Are you a Seagull or a Goose?

[Ryrin]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouchard/smelly-bird-quiz#.eny5OmBMa

 

Are You A Seagull Or A Goose?

 

You got: Oh wow! You’re lucky! You’re actually an owl!

 

Huh! I didn’t even know this was an option! But I’m glad it is, because you are neither the horrible stinky goose or the horrible stinky seagull. You are an owl, King of Birds! Your head turns 180 degrees and you eat night mice. You don’t squawk like other barbarians birds, but instead give off a royal little “hoot”. You are wonderful and everyone loves you. Go sit in your tree and think powerful owl thoughts.

[Guest]

You got: What? WHAT?! You're an owlbear?

 

I'm pretty sure that option wasn't even on this quiz and I think you're just cheating at this point. An owlbear is neither bird nor mammal and that's difficult for me to accept. Why would the Internet suggest that you're something which is impossible to be? The Internet always has my best interests at heart so I am convinced that you're fibbing. Huh. Owlbear, indeed. Rubbish, sir. Poppycock.

[Guest]

LOL Hiarth!

 

This was an... interesting quiz.

 

You got: Oof, sorry, but it looks like you’re a seagull.

Ugh, this isn’t ideal. You’re a seagull, the bird no one likes. You destroy beach fun and eat food that isn’t yours. Your poop goes everywhere, even into people’s mouths. It’s horrible and you are horrible. But there’s no reason to let that affect your mood! You may as well be a prideful seagull. Go flap your wings to your hearts content and spray some sand in a lifeguard’s eye.

[Ryrin]

You got: What? WHAT?! You're an owlbear?

 

I'm pretty sure that option wasn't even on this quiz and I think you're just cheating at this point. An owlbear is neither bird nor mammal and that's difficult for me to accept. Why would the Internet suggest that you're something which is impossible to be? The Internet always has my best interests at heart so I am convinced that you're fibbing. Huh. Owlbear, indeed. Rubbish, sir. Poppycock.

 

 

Oh, I assure you, I got "owl."

[Tyzack]

Hmm...trying to find all the options, hold on...

 

Owl, Goose and Seaguls are the only ones i can find.

 

I didn't do all the combinations though.

[Daruya]

I got owl, as well.  

[Elgee]

Yep, owl here!

[Sooh]

This thread reminds me of this song:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMYN4djSq7o

[Elgee]

WTH was that?? lol

[Taborline]

I got owl as well. And shout out to the quiz maker for mentioning Balto. I loved that film.

[Shad_]

I got manbearpig.

[Rhea]

You got: Oh wow! You’re lucky! You’re actually an owl!

 

Huh! I didn’t even know this was an option! But I’m glad it is, because you are neither the horrible stinky goose or the horrible stinky seagull. You are an owl, King of Birds! Your head turns 180 degrees and you eat night mice. You don’t squawk like other barbarians birds, but instead give off a royal little “hoot”. You are wonderful and everyone loves you. Go sit in your tree and think powerful owl thoughts.

[Ryrin]

WTH???

 

   

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Owl

[Ryrin]

LOL Hiarth!

 

This was an... interesting quiz.

 

You got: Oof, sorry, but it looks like you’re a seagull.

Ugh, this isn’t ideal. You’re a seagull, the bird no one likes. You destroy beach fun and eat food that isn’t yours. Your poop goes everywhere, even into people’s mouths. It’s horrible and you are horrible. But there’s no reason to let that affect your mood! You may as well be a prideful seagull. Go flap your wings to your hearts content and spray some sand in a lifeguard’s eye.

 

Would you snatch food off my plate in a restaurant?

[Guest]

Oooh, Ry... Don't tempt me...

[Shad_]

Fly hiiiiiiiigh lesbian seagull

[Ryrin]

Oooh, Ry... Don't tempt me...

We've been fishing off a pier and the Gulls and Pelicans try to steal our bait.

[Guest]

Yeah, they do that. They can be quite hard to keep away!

 

I had fun throwing chips in the air randomly and seeing them caught before they came down again, once.

[Ryrin]

When I was in San Francisco on a boat tour, I could hold up a piece of fish and the Gull would gently maneuver down and take it out of my hand. It was quite a feat with the wind.