You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...

[Elgee]

 

601. ...When you then stay up till 3 AM compiling a playlist of songs that remind you of various WoT characters.

 

602. When you think that NeverTameExceptWhenTheMoNisLooking should post said playlist.

[Aiel Heart]

603. When you respond to "how well do you cook?" with "about as well as Nyneave"

[Jak 0' the Shadows]

604. When you pick out a coat, you pick it because Asha'man pins wold look good on the collar. (Guilty party: my little bro   I got him in to WoT) 

[dawnflower8]

605. When you and your brother start yelling WoT insults at each other, someone overhears and asks what you are talking about, and you tell them to read Wheel of Time...and they say that they might. 

[Aiel Heart]

606. When you are reading The Sword of Truth series and you see similarities to WoT littered all over the place

[dawnflower8]

607. When you're reading some book and a character tugs her braid and you scream "NYNAEVE!" 

 

Thankfully nobody was around when I did that....

[keyholder21]

608.  When someone asks what your favorite book is and you launch into a gushing spoken-word-novel about how awesome the series is. 

[Panchi]

609. Someone asks you which is your favourite book and your friend says "Wheel of Time" before you can and you wonder how much have you talked about WoT.

[Aiel Heart]

610. When you're on a slack line and you imagine you're practicing for Van Luca's Show

[Aiel Heart]

611. When you walk into a Barnes and Noble and immediately go to the fantasy section to look at WoT books even though you already own them all

612. When a WoT display in B&N makes you very happy

613. When you text a picture of the B&N display to multiple friends

614. When you see the paperback copies of ToM and AMoL and consider buying them since you already have them in hard copy

615. When you know you'd read these paperback copies enough to make them fall apart and think you should just stick with hard cover

616. When this makes you want to buy hardcover copies of all of the rest of the WoT books. 

617. When you walk into a used book store and immediately go to the fantasy section to look at WoT books even though you already own them all.

618. When you find hard cover copies of KoD and WH  which are in good shape for $6 and $5 respectively and instantly grab them and purchase them

619. When all of this happens in less than 24 hours

 

(Kronos can confirm a piece of #613 :P True story--all of it)

[dawnflower8]

This is actually my friend's, not mine, but he isn't on DM:

 

620. When your car has a bumper sticker that says "I Killed Asmodean"

[Elgee]

This is actually my friend's, not mine, but he isn't on DM:

 

620. When your car has a bumper sticker that says "I Killed Asmodean"

That's brilliant!

[Aiel Heart]

There's also one that says "Bela is the Creator" or some such thing

[Wise one Fiona]

Recently bought myself the complete box set of WoT even though I have them all in paper back, hardback and ebook!! Going 2 get a shelf 4 WoT things only, saving 4 the replica heron marked sword and am awaiting the arrival of WoT bronze necklace and dream terangereal. I've read many series' of fantasy books but there is nothing like WoT, truly epic.

[Wise one Fiona]

May you all find shade and water

[dawnflower8]

621. When you tell your friend Alivia that she absolutely HAS to read WoT because "she's in it."

 

(Yes, I have a friend named Alivia)

[Mikeel]

622. when you tuck your son to bed you say good nite by saying, "sleep well and wake"......

[Elgee]

623. When you type an Old Language phrase into Google Translate and except it to be able to translate it ... *headdesk*

[Aiel Heart]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Rasheta Ardashir]

624: When you have a Green Ajah tattoo on your wrist and everyone asks about it, including the tattoo artist, and you do your best to explain and then give up and tell them all to read the books. (true story) LOL 

 

This is actually my friend's, not mine, but he isn't on DM:

 

620. When your car has a bumper sticker that says "I Killed Asmodean"

My brother has one that says "Ta'shir Malkier" (sp) I made him put an Aes Sedai symbol on his car too because as a Green sister I simply cannot ride in a WoTmobile without having some kind of AS thing on it. LOL

[Aiel Heart]

625. When you are currently not using your "Ta'shir Malkier" sticker because you know your car is only going to last a couple more years and you want that sticker to be on a car you're going to use for a while (true story)

 

626. (This is more of a bookworm one, but) when you and your Souvra are having a very long discussion over facebook of the pros and cons of hardcover vs paperbacks

[Aiel Heart]

(It's not saving my edits above so...)

 

(Side--too into DM one: when earlier in conversation mentioned above, you wonder if him eating will fill your stomach)

 

627. When a friend of yours is far enough in the series to have discovered the meaning behind your youtube handle (same as my handle here)

 

628. When this same friend asks questions about what happens and you simply respond "RAFO"

 

629. When this friend knows that that means and the WoT history behind it 

[Caiwengi]

Maybe slightly off topic, but...

 

A fellow WoT fan friend of mine went as a Trolloc for Halloween and I went as a (female) Myrdraal.

 

We went to a fairly huge costume party, and at one point I noticed a tall red-headed fellow whos costume I couldn't recognize, but it was a fairly nondescript period costume complete with a sword.

 

Later on, I received a tap on my shoulder, and it was that guy. He leaned in and under his breath says, "Tell Shai'tan I'm coming for him..."

 

He was supposed to be Rand.

 

True story.

[Elgee]

Maybe slightly off topic, but...

 

A fellow WoT fan friend of mine went as a Trolloc for Halloween and I went as a (female) Myrdraal.

 

We went to a fairly huge costume party, and at one point I noticed a tall red-headed fellow whos costume I couldn't recognize, but it was a fairly nondescript period costume complete with a sword.

 

Later on, I received a tap on my shoulder, and it was that guy. He leaned in and under his breath says, "Tell Shai'tan I'm coming for him..."

 

He was supposed to be Rand.

 

True story.

 

That is such an awesome story!

[Aiel Heart]

THAT IS SO COOL

 

Best way to become instant friends :P

 

I'm still waiting for some stranger to come up to me when I'm wearing my WoT shirts >.> (#631)