The Return of...The Stumbling Soldier

[Arrandion]

*stumbles through the front doors*

 

Hiya!

 

Any brew for a tired bander?  ;D

[goldeneys]

*sets Corki's vest on fire*

 

ohh look, firecrackers!

[el Nynaeve]

Where's an RA when you need one? I think that can be classified as assault. ;D

[goldeneys]

Hey I didn't touch the MG, and I didn't steal that drink before...it was offered but not accepted... :D

[el Nynaeve]

Setting our esteemed M-G on fire is probably assault, even if you did from a distance with a firework or whatever you used. :P :D

[BridMorgan]

*nods*  Total assault!  Where are those corrupt RAs?

[Daetirion]

You called?

 

Oh wait, im now a corrupt LG instead

 

*whistles innocently*

[Naeann]

*hands Arran a bandy*

[Corki]

And I like the fact you have all left to burn.

 

*finds some water and puts out the fires*

 

And this would be typical Redarm behaviour if they didn't do anything...

[goldeneys]

Yeah, these aren't the good old days when I could actually get into trouble...

[dragonlover]

*shrugs* any loose ones could hit me thats why im keeping an eye out for them

[Samuraiflip05]

Goldeneys you have been

 

[move]Spotfined[/move]

 

You are hereby charged with assaulting the MG with a misrepresented safety vest that was, in fact, firecracker ridden. 

 

You're spotfine shall be to travel to at least two drinking establishments in each regiment, and here at DM providing a proper illuminators display.  Using pictures and descriptions the show shall last for no less than 3 posts at each location.  Also take note that the shows will be conducted in "proper" Illuminator fashion, meaning no destruction or injuries to establishments or banders.   ;)

 

Sorry boss....lot can happen in 24 hours apparently.   :D

[Moghedian]

*Is really very tempted to break the law*  ::) :P

[Samuraiflip05]

*Readies his ticketbook.*  8)

[Moghedian]

*Has a question*

Do the fines get bigger the more laws that you break?  :D

[Samuraiflip05]

In different threads....no.  In the same post....yes.  ;D

[Corki]

So the assault on the M-G is going to go unpunished...

 

Maybe I should revoke Redarm payment...

[el Nynaeve]

Judging by the state of Sam's grammer and spelling at the off-board site, it is entirely possible that he meant to type MG and not CG. ;D

[Corki]

haha!

 

And why can't we have 12th back as a Redarm? There was a Redarm with common sense...he actually spotfined himself whenever he broke a law!

[dragonlover]

lol sammie ;)

[Moghedian]

Moghedian wandering around armed with her Bandy 'accidentally' walked into the bar...

*The tankard began to drop*

*And some more*

Flinging herself at it at the last moment knowing the terrible spotfine that came with spilling brew Moghedian saved all of the brew apart from one drop that seemed to take forever to fall. As it slowly made its way to the surface of the bar she saw all the possible punishments in her reflection. The drop hit the bar. There was silence.

 

:P

 

[BridMorgan]

Moggy, once you start down the path of the law breaker, you'll never go back!  It's just too much fun!  ;D

[Taymist]

It'd be great to have 12th back as an RA if real life hadn't swallowed him whole recently *sighs*

[Mira]

I say we incorporate citizen's arrest in the Band. We need to protect the MG from anything including the redarms.

[Samuraiflip05]

:P :P :P

 

There it's fixed.  I guess I better check the PB thread to see if I did it there too.  What do you expect at 1 in the morning? 

 

 

And Moggy...I'll be right back for yours.  ;)