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The Bashing Thread

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Guest Majsju

Well then, I want to bash anyone who can't understand and appreciate the lovely nation of France.

 

But on the other hand, being able to visit France without having to hear a barbaric language like English all the time is kinda nice, so perhaps I should encourage you instead :D

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Guest Majsju

Oh, but can you blame those Quebecois for not being very fond of english considering who the neighbour down south is? :lol:

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Guest Majsju

get a mistress then. Sheesh, how hard can it be! :lol:

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Bash:

 

I am tired of dealing with Introductory literature students. They don't know anything--what were they taught before they got to my class?--and they feel that "I don't like it" is a sufficent critical response to everything.

 

Ancillary bash:

 

I hope J.K Rowling kills Harry Potter in the most horrible way imaginable; I hope his death is so terrifyingly painful that children cry and mothers gnash their teeth at the perfidy of Rowling and the literary world. I hope no one ever reads Harry Potter again--and not just because it is trite, transparent drivel writtern by a HACK that happened to win the literary lottery--no, I want them to stop reading it becasue they hate it, because all that they have been led to believe about magic, the great Dumbledore, being different and cute, and Harry in particualr turns out to be a great joke. I hope they find that it was all one, long, drawn out snuff series.

 

But, I guess that won't happen. Oh well. I had my rant.

 

Did I mention I like flowers and puppies? No bashing them.

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i can relate to that, but from a student's point of view. rest assured, it's no more fun for the students who are really just taking the course because they have to, and would rather be in classes that aren't just full of cow-eyed dullards.

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Bash:

 

 

I would like to bash the American School Systems, for making teachers learn other laguages to accomidate students who dont speak english. If you migrate to OUR country, learn OUR way of talking, just like if i go to france, or germany, or mexico, i will learn their way of talking. It's a fair trade, and not that hard. Majority rule, leadership in america is just stupid, they give give give, then want to butt into other countries affairs and try to tell them what to do, but when it comes to here, noooooooo, we must make it easier for everyone coming over here, so we just GIVE IN all the time and suffer for it, like Slang. if you speak nothing but slang, kill yourself now. There is no way i would learn slang just so i could understand some of the kids in my classroom, it's rediculous.

 

Further bashing:

 

Puppies and flowers, jeesh, whats the deal with those puppies and flowers =P.

 

 

(Rant off)

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Guest Winespring Brother

I would like to bash carelessly placed articles that cause me to stub my toe. Stubbing my toe just brings on the biggest swearing stream known to my household.

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But presumably not actually physically bash? That would be wrong on so many levels :D

 

I would like to bash the Internet for occasionally being really, really slow to load pages for absolutely no logical reason when everything else works really fast.

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that too. and people at the store who block the way with the shopping carts, especially when I'm in a hurry. it's like they know it and do it just to piss me off.

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Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy, The OC and Smallville can all just go away because they're terrible.

 

Smallville could be cool if it changed formats and became "Metropolis" or something. That won't happen so they can all just GO AWAY.

 

(Can you tell which shows my wife watches yet? :wink: )

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at least it's not charmed.

 

"mwa ha ha!!! you cannot win! your sister is evil now!"

 

direct quote. i laughed for half an hour. i try to not be a total dick about that show, but i had no choice on that one. i taunted her mercilessly. it was a biological need at that point to come up with the meanest possible assessments of the show's actors, producers, writers, and fans.

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