Mafia Championship - Season 6

[Lizabeth]

On 6/29/2019 at 8:08 PM, BFG said:

AJ had to drop out for personal reasons<3

BFG <3333

 

I miss you!

 

[BFG]

2 hours ago, Lizabeth said:

BFG <3333

 

I miss you!

 

I miss you ?

[Nynaeve]

Get a room ?

[Lizabeth]

On 7/1/2019 at 2:30 PM, BFG said:

I miss you ?

 

Come back then! 

23 hours ago, Nynaeve said:

Get a room ?

You can join ?

[Clovdyx]

On 7/1/2019 at 4:57 PM, Nynaeve said:

Get a room ?

 

Back.

 

2 hours ago, Lizabeth said:

 

Come back then! 

You can join ?

 

Off.

[Lizabeth]

9 minutes ago, Clovdyx said:

 

Back.

 

 

Off.

Don't be selfish.:dry:

 

We all need some BFG in our lives! 

[Shad_]

Results are in.  I finished 3rd.  I'll take it.

[Zander?]

6 hours ago, Shad_ said:

Results are in.  I finished 3rd.  I'll take it.

 

Grats brother!!!!!!!

 

Were you a Villager or a Minority Villager?!?!?!?!?!

[Lizabeth]

10 hours ago, Shad_ said:

Results are in.  I finished 3rd.  I'll take it.

Nice! Congrats!

[Shad_]

I randed elite village core with two rand-villager-sub-the-freak-outs and an underrated meme.

 

A cop eventually peeked me too damn villagery for the thread and I was lynched D4.

 

 

[Zander?]

[Shad_]

I was wolfin'.

 

We had two potatoes go down early and then I was peeked. The fourth guy carried long for the win.

[Zander?]

3 minutes ago, Shad_ said:

I was wolfin'.

 

We had two potatoes go down early and then I was peeked. The fourth guy carried long for the win.

 

❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

Were they worse then that crazy chick we had in the Hydra Tournament?!?!!?!  

[Lizabeth]

2 hours ago, Shad_ said:

I randed elite village core with two rand-villager-sub-the-freak-outs and an underrated meme.

 

A cop eventually peeked me too damn villagery for the thread and I was lynched D4.

 

 

[Shad_]

38 minutes ago, Zanatron said:

 

❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

Were they worse then that crazy chick we had in the Hydra Tournament?!?!!?!  

 

We the one guy posted 10 times and bailed.

 

The other guy uh

 

Uh

 

Let me find one villager's summary of the events.

[Zander?]

9 minutes ago, Shad_ said:

 

We the one guy posted 10 times and bailed.

 

The other guy uh

 

Uh

 

Let me find one villager's summary of the events.

 

You remember who im talking ABOOT eh?!?!!?

[Shad_]

[TITLE]

Champs Season Six, Game 10

A play in multiple parts

[/TITLE]

Act One

The setting

The lights go on in a darkened auditorium, illuminating only Stage Left.  A middle-aged man is sitting in a chair, typing enthusiastically on a laptop.  Above him is a single, unadorned sign, that reads only: Shad

Shad: "OK guys, yeah, we're the wolves.  Tough rand in this group, we're gonna have our work cut out for us, but I'm hyped.  HYPED!  This is gonna be excellent.  It will be an uphill battle, but if we work together I think we can make it deep, maybe even pull out the 'W'.  Man, I'm pumped.  What do you guys think?"

Silence.

Shad: "Guys?"

The remainder of the house lights go up, illuminating three more chairs aligned in a row towards Stage Right.

On the first chair sits a young man, staring dejectedly at his shoes.  His laptop is open yet neglected in his lap.  He idly rubs his chin and mumbles something inaudible.  The sign above him reads "Nimbus".  On the next chair is an angry-looking man with his arms folded.  His laptop is on the ground next to him, ignored.  Above him, the sign reads "-Prismo-".

Both men are dressed in elaborate potato costumes.

On the final chair is an actual, literal potato.  Above it, the sign reads "DeathNoteForCutie".

Shad: "Um, guys?"

Nimbus sighs disconsolately.  

Shad: "Riiiight.  OK, I'll do this on my own, I guess."

Shad begins typing furiously, pausing only to laugh at his own jokes and occasionally offer advice to his teammates, who are roundly ignoring him.  Nimbus begins slipping out of his chair, slowly sliding to the floor.

Shad: "Come on, man, I'm trying to save you here.  All you have to do is vote your counter.  Come on.  Nimbus, come the $#@! on.  Just vote your own counter.  Bro.  BRO!"

Nimbus: "Come sweet death, one last caress."

Nimbus continues to slowly slide out of his chair.

Shad: "Primo, come on dude, do something, Primo, hey, Primo!"

Primo: "You're not the boss of me."

Primo takes his laptop and flings it off the stage as Nimbus collapses to the floor and dies.  Shad stares at the three chairs in total incredulity.

Cut stage lights.

Act Two

Stage lights come back on.  In the final chair, the literal potato has been replaced by a young man wearing head-to-toe nauseating hot pink.  The sign above the chair has also been replaced, and now reads "Capage"

Shad: "Oh thank god, hey cap, good to see you.  Look, Day One went really badly.  Nimbus is dead, SS and yogs are both up my ass, and that guy..."

He glances at Primo, who glares back at him agressively.

Shad: "Well... I don't know what that guy's doing.  But you're here now, so we need to get..."

Suddenly, capage leaps out of his chair.

Capage: "HEY GUYS YOU WANT TO HEAR THE MOST ANNOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Prismo barks with laughter as Shad stares in abject horror.  He hooks his thumb at the man in pink:

Prismo: "I'm killing that guy!"

Shad slowly lowers his head into his hands and begins to sob.

...

to be continued

[Zander?]

lawl

[Wildfire Sedai]

Congratulations shad!!  and that is just flipping hilarious....

[Andrej]

Way to represent Shad lol