The Stumbling Soldier VIII

[Direwolf Jon]

*Puts Kati's crossbow under his coat* Indeed I will hold it for you.

 

*Starts rolling barrels towards random people.*

*Picks up bar stool and charges down Cads.*

[Katiora]

*glances back at DJ* Hey I expect that back *unexpectedly runs into a wall knocking herself out*

[Direwolf Jon]

Well if she is knocked out, then she won't be needing this for a while.

*Pulls out the crossbow and starts shooting the suction cupped arrows at people*

I'm keeping it safe for now.

[Taymist]

*climbs on the roof and cuts a hole and starts throwing water balloons at everyone beneath* :P

[Katiora]

*gets hit by a water balloon and wakes up... gets up and stumbles to the bar to grab a bandy... downs it and turns, getting hit in the head by a suction arrow* DJ!! The least you could do is not hit me with my own arrows.. *grumbles*

[arogan]

* walks in to get into a fight because he was told to * and i cant not listen to directions.

[Corki]

*gets hit left, right and centre by various items*

 

*gets a faceful of whipped cream*

 

*then gets drenched by a water balloon*

 

*staggers up, grabbing a nearby table leg and rushed into the brawl*

[Hayl3y]

*steals the table leg*

[F Horn of Valere]

*whacks Corki with Chaelca*

 

*whacks Chaelca with Corki*

[Vorkia]

*grabs a mirror and smashes it over Kat's head*

[Direwolf Jon]

Sorry Kati, this crossbow has a mind of its own.

 

*Replaces crossbow under his coat*

*Picks up Vorkia and throws her towards the next two to walk in.*

[Vorkia]

*grabs the crossbow as I'm being flung at someone since its an archer weapon and neither Kat or Dire are Archers (well as of yet for Dire)*

[MsDanya]

*sneaks in, steals Vorkias crossbow, and sneaks out again*

[Leane_Shariff]

Not so fast!

 

*tackles Danya while she's outside and takes the bow back, tosses it inside through window, where V catches it*

[Mystica]

*Catches Vorkia, Twirls her around above her head till V gets all dizzy and launches her right back at Jon*

 

CATCH!

[Vorkia]

Oof *Lands on Dire* Opps sorry bout that ;)

 

*Grabs the closes thing next to me and thow...looks at the Flaming Shot in my hand i'm about to throw, drinks it and throws the empty glass at Myst*

 

*gets a nearby chair and smashes it over Mysts head as well*

[Corki]

*sees that his table leg has disappeared*

 

*gets hit by random objects*

 

*hits the next person to post hard in the stomach*

[Direwolf Jon]

*cringes a bit from the strong hit from Corki*

*staggers over and reclaims the crossbow.* Better find Kati so she doesn't blame me for losing it.

*Still holding his stomach from the hit, he lowers his shoulder and plows over Corki*

[Corki]

*crouches, and rugby tackles Jon into next week as he tries to plough over me*

[Vorkia]

*grabs the crossbow from Dire as he drops when hit by corki and kicks him* This is a weapon not a toy for silly recruits :P

 

*slips back and falls on top of corki elbowing him in the gut in the process*

[Lanette]

*gets hit by Jon as Corki throws him and ends up with Jon sprawled over her back*

 

*shakes a fist and yells from beneath Jon*

 

Why you evil MG!!!!

 

*shakes off Jon and goes over to kick Corki and poke him*

 

That's the second time you threw something at me in a brawl!! You're a bad bad MG!

[Direwolf Jon]

*stumbling he gets to his feet* Sorry Lenette, I had no control there.

 

*throws empty mug at the back of Corki's head.*

*While Corki attempts to dodge that, I pick him up and slam him through a table.*

[Taymist]

*continues pounding everyone with water balloons until part of the roof gives way under the weight*

 

*lands on top of Lani, V, Corki and Jon in a pile of debris*

 

:D Woooo what a rush

 

*boots the next poster in the stomach*

[Katiora]

*runs and tackles V before she gets to Jon and takes back her cross bow* No this is mine.. I\'ve had it for forever... *hooks it back to her belt* the one remnant of being an archer... and anyway... you all use longbows just about... I don\'t know that I\'ve ver seen an archer with a crossbow.... anyway...

 

*pulls out a throwing knife and throws it at horn, hitting him in the back of the head with the butt of the knife* hehehehe

[Hayl3y]

*throws a chair at the next poster*