Girls=Absolute Evil

[Naked~Frog]

Yes you will and no it's not!

 

At least I'm not asking cows to go to China, they'll eat us!

[Talya]

Thats okay Fikkie, we have some hobbits in the back yard, Meesh can always show you how to make the stew...

 

I like cows!

[Locke]

*gives Talya a cow he found in his kitchen*

 

[Naked~Frog]

*Is the cow*

[mmeeshal]

HOBBIT STEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want some!

 

We haven't had any of that delightful delicacy for ages Meesh...

And we're fresh out of hobbits, too.....

 

*Travels to the Shire and picks up a few of the fattest, tastiest-looking hobbits she can find*

 

*also brings their vegetable gardens in a huge special basket*

 

*Travels back to the Black Tower*

 

All righty, then..... The veggies are almost ready to be harvested, once they are, I shall make you the finest Hobbit Stew you've ever tasted!!!

[mcs0083]

Is the secret ingredient Tom Bombadil?

[Naked~Frog]

Not secret anymore... nice going

[Locke]

I can't wait! *waits*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Is the secret ingredient Tom Bombadil?

I thought it was nutmeg, but okay.

 

 

I'll have to remember to make note of that on Radagast's menu so he won't be confused.

[Locke]

I thought it was the data core of my computer.

[RembrandtQ.Einstein]

Naaaa. We're all depraved and amoral. Women fake orgasms, men fake entire relationships to get laid. It's a vicious circle.

[Locke]

But it's only 350 degrees!!! *fills the gap with salsa*

[RembrandtQ.Einstein]

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

[Leala Sedai]

Actually.. :P

 

The Blue line should read "Male/Leala" :P Especially if what I'm shopping for is pants. Books, on the other hand...That's a different story.

[Locke]

I am a spammer at heart. I apologize if you find this language boring and stupid (I am aware that not all minds work like mine)

 

However, methinks insults are perhaps not the best solution?

 

I AM willing to be accommodating and be more....discussive (for lack of a better word) and, if I have nothing to say in that manner of speaking, say nothing at all if that is what you wish.

[Toy and Minion]

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

 

 

[Locke]

Aha, but how? Don't they realize that it will take months to determine the proper method of burning for the situation? *personally votes for the "in a can" style*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

 

 

 

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[Talya]

Leala, I'm with you on most Shopping....arggggggggh!

 

 

Nice mirsh

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Actually.. :P

 

 

Poor men.

I blame the fact that they have a Y chromosome instead of a second X for the fact that they are unable to appreciate recreational shopping.

Tragic, really.

[Talya]

mind you, if it was someone else's money, I could too enjoy shopping

[Toy and Minion]

Me + My Mom + Barnes and Noble = Home, Family, and Life? Is that a new series?

[RembrandtQ.Einstein]

.....

 

 

Do you even think before spouting utter garbage?

 

 

 

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[Locke]

I am going to throw out a "yes" while really being nowhere.

[RembrandtQ.Einstein]

Is the secret ingredient Tom Bombadil?

 

 

Imo Tom Bombadil is really Maglor.