The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[Direwolf Jon]

Wait, the gutter isn't located beneath the litter box is it?

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*gasps at cindy*

 

SPOT-FINE!!!

 

You spilled it! You spilled BREW!!!! For violating Band Law, cindy, you must find the Jak o' the Shadows thread, read the instructions (in the first post), and write your very own two verses! Your topic is to be regarding the sacredness of brew.

 

 

sir, yes sir ....

 

 

cindy what horn forgot to say is post a link to ure verses here when you have done them as well

oh dear... this will not be easy....the closest I generally get to rhythm or rhyme are clang associations and... stuff I can't post.

 

I'll do my best.

 

please don't laugh, my best will not be good...

 

and probably won't be Monday but I'll try

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

Wait, the gutter isn't located beneath the litter box is it?

good lord, no.

 

it's much filthier but... in a different way.

 

 

*does not make the obvious joke about the poor placement of the playground*

 

see, I can be good.

Edited May 20, 2013 by cindy

[Starrik]

 

*gasps at cindy*

 

SPOT-FINE!!!

 

You spilled it! You spilled BREW!!!! For violating Band Law, cindy, you must find the Jak o' the Shadows thread, read the instructions (in the first post), and write your very own two verses! Your topic is to be regarding the sacredness of brew.

 

 

sir, yes sir ....

 

 

cindy what horn forgot to say is post a link to ure verses here when you have done them as well

oh dear... this will not be easy....the closest I generally get to rhythm or rhyme are clang associations and... stuff I can't post.

 

I'll do my best.

 

please don't laugh, my best will not be good...

 

and probably won't be Monday but I'll try

 

Oh, don't worry. We usually sing them when drunk anyway, right?

[BridMorgan]

*worships you as a goddess*

I'm going to get that as a tee shirt!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

 

*worships you as a goddess*

 

I'm going to get that as a tee shirt!

I'm going to market it as a brand of the very finest catnip.... irresistible....

 

come hither, kitteh, it will beckon...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*gasps at cindy*

 

SPOT-FINE!!!

 

You spilled it! You spilled BREW!!!! For violating Band Law, cindy, you must find the Jak o' the Shadows thread, read the instructions (in the first post), and write your very own two verses! Your topic is to be regarding the sacredness of brew.

I couldn't suck worse at this if I tried.

 

and... that is not something I say very often.

 

I'll do it again if you want, but I am very very bad at this.

 

but... spot verse, and...

 

sigh

 

http://www.dragonmount.com/forums/topic/7562-jak-o-the-shadows-ii/?p=2912656

[F Horn of Valere]

Those are pretty good! The required topic of the sacredness of brew is a bit of a stretch until the last line... but since the verses are of a good quality, I'll go ahead and say Spot-Fine fulfilled!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

smiles... thanks...

 

um... the whole thing was about the sacredness of brew to me, personally, and its absolute necessity in snatching life from the jaws of death but... yeah, I was wondering if it was a bit obscure. the voices in my head totally got it :)

 

if it helps... I was half tanked when I wrote it :)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*buys the next fifty rounds and passes out at ... oh, thirty fiveish*

Edited May 21, 2013 by cindy

[BridMorgan]

That is how the best JoTS are written kitteh love!!  Nice job!

[Starrik]

O.o

Those are pretty sweet cindy

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I have to fix the rhythm.

 

but not two nights in a row :)

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

fixed it... still half there from last night anyway.

 

lol, don't make me write poems again, pls, ill never spill another holy drop, I aver.

[wheeloftime13]

hmm... more than likely i will make you knit something instead... :P jk

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... you'll have to teach me first, I can only crochet... I think knitting involves both precision and math, and I... involve neither...

[F Horn of Valere]

My wife crochets. I made a pot-holder once... started out as a baby blanket for my sugar baby in 6th grade (similar to "egg babies," but you lug around a sugar packet instead of an egg). It was a disaster!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

*flies through*

[The Bard Babe]

*catches Nya's shadow and pulls her back*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

dodges the flyers and catchers...

 

I crochet but I can't stop if I start so my baby blankets end up being six feet square... ish... and my scarves would have worked for the fourth doctor.

 

but no needlework this weekend. it's all shopping and planting and making fires and cooking.

 

and drinking of course, but only to make the rest more challenging.

Edited May 24, 2013 by cindy

[BridMorgan]

Am I invited to the cooking and shopping and drinking?  *g*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

you are invited to the eating and drinking, but I'm already half done with the shopping, I'll pick up all you could possibly want at the liquor store, and I like to cook alone :)

 

you're also invited to the passing out :)

Edited May 24, 2013 by cindy

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

um... and perhaps to the post deletion that may become necessary before the passing out...

[Tyler Glembo]

I'm excited to read all the garbled and ridiculous posts.

[blank]

Drunk DM is always a silly move 

 

The harsh mistress of experience has taught me so!