THE BIGGEST QUESTION LEFT..... and it's about Bela

[Red States Rule!]

So.... Red States wants to know... during the last battle and the aftermath, where will Bela be?

 

Will she be at the head of the Sheinarans charging into the Trolloc mass in the Gap?

 

Will she perish in blood and fire at the Black Tower?

 

Will she go to Disney World?

 

Will she settle down and have a foal with one of the boy horses from Randland?

 

Or will she carry Rand's limp body, wet from dripping on the rocks, to charge straight at the DO effectively ending the series, killing the DO, bringing peace and justice to the galaxy, and be the most famous horse of all time??????

[KellySedai]

Bela is the DO.... DUH!!!

 

hehehe :lol:

[gremlin246]

Bela is the DO.... DUH!!!

 

hehehe :lol:

 

Doh, how did I not pick up on that? :lol:

[Bob T Dwarf]

Nononononono....

 

Bela is the Creator.

[Artemis]

***Nononononono....

 

Bela is the Creator.***

Thsts not exactly true.During the books there are numerous references to "the Creators sister"...Bela is the Creators sister!

[Angel of Death]

NoNoNo

 

Bela is the creator AND the DO.

 

Its all sick game to her.

[Guest Footman]

isn't Bella a horse? :D

[Ilyena]

Bela isn't a horse, she's the horse

 

and apparently the DO

 

and Creator

 

and Perrin's Lover

[Artemis]

Bela actually led Artur Hawking´s armies across the Aryth Ocean to Seanchan :)

[Myth]

she'll be chilling with Hopper, smokin' a big fat cigar, talking about the good old days when humans were around to clean up their poop. :P

[Dionysus]

The one power doesn't kill people, Bela kills people.

[Dionysus]

There is no Wheel of Time, just spinnings Bela found amusing.

[Dionysus]

Bela killed Asmodean.

[Dionysus]

The agent of Bela asked Bela if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Bela's agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Bela to be in a gay cowboy movie.

 

Convert your very own Chuck Norris/Vin Diesel facts into Bela :)

[Dionysus]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Bela.

[Artemis]

Those are Chuck Norris lines Dionysus!

Lol,"Dionysus"... only the greeks would think of god just for wine and partying!

Bela IS the Wheel of Time!

[joeybsmash]

dionysus was the god of wine, partying AND getting laid at wine parties. my uncle's frat made secret prayers to him. randland has a god of wine, partying and getting laid at wine parties. her name is bela.

[Guest Majsju]

Tsk tsk, it's a well known fact that Bela can't hold her liqueur...

[Vanin]

Hmm... a comprehensive Bela thread. Excellent :D

[Myth]

Bela can hold her liquor. she just can't hold the beer bottle. 'cause she's got no thumbs. ha!

 

*ducks before he gets hit with flying cream pies*

 

Bela is three days older than the Creator, taught him how to do algebra, and once beat him in a footrace. she ran backwards to make it fair.

[SinisterDeath]

*Tosses Penut Butter Pie at Myth*

Haha! Its not Cream!

[Ilyena]

Ok Ok, I think we can all agree that BELA is the coolest creature to ever walk randland (which I am officially changing the name to belatopia, and giving it a mascot in the form of a rabid monkey with a voice like leather)

[LonGunmn49]

Oh! Oh! Is it's name Bongo??!!

[Artemis]

No you silly boy its called Bonanzoga!!!!

All hail Bonanzoga ! Steward of Bela the almighty!!!

[Ilyena]

lol, i was thinking more along the lines of a feeses throwing monkey that is known for it's bufoonary, and will overall make Bela look better.

 

And who needs a WoT miniseries? Bela the mystical saviour is coming to PBS in the fall of 2006