Girls=Absolute Evil

[Locke]

So my friend showed me the back of his Semester Math Final. It read:

 

Friend's pencil:"Mr. Wiggins, please check my math, thank you.

v v v

Girls = Time + Money

Time = Money

Girls = Money²

Money = Root of all Evil

Girls = Square Root of (Evil)²

Girls = Evil =)"

 

Teacher's Pen:"Actually, Square Root of (Evil)² = |Evil|. Therefore, Girls are Absolute Evil. Watch the details! =p"

 

[TheMasterDude]

This is VERY old. But I still find it amusing every time I read it :P

[Kaylen]

And still completely untrue *sniffs*

[Locke]

Although, technically, it'd be absolute value of evil, not absolute evil.

 

But, it is proven! That's like saying 2+2 doesn't equal fish!

[Zosime]

I would like to point out a teensy flaw in this. The above statement indicates that Money is the root of all evil, which is incorrect. The phrase is actually: the love of money is the root of all evil.

 

Girls don't (necessarily) love money (though that statement depends on the girl in question). We do, however, love presents.

[Toy and Minion]

We do, however, love presents.

 

Which cost money...

 

Sorry, but we just keep coming back around to it don't we?

[charis sedai]

presents don't hafta cost money... sometimes a hug is the best present there is :)

[Talmanes]

I once wrote out mathematical formula proving that my math teacher+obama=666

It was pretty awesome. I wonder what happened to it.

[Toy and Minion]

A hug isn't a present. Pfft.

 

That's pretty funny, Tal.

[Adella]

Money = Time

So if you had substituted CORRECTLY, you would have gotten Girls = Money + Money, not Money^2

 

Your equation was just rendered invalid.

[Talya]

I have no problems with being absolutely evil. Money makes the world go round therefore Girls so! you can't live without Money...can't live without us girls.

 

Of course, I'm a woman, so how does that fit into your calculations, am I the epitome of evil?

[Tiinker]

Actually.. :P

 

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Girls=Absolute Evil

You say this like it's a bad thing.

[Naked~Frog]

We can debate this all we want, but the guys won't listen cause we are evil. We are probalby lying and twisting logic to confuse them into thinking we aren't evil so that we can catch them by surprise later.

[Toy and Minion]

I was never saying it was a bad thing. Just proof is in the pi.

[Adella]

Actually.. :P

 

This made me LOL really hard, cause I work in a mall.

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Ahem.

[Talya]

Actually.. :P

 

 

Never heard of the Internet...?

 

Find shop, choose trouser and click 'buy now' Didn't need to get out and drive....

[Naked~Frog]

In responds in to the link...

 

"men is worse than evil"

 

That sentence makes me question the writer of that equation...

 

Why am I siding against my own gender?

[Zosime]

Actually.. :P

 

 

 

Question: What the crap is anyone going to get for $33 at The Gap? (<--That rhymed! ) A couple of pairs of socks maybe? Jeans? Heck no. Maybe if they were super duper on sale... At an outlet.

 

There is an art to shopping. I am a bargain shopper. The only thing that I will pay retail for is books and cosmetics- and even then I'll still wait for stuff to go on sale.

[hotpocket2006]

Ahem.

 

I laughed so hard at this. Proof that men are so much eviler.

[Lessa Nikia]

Ahem.

That is great!

[WWWwombat]

I prefer math pickup lines.

[Locke]

*sees a paradox in the future*

[Toy and Minion]

Men are eviler? I can live with that.

 

*takes out the whips*

 

Mush!