The Chapter Name Game

[Owayn The Traveller]

Chapter 27: Damn it Rand, I'm an Ashaman not a messanger boy!.

Chapter 69: Do you know the way to Shayol Ghul, bop bop baa bop ba da baa!

[water_seeker]

The Death of a Horse

 

Egwene Makes a Speech

 

Suian References a Fish

 

Good Men and the Women Who Ruined Them

 

Rand Lends a Hand

 

Faile returns Perrins Juevos

 

Swirling Colors and Why You Shouldn't Think of Your Friends on an Empty Stomach

 

Support Your Local Dragon

 

Pirates of the Sea of Storms

 

The Dirty Bakers Dozen...Or What's Left of Them

 

This Land is My Land, This land Ain't Your Land

 

The Good Guys Talk it out...LOL JK JK

 

I'll Be Home for Bel Tine, if Only in Your Dreams

 

Gawyn Accidently Kills Morgase, Still Blames Rand

 

Gareth Puts Gawyn in a Toolbox, Gawyn Still Doesn't Get It

 

O Demandred, Where Art Thou?

 

Oh No!! Not another Skinny Innkeeper!!

 

What Happens in Ebou Dar Stays in Ebou Dar

 

Randland's Got Talent

 

The Real Housewives of Cairhien

 

The Dread Pirate Domon

 

Unsolved Mysteries:  The Asmodean Edition

[ed2funy]

The Death of a Horse

-_-

Good Men and the Women Who Ruined Them

:D

 

Rand Lends a Hand

LMAO

 

 

Gawyn Accidently Kills Morgase, Still Blames Rand

lol!

 

Gareth Puts Gawyn in a Toolbox, Gawyn Still Doesn't Get It

LMFAO! omg...hahahaha :D

 

 

 

 

 

[trench]

Prologue: Where have all the Amayar gone?

Chapter 1: Just because I tried to destroy existence doesn't make me a bad guy does it?

Chapter 2: Oh, it does.

Chapter 3: Cadsuane screws up again

Chapter 4: Oh crap its an Elayne chapter

Chapter 9: Perrin is forced to eat Faile durring a winter storm, and there was much rejoicing

chapter 10: My servant My Queen

Chapter 11: Hot whitecloaks and the women who love them

Chapter 14: Morridin changes his name to Kal'hopsalot (which means destroyer of bunnies)

Chapter 22: theirs your mommy Gawyn, I told you so

Chapter 24: Suffa meets Sevanna or the shrews who lost everything

Chapter 30: Thom, if she starts bossing me around again you owe me big time

Chapter 36: Yeah Thom you owe me big time

Chapter 40: Siuan gets a domestic violence charge

Chapter 50: All your silly theories were wrong

Chapter 51: You killed Asmodean because you wouldn't clap your hands

Chapter 60: Now thats alot of trollocs

Epilogue: JK, there are like 8 more books still left

 

[Owayn The Traveller]

Chapter 33: Rand versus Luckers: who will win?

[TheBeerPatriot]

The Death of a Horse

 

Egwene Makes a Speech

 

Suian References a Fish

 

Good Men and the Women Who Ruined Them

 

Rand Lends a Hand

 

Faile returns Perrins Juevos

 

Swirling Colors and Why You Shouldn't Think of Your Friends on an Empty Stomach

 

Support Your Local Dragon

 

Pirates of the Sea of Storms

 

The Dirty Bakers Dozen...Or What's Left of Them

 

This Land is My Land, This land Ain't Your Land

 

The Good Guys Talk it out...LOL JK JK

 

I'll Be Home for Bel Tine, if Only in Your Dreams

 

Gawyn Accidently Kills Morgase, Still Blames Rand

 

Gareth Puts Gawyn in a Toolbox, Gawyn Still Doesn't Get It

 

O Demandred, Where Art Thou?

 

Oh No!! Not another Skinny Innkeeper!!

 

What Happens in Ebou Dar Stays in Ebou Dar

 

Randland's Got Talent

 

The Real Housewives of Cairhien

 

The Dread Pirate Domon

 

Unsolved Mysteries:  The Asmodean Edition

Best chapter titles thus far, nice work water seeker.  Not another skinny innkeeper...lol

[Red Hand Man]

Prologue - The Dragon Burninates the Countryside

[water_seeker]

Thanks ed and beer ;D

[Sid]

To Dice with Queens

Birgitte and Mat don't go drinking because she quit because of Elayne dammit

Communication Breakdown

A Simple Gleeman

Thus is our agreement made

Letters

The Cat out of the Bag

Out of the Ashes

The Pattern Loosens

 

 

btw, 'The Ogier are Stumped'  made me laugh aloud

[Luckers]

Chapter 33: Rand versus Luckers: who will win?

