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Welcome to the Red Hand Band THE ENIGMATIC EOL!!!!!!

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Welcome, brother gleeman!! Welcome to the RADICALLY RIGHTEOUS RED HAND BAND!!!!!  Life is a Bander is most excellent!!!!!  *air guitar*  You will find nothing but good peeps here, much like over in Gleemantown!  Quite a lot of Brew, Bonding, and Brotherhood here!


*passes Eol a Fade's Piss*



Drink this.....it will be the first of many!!  You will find your Irishman liver truly tested here!! Again, welcome and enjoy your time as a RAW RECRUIT!!!!

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Welcome Eol! I'm the Captain-General of the Infantry and I'll be looking forward to see you around the barracks for your torture training.


First things first you're going to need some Guinfantries (the Infantry's best drink) and then you're going to need to batten down the hatches in preparation for the Spiel. If you don't you could, quite literally, be swept away! Well...at least.... the last Recruit failed to take our advice and we're still finding bits of his clothes all over the camp-site ;)

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Welcome to the Band, Eol and congrats on choosing the Best Org at DM!! ;D


Enjoy your Recruit weeks. The Executive Officer (XO) will be along with some info for you shortly so keep an eye on your inbox.


*hands a Guiny, a Flaming Shot and an Apple Bandy*


Have fun and hang on to any loose clothing as the Official Spiel is coming your way!!  ;)

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Welcome to the Best Org Evah!  I'm Brid, the infamous XO that my dear Sis, Tay the UC mentioned.  So if you'll draw your eyes up to your inbox, you'll find a wonderful PM from.....ME!!  ;D


Now hold on to your knickers for that most awesome of Spiels is it's way!!

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Welcome to the Band Eol!!! I'm Katiora, the LG of the Cavalry here. I look forward to getting to know you better during your week with us. :) Be sure to hold on tight for the spiel btw.... It'll blow your socks off ;) *hands a couple bandys*

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Kara... I was the last recruit.. and I recovered.... Maybe thats because Clim was looking out for me.  haha.



Welcome to the Band Eol... I'm not the newbie anymore!!! *cheers*

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Welcome to the band Eol.  I am Snin and will be one of the RLO's that will be torturing, I mean assiting you during your time with the Archers.  Enjoy your time here, Im sure youll have fun.


*lines up some FEDs for the new RR to take*


That will tide you over until the Spiel!!

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Well, I see you have been given plenty of warning about holding onto a variety of different clothing...but make sure you are holding onto all that Brew as well as we don't want any spilt! So, I hope you are ready to be blown away!


*official spiel*


Welcome eol! An email explaining important information about the Band is currently sitting in your inbox! Take a read! Also check your PMs too! ;)


Basically, the Band of the Red Hand is the Travel and Music ORG at DM! By signing up for the Band, you have joined the successful Raw Recruit Scheme. By signing up for the off board site, you will be able to experience the whole process to the maximum! The Executive Officer, BridMorgan will assign you to one of the three Regiments (Archers, Cavalry, Infantry) for a week, where you will be given various tasks to perform, hoping that you will get a picture of what time in each Regiment is like. After a week with each Regiment, you will be asked to pick your final choice of a Regiment.


While being a Raw Recruit, there is nothing stopping you from earning points like any other Band member. Points lead to promotion within the Band. Below is a list of possible ways to earn points:


- writing reviews on places to visit/holidays you have been on

- writing reviews on music albums and gigs

- writing restaurant reviews, which is brand spanking new!

- replying to other people's reviews and asking questions

- composing Jak O' the Shadow verses

- getting articles published in our monthly newspaper, The Hornsounder

- posting in the monthly roll call in the Band's private boards here at DM

- any DM project we may have, which includes our Quote Project (speak to Amavia and Angyl)

- and much much more I cannot think of right now!


If you complete your time as a Raw Recruit within 3 to 4 weeks, you will get a special award (called the Raw Recruit Stripe) which you can add to your siggy as well!


While being a Raw Recruit, you get 3 free strikes. This enables you to break Band Law 3 times without being punished by the Redarms, the Band's very own police force. If they see any Law breaking, they will either drag you up for a trial or give you a fun spot fine to do (usually 100 lines of something witty). Channeling is a major no-no in the Band. As is spilling Battle Brew, our beloved drink! Once you have used up your 3 strikes, or join the Band's ranks officially, you will face the full force of Band Law like any other Bander does!


Of course, we are not all about working 24/7, as we do let our hair down now and then! We are famous for our bar brawls, which happen frequently!Keep an eye out for one! We also like jokes, tales, funny pictures - things that will make us laugh!


We also have many games - at DM, which can be found in the stickies, or the Lottery set up in our Dicing with Jak O' the Shadows board, which you will see once you have signed up for the private boards here at DM. There are also several games on the off board site as well! Also, take the lessons to learn our ORG Game, based on the luck of dice! You get the selected weapons of your Regiment, and can fight anyone in the Band! We'll give you a practise fight so you can get your bearing until you are ready to challenge a Bander. Also look out for our festivals of various games using the dice roller and ORG Game. There are many staff members for the Game who will be willing to help you out.


Once you have been added to the list for the private boards here, you will also be able to participate in our lottery game, which takes place in the Dicing With Jak O' the Shadows board. It is a lot of fun, and your winnings can buy you various goodies!


If you have a Facebook account, search for the group 'DM Band of the Red Hand'. Click to apply. Then PM/email Tay, Brid or I to say you've requested to join, and we'll accept it. I'm using Facebook as another way to communicate with Banders!


If I have left anything out (which I expect I have!), do not hesitate to ask questions! Someone will be able to answer them for you!


One last thing...


*hand eol a Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew*



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welcome enigmatic!!! :D  im dragonlover or DL for short, im the archer LG and cant wait until ur in the range during ur rr week with us, but until that wonderful time, heres a line of my special flame throwers to drink, guaranteed to singe ur eyebrows off!! ;)

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Hey everyone, thanks for the welcome! warm as hell! ill be sure to contribute as much as possible with songs and ryhmes and things!


A little about me, Im 17, doing my final exams in school in 2 weeks. As Mynd has mentioned i'm Irish an d I'll take any Brew you can throw at me! and i wont spill a drop because im also a bartender! Im a musician, i play several instruments and write many songs which can be found here: http://www.mtmstudionet.com/profile/IanMaleney

now if that wasnt shameless....


anyway thats pretty much me, im an avid reader of anything i can get my hands on, i love japanese poetry, mainly Haiku. expect to see many around the place soon.


again thanks for the welcome, cant wait to get involved!




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