The Inglorious - Kitchen Sink Bastard Mafia by Darthe

[Darthe]

The sun struck the water of the beach minutes after the group arrived.  Today there were no stragglers, only people impatient to do a head count and end this farce.  It had only grown rougher to continue to play.  They could feel the weight of each and every death.  

 

It was beginning to seem hopeless.  

 

The group sat for the first couple of hours, waiting quietly.  What more was there to say?  They had no leads, no direction.  Nobody cared anymore.  Their lives were worth more than this game and they wouldn't cater to it.  

 

That's when the bushes began to rustle.  Everyone was up in an instant, alert to this new threat.  Game or no there were still dangers in the jungle, things nobody would want to lose themselves to.  They banded together in preparation of whatever horror was to come.

 

Csarmi - Town Coroner emerged from the bushes, a glow about him that everyone instantly understood.  

 

He had been saved by Angels.  He was pure.  

 

Csarmi spoke and all learned the truth about one of their own from before.  Drunk Tank had been Gimli, town double vote lover.

 

Now, perhaps, they could win.

[Andrej]

Salami is alive?

 

Good then.

 

Wombat/Yates lynch FTW.

[Lenlo]

Lets do it AJ. And yeah I give people juice. No one drinks it though, which makes me sad. Also yay CS!

 

Also also moving is a pain.

[Yates]

You're welcome to try it. As a governor I've already put in the order to stop it.

 

Your overzealous vote is noted; though. I thought scum team was Lenlo/Wombat. Now I need to think a bit.

[Andrej]

I guess we'll see what happens when/if we reach majority.

 

My thoughts are still the same though.

 

Despo N1 kill, TG N2 kill. Salami N3 (although a clear choice) kill.

 

Why no Yates?

[Yates]

Why no Yates?

You tell me.

 

Wifom? Fear of protection? TG kill is the only one that actually doesn't make a lot of sense. I actually thought that was a busdrive or redirect of some sort.

[Yates]

Wait. IS Salami alive? If so, lynching me might actually be the best play. When my lynch doesn't go through, I'll be mod confirmed.

[WWWwombat]

I was controlled by TG yesterday.  Couldn't post anything but what he made me post.  If you still wanna lynch me that's ok, but do it knowing that.

[WWWwombat]

Why would we lynch Yates?  I seem to remember him being obvtown.

[Yates]

I was controlled by TG yesterday.  Couldn't post anything but what he made me post.

Umm... TG was killed N2. So how does THAT work, exactly? And I thought TG flipped Town?

[WWWwombat]

Darthe gave me a QT with TG and TG posted what I needed to post on thread.  According to OP we don't have a coroner on TG, but given what he made me post, I doubt he's town.

 

He could even be controlling someone else right now.

[WWWwombat]

Wanna do a guise test for me, Yates?

[Yates]

Oh. He flipped "Yolo Swaggins" of Unknown Alignment.

 

If his name was YOLO - why would he be able to control you? That would be YOLT[wice]. And even if that were true, why you?

[Yates]

Wanna do a guise test for me, Yates?

What's a "guise test?"

[WWWwombat]

Why not me?  I can has guise test?

[WWWwombat]

 

Wanna do a guise test for me, Yates?

What's a "guise test?"

 

 

I ask you a question only Yates knows the answer to.  You respond right away with the correct answer.

[Yates]

k

[Yates]

Go.

[WWWwombat]

What was my role modifier in the Danger Zone?

[Yates]

One sec. I have to look back...

[Yates]

Town Compulsive Methodical Cop - Wombat

 

Daniel Craig - You're the town compulsive methodical cop, you will receive the alignment of each individual in order, one per night.

[Yates]

Did I nail it?

[Darthe]

Oh man, I still have that.  My QT game!

[WWWwombat]

Yes.  And do you remember off the top of your head how that came into play?

[WWWwombat]

Oh man, I still have that.  My QT game!

 

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