 

That's in aMoL... but I'm saying too much.

[Guest BaLefireP]

Chapter 53: Rand loses other hand, Min cries.

 

 

[Mr. Micawber]

Chapter 53: Rand loses other hand, Min cries.

 

 

 

He's got three of the hottest women on the planet - I don't he's going to need to Ease the Badger anytime soon, and even if he does, he'd have plenty of help.

 

It's good to be the Dragon Reborn 8)

[ravenfier]

in no particular order-

 

What Verin Did

An Agreement Made

To Handle Fire

A Blue Stone

The Wreath

The Death of Rand

To Lose the Light

A New Name?

Silence

Meetings

Birth and Rebirth

[Owayn The Traveller]

Chapter 53: Rand loses other hand, Min cries.

 

 

 

He's got three of the hottest women on the planet - I don't he's going to need to Ease the Badger anytime soon, and even if he does, he'd have plenty of help.

 

It's good to be the Dragon Reborn 8)

 

Oh... Is that what that meant?

[Guest BaLefireP]

Chapter 53: Rand loses other hand, Min cries.

 

 

 

He's got three of the hottest women on the planet - I don't he's going to need to Ease the Badger anytime soon, and even if he does, he'd have plenty of help.

 

It's good to be the Dragon Reborn 8)

 

 

Oh... Is that what that meant?

 

Maybe... >:D

 

[Lambada]

Chapter 43 The Voice is back

[Owayn The Traveller]

Whats that 80's song. Your the voice or something?

[TheBeerPatriot]

Whats that 80's song. Your the voice or something?

Are you referring to "The Voice" by Moody Blues?

[Majsju]

Whats that 80's song. Your the voice or something?

Are you referring to "The Voice" by Moody Blues?

 

Rather This, I think.

[Owayn The Traveller]

Yes that's it. Good one Majsju.

 

Chapter 49: Rand invents Karaoke

Chapter 50: Rand sings hits of the 80's

Chapter 51: Narishma fulfills the prophecy and follows with some Motown classics.

[Fains nose]

@OwaynTheTraveller, are you talking about "The Voice by John Farnham"?

[Luckers]

Ok, here's my serious version. Beside it is the person who will be in it.

 

Prologue: (something generic--The Breath Before The Storm, The Fading Light, etc). - Lan, Pevara/Taim/Faolain/Myrelle, Duhara/Graendal, Aviendha, Harine?, Some Randoms.

 

Chapter One: In The City - Mat/Elayne (Verin?).

Chapter Two: Meetings with the Queen - Mat/Elayne.

Chapter Three: The Gift of Pain - Elayne/BA sisters/Lounalt.

Chapter Four: Learning Something New - Elayne/BA sisters.

Chapter Five: To Lead and to Follow - Perrin.

Chapter Six: A New Danger - Perrin.

Chapter Seven: The Man in White - Perrin/Berelain/Galad.

Chapter Eight: Unveilings - Perrin/Galad/Morgase.

Chapter Nine: A Darkness in Caemlyn - Graendal

Chapter Ten: The Plight of the Unborn - Elayne/Duhara/BA sisters.

Chapter Twelve: To Save Her Again - Mat/Elayne.

Chapter Thirteen: The Road to Rhuidean - Aviendha.

Chapter Fourteen: What Came Before... - Aviendha.

Chapter Fifteen: ... What Comes Next. - Aviendha.

Chapter Sixteen: Using The Bellfounders - Mat/Aludra/Elayne.

Chapter Seventeen: The Study of a Game - Mat/Thom.

Chapter Eighteen: The Binding Letter - Mat.

Chapter Nineteen: The Sword of amun'rhukane - Perrin.

Chapter Twenty: The Wisdom - Perrin/Tam/Cadsuane/Nynaeve.

Chapter Twenty-One: Wolf Dreams - Perrin.

Chapter Twenty-Two: The Death of Hopper - Perrin.

Chapter Twenty-Three: Proper Behaviour - Fortuona (learning travelling).

Chapter Twenty-Four: Dark Tidings - Fortuona (something bad has to happen to the Seanchan. Sul'dam revelation maybe?)

Chapter Twenty-Five: Reckonings - Rand.

Chapter Twenty-Six: A Gift of Sorrow - Rand.

 

Epilogue - The Shadow At Noon - Everyone.

 

That's all I got for now. Nearly one third the way in. :)

 

 

[Owayn The Traveller]

@ Fains Nose. Yes that the song. Majsju gave a link to it there. By the way you can just say Owayn. Dont have to be so formal.

[OptimusPrime]

Ease the Badger

 

A million replies came to mind about this. All Im going to say is forbidden Warder form.