The Stumbling Soldier VIII

[Corki]

Corki stands outside a newly erect building after the fun and games of the last Stumbling Soldier thread. The building glistens in the mid-day sun, showing off its newness and splendour. Across the door is a shiny red ribbon, and in Corki's hands is a pair of scissors. Corki opens the blades of the scissors and goes to cut the ribbon. Corki addresses all the Band Members, and any passer-bys, standing before him.

 

"Band Members, and Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to welcome you to the Band of the Red Hand's general tavern again, The Stumbling Soldier. Everything is clean and tidy after the mess in the last Tavern! A wide variety of Battle Brews are available, including Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew, Combat Cognac, The Cavalry's Bandy, Infantry Brew, The Archers' Flaming Shots, Cherry Bomb Brew, Brew Tea for our non-alcoholic drinkers, and good old fashioned Battle Brew.

 

"So, once I have cut the red ribbon, please enter the Tavern, and one of our Band Members, most likely to be me, will pass you your chosen beverage! So, without further ado, I am pleased to announce that The Stumbling Soldier is now open for business, and Brews shall be served!"

 

Corki cuts the red ribbon, and rushes inside before the Band Members squash him, and stands behind the bar waiting to serve!

[DeathDealer]

I'll take two of everything!!! :D

[Colmana]

i'll have a...umm....a.....umm....

[Hayl3y]

flaming shot ?

 

i'll take one myself !

[Colmana]

yeah, one of them

[Amalasan]

*swings in on vine, at high speed :shock: *

 

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA, you'll never catch the amazing amalasan monsiour Corki....HAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!

 

By the way, hi everyone and good day.

 

*swings away*

[MsDanya]

*waves to Amalasan and drinks a flaming shot*

[Angyl]

*Ducks as Amalsan swings by*

I'll take a battle Brew!

[Corki]

*throws a knife after Amalasan's vine*

 

I'll get it one day...I promise!!!

[goldeneys]

*swings in on a vine with George of the Jungle (my bow)*

 

slams into the wall

 

*moans as he falls down*

 

I'll take 3 Bandy's XXXL please.

[Hayl3y]

3 XXXL Bandys ? will u survive ? LOL that's quite strong ! lOL

[dragonlover]

*sits down at the bar* ill take a line of flaming shots please

[Angreal Meaker]

I'd like a bandy with ale,ooskai and everything on the menu

[Guest K'Jar]

Staggers in...

 

Hey..*hic*..evbody..*hic*

 

Barkeep...drinks on me...i mean *hic*

 

Chae's buyin evbody a drinnnkk *hic*

 

AAWWWW dat sooo *belch* sweet of ya Mis..Missts...

Mistressesss

[Canis Rufus]

God I need a drink this Class is Killing MEEEEEEEE!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*gives Canis copious amounts of brew to offset the copious amounts of notes he is undoubtedly taking in class*

 

[Lanthirrhos]

:P *holds up limp hand*

 

*sympathizes with Canis*

 

Good thing i have two! or else i couldn't drink brew!

 

ooo! that rhymed! :roll: :lol:

[Guest Froix]

Woohoo! I'm here again!

 

*drinks Bandy*

 

Woohoo! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy! Bandy!

 

That's how I order my drinks!

 

*waits for his 10 bottles of Bandy*

[goldeneys]

*gets Bandy himself*

 

Looks like Corki fell asleep, I'll fill in for him.

 

*jumps behind the counter*

 

*gives Froix his Bandy's*

 

*drinks an XXXL Bandy*

 

*gives AM the weird concoction he asked for*

 

*drinks an XXXL Bandy*

 

*gives DL a line of 2 flaming shots*

 

*passes Col and Chae a flaming shot each*

 

*drinks an XXXL Bandy*

 

*mixes 2 ounces of every drink in a big mug and hands it to Footy*

 

*drinks an XXXXL Bandy*

 

anyone else??

 

*waits with another Bandy*

 

anyone else

[Guest K'Jar]

Here

*Hands Goldeneyes a bucket*

 

You don't look so good...steps WAY back

[Lanthirrhos]

:lol: He always looks that way!

[Corki]

*beats some sense into Sei'Cair*

 

I didn't fall asleep...I just have limited internet access at the moment, and as a result, I am using an internet cafe near my house here in London.

 

And Canis...good to see you back!

 

*sips some Brew from his hip-flask*

[Lanthirrhos]

*sips brew from his hip flask* :P

[MsDanya]

*sips brew from 12th's hip flask* :P

[Helike]

Did you ask? Does that count as stealing?

 

*shrugs*

 

Line em up, bartender!! I feel like having a bit of fun.

 

*staggers a lil' bit and catches herself*

 

8)

 

Today was balloon day! But I'm disappointed... the stupid wind didn't favor them flying over my house this year. :evil:

 

*downs a shot*

 

Maybe tomorrow... the bonfire is nice tonite though! Perfect evening! I even got to watch someone flip out of their chair. LOL. Just one of the dangers of having a backyard on a hill.

 

*giggles and looks for more shots*

 

:? Uhhhh... bartender?