Bubble of EVIL....POP!

[Barmacral]

The Geese shall destroy you and eat your souls!

[Cadsuane]

No they won't. My army of ducks and sheep will defend us. *nod*

[eclipse0]

Haven't you figured it out yet, Empy, we aren't leaving, this is a hostile takeover!

 

*gooses everyone in this thread*

[Barmacral]

Geese are bigger and stronger than ducks... and as for the sheep.... well.. *sets loose the scotsmen*

 

That ought to take care of them.

[eclipse0]

It's not the Scots the sheep have to worry about, it's those in the southeastern corner of Europe who have the ovine fetishes...

[Talya]

No its the Welsh, they have and like the sheep!!

[Cadsuane]

You're all wrong. It's the New Zealanders.

 

 

Wait... they're my sheep, I shouldn't be contributing to their downfall.  :P

[Moghedian]

Would you all mind not attacking our national mascot?

*Taps fingers on the desk and frowns at the geese*

Play nicely children...;D

 

[Dunbar]

But we were taught not too!

[eclipse0]

Yeah, you just made Deathlord Moggy, this is not a good start to your new Reign of Terror.

[Talya]

nicely what does this mean... :-\

 

*gets worried about this nice stuff and wrings her hands on the nearest goose*

 

SNAP!!!

 

Ooops, Roast Goose anyone!

[Moghedian]

I like roast goose...::)

*Grins evilly and stuff*

[SinisterDeath]

*Jumps in through the window*

Whats going on here?!

*Jumps out the window*

[SinisterDeath]

Thar be Barmacles in yer Ears!

[SinisterDeath]

So yea, I lost my Car...

[SinisterDeath]

Dude, whered you park it last?

[SinisterDeath]

I dunno dude... The odd part is... I don't think I even Own a car!!

[SinisterDeath]

Wow... Then who's car were you driving?!

[SinisterDeath]

Uhhh your car?

[SinisterDeath]

Dude... I'm You! So you couldn't be driving me car! Goddamn your stupid!

[SinisterDeath]

Well, If I'm stupid your stupid!

[SinisterDeath]

True dat...

[SinisterDeath]

Lol Wut?

[SinisterDeath]

Dude, WTF!? WTF?!

Why is there a turtle in my soup?!

Why am I eating Soup!?

And why is Paityr saying So's your Face to Skeletor?!

[SinisterDeath]

So, I was at this coffee place, Called Caribou Coffe... (What can I say, Those Turtle Mocha's hit the spot after a long day of work!) So while I was there I made this lame joke to a person who was looking at all the cofee mugs on display, (Whats the lame Joke your asking? I'll NEVER TELL!(Okay I lied (See the joke was that they should make the stuffed animal Caribou into a coffee mug)) Yea, I know It was LAME, LAME! BUt what do you expect, I' was at work all day with my brain on Idle! (What? You can't put your brain on idle? Comatose? Its easy man(Well assuming you don't mind a little brain damage. Thats to be expected[Exlamiation Mark](shamelessly ripping off JD here, but he don't read these boards, so whatever[Period]... No NOT THAT Kind, man your a sick bastard... or uhh, Bistard? Seriously is there a female version to the word bastard that refers to a daughter, and not a son?)))

So why does any of this have to do with a lame joke? (Most of it doesn't) Well its simple, the guy ahead of us, made this really disgusted, angry, face at me for making the joke, and I was just going 'wth?' (Wth = what the hell) I mean, WHO makes an angry disgusted face when someone makes a horribly lame joke?! If anything you scoff at someone! Bah, BAH I say, BAH.

 

Bah Bah Black Sheep,

and thats all I know.