The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[Nikonis]

Not to mention he is riding Cairos' horse WITHOUT permission! Since warhorses are weapons in their own right, that is not only horse theft but theft of a Band member's weapon!

 

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM!!!

Yup, forgot that one...

[Zander?]

wutido???

 

*innocent face*

[Guest]

SPOTFINE !!!!!!

 

 

ZANDER !!!!

 

 

You broke the law by stealing Cairos's horse (= using it without his permission, which is all the same ) AND then you assaulted superior officers !!!!!! and after all that you channeled !!!!!!!

also .... WHAAAAT !!! you spilled BREW !!!

 

Link to the offense here : http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/55838-the-pink-loincloth-tavern/page-194?do=findComment&comment=3612525

 

As spotfine you will have to

 

1. Modify the lyrics of a song of your choice so it will contain compliments to Besie and Nikon

2. Walk astride this for the next 5 posts :

 

 

 

3. When you are done with 2. , for 5 posts you will explain WHY it is bad to channel (*giggles*). Try to be creative ;)

 

4. No booze in the band for you for 5 full days !!!!!

Edited February 18, 2016 by Chaelca

[Nikonis]

Thanks RA Chaelca!

 

** Hands her a Dragons Breath Brew as reward **

[Cairos]

Dang Zan!!!! How dare you steal my horse!!! Thanks Chae for spotfining him!!!

 

*takes off his armor and gets a squire to fetch him a new one*

 

Look at all this glue and feather in the bar!

 

*orders a bar back to clean up the mess*

[The Bard Babe]

*gets a different squire to fetch Cairos' new armour*

 

*hugs Cairos' poor, poor horsey*

[Nikonis]

After seeing the way that Zander had used the poor animal, Nikon walked to the back room and came back with some oats and a carrot.  He slowly approached Storm Rider so as not to spook him then held out a hand with the treats.  As the horse slowly approached it sniffed the gift then lowered it's head and ate.  Nikon petted it's mane while waiting for Cairos to come over and retrieve him.

[Guest]

Thanks Nikon for the drink

 

*raises her glass*

 

 

Zan, I will be watching you !

 

[Zander?]

*Zander gallops into the Pink Loincloth Tavern astride Pinky like a true rugged Canadian Manly Man with a Majestic Beard*
 

 
 
*And Like A Boss, Zander breaks into Song*
 

 
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Until The Band got a hold of me
I opened doors for little sweet Besie's
I helped the Nikon to see
I got no friends 'cause they read the Spotifines
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm feeling mean
No more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
They say Nikon your Battle Tank Skills are sick, Besie youre very clean
I got no friends 'cause they read the Spotfines
They can't be seen with me and I'm getting shot down
And I'm gettin' mean
No more mister nice guy
No more mister clean
No more mister nice guy
They say,
My dog bit me on leg today
My cat clawed my eye (cloudy sky)
My mom's been thrown out of society circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose, the Reverend Dice
He recognized me
Punched me in the nose
He said, no more mister nice guy
No more, mister clean
No more, mister nice guy
Zander said, Nikon runs very quick, Besie's never mean
No more mister nice guy
No more, mister clean
No more, mister nice guy
Zander said, Besie you help heal sick, Nikon's pretty armor gleams.
(He-he-he-heen, he-he-he-heen, he-he-he-heen, hew!)

 

 

Its very bad to channel in the Band because having to do Spotfines really sucks....how do you people put up with those awful Red Arms....they arent very nice imo.

Edited February 21, 2016 by Zander

[Katiora]

... *comes into the tavern halfway through Zanders... performance* Man a lot has changed around here.... 

[Nikonis]

That was quite the performance Zander, have a drink!  And here is a Granny Smith apple for this pink pony of yours.

** Munches on some boneless chicken **

[Guest]

AHaha that really was entertaining.

 

*cheers*

[Zander?]

That was quite the performance Zander, have a drink!  And here is a Granny Smith apple for this pink pony of yours.

** Munches on some boneless chicken **

 

 

AHaha that really was entertaining.

 

*cheers*

 

 

Thank you kindly!!!

 

*grabs a keg of beer and starts to drink it*

 

Archers and Cavs are great to drink with cause they can't keep up with the Infantry.

[Katiora]

Zander obviously has never met half of the cavalry........ well... you haven't met DJ and Goldy.... They both had to have a hollow leg... 

[Guest]

well he hasn't met me, coz i am can outdrink him lolz

 

*pats zanzan on the head*

[Zander?]

well he hasn't met me, coz i am can outdrink him lolz

 

*pats zanzan on the head*

 

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Zander?]

 

well he hasn't met me, coz i am can outdrink him lolz

 

*pats zanzan on the head*

 

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Cavs and archers are very prominent in the world....of make believe.

 

[Katiora]

 

 

well he hasn't met me, coz i am can outdrink him lolz

 

*pats zanzan on the head*

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Cavs and archers are very prominent in the world....of make believe.

I have found Zander is an expert in this world....

[Zander?]

 

 

 

well he hasn't met me, coz i am can outdrink him lolz

 

*pats zanzan on the head*

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Cavs and archers are very prominent in the world....of make believe.

I have found Zander is an expert in this world....

 

 

Zanderland GOAT imo.

 

lolololololol

[Katiora]

you are definitely a make-believe GOAT I can agree with that

[Zander?]

you are definitely a make-believe GOAT I can agree with that

 

 

lolololoololol

Edited March 14, 2016 by Zander

[Katiora]

You're still a bad townie... you tunneled so hard you made it hard for anyone to take you seriously = bad townie... *nods* 

[Zander?]

You're still a bad townie... you tunneled so hard you made it hard for anyone to take you seriously = bad townie... *nods* 

 

sadface.gif

Edited March 14, 2016 by Zander

[Katiora]

Kat Snow?? are you doing a reference to GoT?? Cause if you are I won't truly understand it... I couldn't get into it... too many people die too fast.. I like to have time to get slightly attached to characters before their untimely death

[Sooh]

You really shouldn't discuss an ongoing game anywhere but in the game. This is discussing the game.