We found out what we're having...

[hazelkrs1]

Suggest Tom be in your naming rand

No joke, I actually had considered that.

 

And eh, might as well share what we're thinking of atm:

 

Leif David Schoultz.

 

What y'all think?

[hazelkrs1]

My first name is Eric, so ya know Leif.... Eric's son

 

Plus we both like the sound of it, it's unique but if he wants he can go by David, David was Niki's father's name (he passed away when she was little), and if he ends up being a feathery haired hunk in school "Leif" is the kinda name that would get all the girls to melt

 

[hazelkrs1]

I've decided I either want my son to be a ruggedly handsome male model/secret spy that saves the world while charming the self control and inhibitions off every girl he meets, or the smartest person ever who saves mankind with his ridiculously overpowered brain (and maybe has telekinesis). Will be happy with either of those.

 

*nods and doesn't jinx anything at all*

[Nynaeve]

>.>

[Tommyrod]

Go with an actual badass name like Archibald (my fake name) or Ulysses I mean who is gonna step to Ulysses Schoultz, UDS, he even sounds like a top tier organization, bros calling him UDS LLC cuz he's a lady lovin champ knowhatimsayin

[Clovdyx]

I'll pay the kid to be named Chalupa Batman.

[Cory Caboose]

I assume he's going to be a lot like you, Des

 

 

A subpar Mafia player

 

 

 

[hazelkrs1]

Go with an actual badass name like Archibald (my fake name) or Ulysses I mean who is gonna step to Ulysses Schoultz, UDS, he even sounds like a top tier organization, bros calling him UDS LLC cuz he's a lady lovin champ knowhatimsayin

Ulysses does actually sound pretty badass I'll admit

[hazelkrs1]

I'll pay the kid to be named Chalupa Batman.

Funny cause I'm rewatching The League lately :P

[hazelkrs1]

I assume he's going to be a lot like you, Des

 

 

A subpar Mafia player

 

 

 

You need to have a kid so our kids can be permamasons together

 

And not the creepy secret organization that secretly runs everything kind either, the cool kind that secretly run everything

[Cory Caboose]

I'm sure I have a kid somewhere

 

 

 

 

Rand?

[Hallia]

DON'T SAY SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW WHERE GERALDO IS

[Clovdyx]

Also, will seriously pay money if you name him Darthe or Frisbee.  I'll settle for a middle name.

[Tommyrod]

FRISBEE HAS TO BE FRISBEE

[hazelkrs1]

Maybe when Darthe said his ancestors invented frisbee he meant that they invented a robot kid, named Frisbee. And that robot kid grew up into a robot adult. And that robot adult had a firmware update error that produced #FULLDARTHE.

 

Makes sense if you think about it.

[Darthe]

Nah, just the item.  However, I will also toss in money for you to name your child after me.  Not that you really need anything more than the glory of sharing my heritage but to spread the joys of #FULLDARTHE

[Cory Caboose]

DON'T SAY SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW WHERE GERALDO IS

 

[BFG]

 

DON'T SAY SOMEWHERE, YOU KNOW WHERE GERALDO IS

 

 

</3

[Nynaeve]

Yeah, cory is a whore. It is known.

[hazelkrs1]

[hazelkrs1]

[Lenlo]

LOL

 

Des +1. Save it for your kids college fund. They will appreciate it. I know I wouldve.

[hazelkrs1]

I'm going to be my kids college. I'll just sit then down in front of me and stare into the dark recesses of their soul for a proper amount of time for them to realize how screwed this planet is, then tell em to slap on a winning smile and "network" their way into job opportunities and kick them out on their behinds.

 

Also, it's a joke that we have to freaking go broke and into crap piles of debt putting ourselves through secondary school. Free universal secondary education for all imo.

[hazelkrs1]

Not to say I don't want our kids to be educated, I value that immensely. I just hate the for-profit systems in this country for things that should be offered to everyone. Shouldn't be that hard if we were truly the greatest nation.

[hazelkrs1]

Yes, I am a liberal