The Gathering Storm in less than Six Words [Just For Fun. No Spoilers]

[trench]

Rand's a fool, Shai'tan's old tool

 

Galina cried for her forgotten pride

 

Padan Fain the old forgotten stain  

 

Moiraine burned, the bard has returned

 

Shai'tan burns, its the foxes turn

[Aegnor]

Triumphant trio tred toward Tarmon-Gai'don

[Jason Denzel]

TGS in less than 6 words:

"Holy *&^%!!!!"

 

Ahem. :)

[Majsju]

Jason, we do not use that word here  ;)

[Jason Denzel]

"Do as I say, not as I do."  ;-)

[VinedC]

storms gather. The dark one stirs....

[Elgee]

So, who wants to tell me how many words there can be in a sentence with less than six words... ;D

 

zero

 

;)

[jemron]

I feel so geeky when I find myself laughing out loud at some of these.

 

"Stuff happens after FOUR YEAR wait!"

 

'nuf said.

[Ciete]

Anticipating the tome, The Gathering Storm

[mcs0083]

TGS in less than 6 words:

"Holy *&^%!!!!"

 

Ahem. :)

In hope that was a GOOD HFS :-\

[Ciete]

Semi, Cads, Nynaeve? Waiting for fireworks....

 

 

[bialio]

Forces of Light Still Won't Talk.

 

 

[Ashaman DeRouge]

Rand Channel's, The World Is Saved

 

Some of these are hiliarous...

[VinedC]

Mat enters Finnland: "I'm back, b*tches!"

[mcs0083]

LOL

[Kivam]

Tower of Ghenji - no longer sealed

 

Trollocs attack, film at eleven

[Bob T Dwarf]

Save world?  Then die?  No way!

 

Smooth skirt.  Tug braid.  Who's nervous?

 

No hand?  No problem! Forward March!

 

Be nice!  Be polite!  Then die.

 

Oosquai?  Sassara?  Not me.  Wasn't there.

 

Dark One?  Tarmon Gai'don?  Maybe later.

[Luckers]

Mat enters Finnland: "I'm back, b*tches!"

 

Lol.

 

TGS in less than 6 words:

"Holy *&^%!!!!"

 

Ahem.

 

Oh great. Now we know about the quality of the fecal content in the book. And I believe I said no spoilers.

 

Thanks Jason. Just thanks.

[EEK a Trolloc]

A Wonder Boy exasperates at how he doesn’t understand women as a Wonder Girl sniffs.

[ajfurst]

Egwene sniffed. Nynaeve tugged. Men!

 

to go with:

 

Rand confused. Ask Mat or Perrin.

[singogreatest360]

Faile kills Berelain. No one cares.

[Dedicated Skew]

Gathering Storm:

 

The sound of one hand clapping

 

Rand, Egwene do things, Elayne bathes

 

 

[Razor]

Egwene triumphs, Mat prepares, Rand despairs

 

Gawain's geekiness waxes, Failes freakiness wanes  (in other words Gawain on stage, Faile off stage)

 

Seanchan say, Dragons scary, Dragon scarier

 

 

 

 

[The Desert Pea]

Rand throws another hissy fit ;D

[mcs0083]

Aviendha finally loses it