him sometime... poor lil mite can't fend for himself... he's just a lil monkey you know

[Krakalakachkn]

A monkey with intimate knowledge of the inner and outer working of guns. That's like giving berf intimate knowledge of how girls think...it would completely unbalance the system. Ed must be put down!

[Krakalakachkn]

Oh, and *balefires Ama with enough power to bring back his favorite little mynx*

[ed2funy]

*balefires Verbal to get rid of the clogged sinks*

[Azshaya]

*balefires the thread*

[Christine]

*is going to assume she is Krak's favorite little minx?*

 

 

Ok, I have more. No we cannot balefire this thread. The child must learn that telling me what to do is a BAD idea. I do what I want! *snaps her fingers*

 

 

8. Put pepper underneath his nose just enough to keep him on the verge of sneezing.

9. Drop a bucket of bloodsuckers onto him and let them crawl around and go for it.

10. Put itching powder all over his back.

11. Leave him out in the hot sun to bake!

[Azshaya]

*is going to assume she is Krak's favorite little minx?*

 

11. Leave him out in the hot sun to bake!

 

*decides against making the Ghost Buster's reference*

 

 

Make sure to slather him with butter first, he'll turn into a turkey (Seinfeld Reference)

[Haxorsist]

You could just put him in front of a PC and make him read your entire post history.

 

Boom

[ed2funy]

1. Attack his feet with the claws of a kitten on catnip.

2. Let loose 15 need to pee Puppies.

3. Put a diaper full of baby poo on his chest.

4. Dangle a donut over his nose just out of reach of his mouth.

5. Pour a bed of fire ants onto his body.

6. Drizzle him in honey and let a bear loose on him.

7. Paint his face with makeup and leave him out in a strip club.

8. Put pepper underneath his nose just enough to keep him on the verge of sneezing.

9. Drop a bucket of bloodsuckers onto him and let them crawl around and go for it.

10. Put itching powder all over his back.

11. Leave him out in the hot sun to bake

 

 

 

So, the diaper makes the bloodsuckers crawl away and wither at the smell, and the ants attack it, while the puppies chase the kitten away. The bear scares away the people hungry for my body, and the pepper makes me shake uncontrollably trying to sneeze that the itching power shakes off.

 

And I need a good tan. ^^

 

 

Yup. Still good. *pinches her nose*

[Blackhoof]

and that, children, is the definition of pawnage

[Krakalakachkn]

pawnage?

[Azshaya]

pawnage?

 

Something like this I suppose

 

[ed2funy]

pawnage?

 

Something like this I suppose

 

 

hahahaha, XD

[ineedfourberfs]

I beleive pawnage is actually the end result of giving me intimate details of how the female mind works.

 

 

*high-fives Krak*

[LilyElizabeth]

Who would dare to give away such details? *is shocked*

[Guest]

Certainly no woman here. I think you may need to question some people.

[Blackhoof]

no woman would do it and no man would know it..... so we are looking for a cross between them!

[WWWwombat]

Sounds kinda like JiF

[ineedfourberfs]

I've been told secrets by trannies before. That ain't no thing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just wish they told me before we got back to my room...

[Blackhoof]

being told their secret didnt slow you down at all, did it?

[ineedfourberfs]

Well to be fair, they bought me a drink.

 

What's a gentleman supposed to do? Kick her him them out onto the kerb?

[Guest]

The only question is what kinds of secrets you were told.