Hi, I'm Eddie

[ed2funy]

And I like to spam. Who is new here?

[LilyElizabeth]

I am

[Leelou]

Me

[Kathleen]

Me too

[ed2funy]

*slices everyone's throat*
Ah yes, perfect. 

New meat! 

[Moon Sedai]

*Stabs ed a million times* 
I missed you. 

[ed2funy]

Lol, we've talked and interacted outside of DM

[thehumantrashcan]

Hi Ed, I'm new too!

 

*throws spam at Ed*

 

I like it too, I like to specialize in old stuff.

[ed2funy]

Oh...Oscar, dear. I'm not new.

*laughs maniacally and stabs*

 

 

Old stuff?! You calling Lily, Moon, and Verb old?!

[LilyElizabeth]

Well, Verb is old. 

[ed2funy]

Verb is as old and smells like...

 

Wait, no. PG-13...

[Verbal32]

h8uall

[LilyElizabeth]

They say the memory is the first thing to go, Verb. Is that why you didn't sign roll call last month? You forgot?

[ed2funy]

*stabs Verby in the side*

[Moon Sedai]

Lol, we've talked and interacted outside of DM

 

True, but I can't stab you on Facebook. People might take it wrong. *Stabs ed again* 

*tackles ed*

Oh...Oscar, dear. I'm not new.

*laughs maniacally and stabs*

 

 

Old stuff?! You calling Lily, Moon, and Verb old?!

I thought I saw that.... 

I'm a retired Head Hag, not old. I'm eternally 28... or something. 

*grumbles about kids getting off her lawn*

[Nynaeve]

ew

[ed2funy]

EeeeW

[Verbal32]

They say the memory is the first thing to go, Verb. Is that why you didn't sign roll call last month? You forgot?

 

Yeah, let's go with that.

[Killashandra]

Hello ed. Apparently I am shayol ghul's brand new baby of evil... Come closer to get a good look.

 

*waits for ed to peak into her hood and stabs*

[ed2funy]

*opens mouth so the blade can slide into the nitric acid*

Yes, hello Lightful! 

[Killashandra]

*drops dagger before she loses a hand*

 

Eep!

[ed2funy]

*spits nitric acid on the floor*

 

But hands are the best part, according to Verb

[Killashandra]

Not my hands you naughty monkey!

 

*gets a broom to shoo the ed away to a comfortable distance*

 

*turns the end of the broom into a poison spear*

[ed2funy]

Poison. How cute.

 

ALL HANDS!

[Killashandra]

ALL HANDS!

Thats what she said. :P