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The Bashing Thread

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This thread is for bashing writers, series and tv shows. i ask that RJ remain sacrosanct, and i also ask that no one post a counter arguement. bashes may be warnings (Rosemary Edhill is long winded and boring), pure viceral hatred (TG is a giant douche), or well thought out SAT level essays (Dan Brown uses polorizing issues and conspiracy theories in a formulac manner to prey on society's natural paranoia in order to boost his sales. for example......).

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dan brown's biggest problem is he has trouble with endings. seriously, the "twist" endings are really just letdowns after the rest of the book. he's a decent writer, but needs some workshops about not making the crip the villain every time.

 

and i feel that the band linkin park would best serve the world by quietly falling in a live volcano.

 

i already said most of what i have to say about goodkind, couched in terms that are allowed here. for the unabridged version, you have to see me in person.

 

wow, joey, i love this thread!

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linkon park does suck. they jumped on the goth bandwagon as it was dying and now just make whiney music about how much teenagers hate their parents.

 

reality tv sucks too. it is not reality and it is barely tv. survivior was a great concept but i fear that the constant exposure to the backstabbing and machinations is seriously detrimental to our society.

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good call on that one, joey.

 

and they can't even write remotely original lyrics.

 

"i tried so hard

and got so far,

but in the end

it doesn't even matter"

 

GEE SHUCKS, WE'RE LINKIN PARK! LET'S CUT AND PASTE ANGSTY LYRICS FROM OTHER PEOPLES' SONGS INTO ONE OF OURS, AND IT'LL SELL RECORDS! LET'S NEVER PUT OUT ANYTHING WORTHWILE EVER! LET'S BE A CRIME UPON MUSIC!!!

 

god i hate those guys.

 

i went to see metallica a few years ago. linkin park, limp bizkit and deftones were opening (quasi-festival kinda thing). i paid $100 for the ticket, and purposely stayed in the parking lot getting drunk until metallica came on.

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i used to think that george lucus was cool, but now he can suck my A S S! i just saw a commercial for star wars transformers. i already own more star wars toys than a 40 year old virgin, i thought i could be done buying that crap after episode 3. lucas can suck my a s s.

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and what's up with nelly, for that matter? what the hell is he doing with that bandaid? he's covering a tattoo of "aqua" that's what. friggin' fairy.

 

"if you wanna go and take a ride wit me..."

 

a ride into a volcano, maybe.

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Bash, Bash, who to bash.....

 

I bash one of my favorite bands, the latin metallists "Ill Nino" for having awesome music and then blowing it by blasting President Bush in the CD pamphlet. (Won't stop me from listening to their awesome music though).

 

I bash TG bashers who don't know what they're missing.

 

I bash Michael Moore for being an imbecile and an A S S!

 

That's about it for now. Man I love this thread already! It helps get things off my chest!

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hmmm...bashing thread.

you know, i just hate that sinister death fellow. ;)

 

i hate women rockers who try the deep voice growly thing... like kitty. it sounds bad and is a great way to ensure that your career is quite short lived.

 

and i hate english teachers who think organized is the only way to write. disorganisation spurs creativity. geeze.

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Man, where do I even begin? Let's just say that I agree with Joey about the reality T.V. thing for starters. Only morons or people with absolutely nothing to do watch this garbage!!!

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i don't like drivers. they all might be nice outside of a car, but put them in front of the wheel and they all think it's their god-given right to make damned sure that pedestrians can't cross the street. they swerve, for crying out loud. every time i try to cross the street, i proclaim my hatred for all motorists. i know they can't hear me, but i make sure that i meet their eyes and that i'm enunciating the important words very clearly. spitting and flipping the bird help too.

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I bash...... Al Gore, Saddam Hussein(somebody just kill that guy already), Stupid reality tv shows(Wifeswap anyone?), GRRM, Crappy fantasy authors I waste money on only to find out they suck, and my damn in-the-car driver's test that I just failed again.

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I'm not up for killing Hussein in cold blood, but it is nevertheless amusing that his US prison guards apparently forced him to sit and watch the South Park movie (wherein Hussein is revealed to be, erm, a 'special friend' of Satan).

 

As for Gore, I'd bash him for not having the balls to stand up and challenge the election results more during the Bush Coup. What a lightweight.

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i am bashing professors that ask trick questions that waste 30 minutes of class time and then more time at home... the answer was no!!! i said that after 5 minutes of searching...

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yeah you right Joey, reality TV Sucks REALLY bad.

 

and I hope you heard about that judge saying that Sadam hadn't been a dictator, that was the biggest bunch of crap I ever heard. I'm Glad they replaced that one.

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i would like to use this soapbox to bash bush, but it's too easy. how about some other stuff.....

dick cheney is a good one.

and the bravo network.

how about the gene that causes back hair, i hate that one.

allergies in general.

there will be more later.

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I hate Marmite. There is no rhyme nor reason for its continued existence in the world today. It must be destroyed, no matter the cost.

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You know who's really hateful? Dana "f-ing" Carvey! Man, I've seen some scenes in his Master of Disguise crap to see just how much I could take, and I have to say that this movie is too stupid even for a 4-year old! I've also seen this idiot in Leno a coulple of times and there's just no end to his stupid sugar-induced impressions! He was tolerable as Garth in Wayne's World but that was it. If I see this guy in a dark alley somewhere I'd -- I'd...tell him I hate him.

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