You know you're maybe a bit TOO into the WoT when ...

[Aiel Heart]

577. When you have a group of your friends in various parts of WoT

[dawnflower8]

578. When you decide bananas are shadowspawn and everyone who likes them is a darkfriend. 

[Rekinu Alasayaar]

How are they shadowspawn??? Bananas have been PROVEN to be really good for you... and I love them... :'(

[Toph Beifong]

578. When you decide bananas are shadowspawn and everyone who likes them is a darkfriend. 

The Doctor isn't a darkfriend. Do I have to chase you all arond DM to convince you?

 

579. When you are a bit scared and in order to calm yourself you think about a WoT quote until everything is over. This quote: Whatever comes, face it on your feet.

 

Btw, today I feel ridiculous about that

[dawnflower8]

580. When you know the doctor is secretly a darkfriend, and that Rekinu Alasayaar and Dors Olivaw are too. (I am spreading the word to everyone on DM!)

[Rekinu Alasayaar]

Actually,

 

590.  The Doctor is nearly Rand reborn... he is born over and over and over, he just doesnt have to wait to be born actually like Rand was.  Both fought against evil their whole lives, at considerable cost to themselves and their loved ones.

 

 And I live in the light.

[dawnflower8]

No, you don't. You are a darkfriend and so is the Doctor.

[deskdude]

591. When you hear someone 10 years older than you make a WoT comment that is completely wrong and the first thing that pops into your mind is, "How would Rand show this person is wrong."

[dawnflower8]

592. When your younger brother recommends WoT to his friend even though he's never read it himself, he just knows his friend likes long fantasy books. 

[Panchi]

593. Your brother is talking about ptylin (an enzyme in saliva) and on hearing it you think Tylin

[Ryrin]

584. When you think Tylin would have been a Green if she could channel.

[dawnflower8]

585: When you accidentally refer to a death eater as a darkfriend. 

[Kathleen]

586. When your phone changes 'definitely' to 'Sedai it's'.

 

587. When you accidentally type cookpot instead of cookbook in typing class at school.

[dawnflower8]

588. When your phone changes "before" to "balefire" 

589. When you start going to check your email, and without thinking about it you type in the URL for DM instead.

[dawnflower8]

590. When you hear someone talking about a calender and you think they say Callandor

591. When you think about a character in a book you are writing (that has NOTHING to do with WoT) and think to yourself that her power is that she can reweave threads of the Pattern, even though you never describe it that way in the story. Also, you think all the character's magical objects are ter'angreals. 

[Inara Serra]

592. When getting your family to read wot feels like a great triumph. Mom caved 3 months ago and my sister yesterday. Yay!! Working on my dad now.

[dawnflower8]

I am having too hard of a time with that. Although, I did convince my brother.

[Songstress]

593. When you run across a neurologist whose first name is Perrin, and you have a hard time not typing his last name as Aybara.

[dawnflower8]

594. When you become suspicious of your school's librarian, because her last name is Fain.

[Jak 0' the Shadows]

594. When you become suspicious of your school's librarian, because her last name is Fain.

XD

 

594. When you get a cut on your abdomen and your mom FREAKS OUT when you casually refer to it as 'the wound that will never fully heal.' 

 

595. When you've actually read all of the previous 594

[dawnflower8]

 

594. When you become suspicious of your school's librarian, because her last name is Fain.

XD

 

594. When you get a cut on your abdomen and your mom FREAKS OUT when you casually refer to it as 'the wound that will never fully heal.' 

 

595. When you've actually read all of the previous 594

 

I am guilty of reading this whole thread also.

 

596. When you decide you're going to read it again RIGHT NOW

[dawnflower8]

597. When you have friends and family members who know WoT so well and could have an in-depth conversation about it, despite having never read the books.

[Aiel Heart]

598. You're walking out at night. You are wearing sparkly slippers and two long skirts. You have the hood of your hoodie up, and a blanket like a cape around your shoulders.

You feel like an Aes Sedai

[dawnflower8]

599. You start crying because you can't go to JordanCon

[NeverTame]

600. When you start liking a song you previously didn't care much for simply because someone says that it reminds them of Asmodean.

601. ...When you then stay up till 3 AM compiling a playlist of songs that remind you of various WoT characters.