I return!

[claireducky]

After a longer LOA than I was expecting, I am back and ready to take on the world!  What's new, exciting and amazing with my girls (and boys)?  I missed you guys!

 

Mother Ducker

[Elgee]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

*Flyingtackleglomps*

 

Man, it's good to see you  ;D

 

I didn't do nuthin ... *shifts feet* ... it was all Barm! *points*

[claireducky]

it was all Barm!

 

*eyes Barm*

 

What did you do?

[Reyn]

Good to see you back, mother dear! So much has been happening around here, but I'm sure you'll find it to be all good things :)

 

 

*hugses mother ducker tight*

[Tharengore]

Ducky was gone??...urrr I mean Welcome back Mother Duck.  :D ;D

[Little Miss]

*taps foot and crosses arms* Well it's about time boss lady. Do you have any idea how unruly your children are!? I mean Really! Half the stuff I caught Eglee doing with Barm is enough to scare half the poor novices to death and the other half won't ever want to leave the red quarters again. :D

 

 

Oh and welcome back Mother of the heart. ^^

[Elgee]

*Tries to look extremely innocent.*

 

:D

[Little Miss]

*smacks Elgee on the bottem* Troublesome chit :P

[alannalynn]

Welcome back Mother!

 

*the truly innocent one*

[JenniferL]

I got laid off and I think I'm going to grad school in August. I'm just about done paying for my undergrad, so I guess it's time.

[Kathleen]

*curtsies* It is nice to have you back, Mother! Isn't it great to see this place still standing?

[Adella]

Welcome back Mother! Now maybe Elgee will stop.. well... no she probably wont...

 

*Tries to look extremely innocent.*

 

:D

Key word.. TRIES! :D

 

 

[Bursius]

Elgee is said to have been naughty. The Greens are the best behaving of the entire White Tower.  Just ask my Bonded.

 

;D

[Elgee]

"have been" implies that I stopped, at some stage ... which is obviously an erroneous assumption  ;D

[JenniferL]

Were mattresses involved again? Your best naughty times always involve mattress riding.

[Wayward_fool]

Is that WHY our "new" mattresses all tend to be slightly lumpy and smell of FEET? *narrows eyes in suspicion*

[Panchi]

welcome Mother duck

[Elgee]

Mattresses. The Couch. The Table. That lovely 1 way reinforced glass window (which turned out not to be 1 way, but it's all good when you can intimidate the cops into dropping the charges). Why restrict myself?

[claireducky]

The Couch.

 

I read this as "the Cooch" the first time, which TOTALLY changed the meaning of the rest of your sentence, Elgee.

[JenniferL]

I think its probably closer to her intended meaning.

[Elgee]

A cooch is just a coach in a Canadian accent, right?

[Al Jenn Mael]

*Looks at the New Mother... then at the Old Mother... Deeply bows respectfully to each respectively*

 

*Cocks my head in confusion and looks at everyone*

 

What do you mean? Elgee is definitely innocent. I saw Barm do it. He is the guilty one here.

[Barmacral]

What the hell people? You all keep implying that I'm not too lazy to do all this stuff you're blaming me for. YOU ARE ALL CLEARLY LYING!

[Wayward_fool]

Actually I am gonna have to stay out of this one. Because I don't have any security cameras, I REPEAT, DO NOT HAVE any cameras, hidden anywhere in the ladies' changing room or random bedrooms and boudoirs or bathrooms or ANYTHING to catch the culprits.

 

Not at all.

 

Honest.

[LilyElizabeth]

Of course you don't, bro.

 

 

Where are the monitors?