The Bashing Thread

[joeybsmash]

you have to bash nuns.

[I Love Semirhage]

Exactly, what else are they there for?!

 

I would also like to bash empty food cupboards, particularly when I can't be arsed/have drank too much to drive to the supermarket to get more food.

 

And fridges without beer...

 

And the pickups on my Yamaha, they're rubbish.

 

And I would like to bash Friends, for being appalling.

 

ILS

[Alys Kinch]

i'd like to bash people who feel that three feet (literally) is the optimum distance to drive behind me. i'd also like to add that if you are one of these people, you may want to bash me. driving so close to me means i might just slow down to thirty in the no passing zones. :twisted:

[Zylazlo-]

I'd like to bash people who look at you funny when you laugh at someone falling! They think they're so superior because they don't enjoy another distrees.

[I Love Semirhage]

Credit card limits. They definitely need bashing.

 

ILS

[RobertAlexWillis]

-pokes his nose in-

 

Hmmm. Whats thi ..

 

-gets bashed-

[Kara_J]

I'd like to bash people who look at you funny when you laugh at someone falling! They think they're so superior because they don't enjoy another distrees.

i also find it hilarious if someone falls over, my boyf has only just got used to my rolling on the floor hysterics when he's fallen down the stairs, (thankfully, he wasn't hurt, just his pride), and we've been together 4 years, so now i don't have to bash him!

[joeybsmash]

i would like to bash traditional television sitcoms. it's like some guy made a table of standard jokes and set ups that the industry has been using since 1950 for prime time entertainment. wtf.

i would also like to take this opportunity to use the forum to bash bears. because bashing bears in real life ends with my guts all over the place.

[I Love Semirhage]

Colds. Don't like them.

 

ILS

[Kivam]

aren't bears already on notice?

[Guest Majsju]

aren't bears already on notice?

 

Uhm...What?

[joeybsmash]

i think bears are officially dead to me now....but they are still on the threatdown.

[joeybsmash]

majsju watch cnn international.

[Alys Kinch]

that'd be stephen colbert

[joeybsmash]

yep

[Guest Majsju]

I'm totally at a loss here, first I went looking if there was an NHL team nicked Bears, but no.

 

Silly yanks

 

*shakes head*

[joeybsmash]

youtube.com

steven colbert

[RobertAlexWillis]

Speaking of The Colbert Reporrrrrrrrrr, how about Randy Newman bashing the whole world the other night? :D

[Red States Rule!]

Red States bashes Al Franken. BASH!

 

Red States bashes MTV. BASH!

 

Red States bashes Tolkien. BASH! That's right, Tolkien. He should have given the Ents their Entwives.

[Ciete]

A BASH on running out of bud. No not the beer cuz the BUD makes me WISER. Sorry, couldn't resist. :twisted:

[the dude]

yeah i HATE running out of buds. i'm not a fan of running out of beer either.

[joeybsmash]

i want to bash running out of beer too. but i put the buds behind me. i also want to bash cancer, because it sucks.

[Guest Majsju]

And just what has bud got to do with beer?

 

tsk tsk

[the dude]

bud goes well with almost anything, maj. 8)

[joeybsmash]

have you ever put your buds in beer?

it works better in vodka